3-09 Murder 101
3-09 Murder 101
Murder 101
Look, I’m gonna be your new mommy.
Brigitte
Murder 101
Look, I’m gonna be your new mommy.
Brigitte
Original air date: January 9, 1999
Written by: Andrew Dettmann & Daniel Truly
Directed by: Scott Lautanen
Jarod teaches a graduate course in the psychology of the criminal mind in order to determine which of his students murdered the previous professor.
Jarod’s Discoveries:
Jarod’s Occupations: Criminal Psychology College Professor
Jarod’s Aliases: Jarod Gardner
Official Synopsis
Jarod plays a game of cat and mouse with a group of student geniuses who may have pulled off the perfect murder.
Jarod telephones Miss Parker and asks her how well she knows her father. Before hanging up, he tells her to check her mail. Parker searches through a stack of envelopes and comes upon one of particular interest. Inside is a copy of a letter from her father’s attorney, which indicates that Mr. Parker is making a change in his will.
Meanwhile, Jarod, having assumed the identity of a professor, addresses a classroom of students at the University of Hanover in Connecticut. The class is a graduate course in the psychology of the criminal mind. The students are part of the school’s Vanguard program, and all have brilliant minds. Suddenly, armed Sweepers storm the room. One of them opens fire, apparently killing Jarod. It turns out, however, that Jarod recruited three students for the mock murder. He then asks the class to describe the shooter. The students disagree on the killer’s physical details. But one student, a flirtatious young woman named Claire Dunning, describes the attacker in accurate detail. Her two friends, Grady and Matthew, smile when Claire impresses the class with her astute observational skills. Jarod tells the class that, with their help, he intends to solve the murder of their last professor, Alden Clark, who disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Police believe Clark emptied his bank account and ran off with his mistress. The professor’s book, The Perfect Murder, was published just prior to his disappearance.
Jarod approaches Alden’s widow, Deborah Clark. She refuses to accept the conclusion reached by police regarding her husband’s disappearance. At the time, she was pregnant with their son, and he wanted the baby more than anything else in the world. Later, Detective Rusk tells Jarod that police found emails from Alden’s mistress on his computer.
Jarod turns to his class for ideas about how to commit the perfect murder. It is eventually decided that staging a car crash—and making it look accidental—would be almost undetectable. One of the students states that Dr. Clark drove up to his cabin in the mountains every Friday. But later, Deborah confirms that her husband headed home from work on the day he disappeared, as he had just learned of her pregnancy. Jarod retraces Clark’s route…and eventually discovers his overturned truck at the bottom of a gorge. Police find plane tickets inside the wreck: one for Clark, and another for a woman named Karen Sweet, which they believe is the name of his mistress.
Meanwhile, back at the Center, Miss Parker confronts her father about his health. It turns out that Mr. Parker isn’t dying…but is intending to marry his new girlfriend.
Jarod eventually suspects that Claire, Matthew and Grady are responsible for their professor’s demise. He once again turns to the class for answers. But this time, he manipulates them. Jarod presents a scenario in which Alden was drugged with di-methyl-penol, a potent sedative. He then proposes a role playing game, in which Claire is the killer and Grady and Matthew are her two accomplices.
In the classroom, Jarod asks the students to think of reasons why Alden was killed. He proposes that the killers operated with one motive in mind: arrogance. But he warns that accomplices can be unpredictable, and eventually lead to the killer’s downfall. Jarod then reveals that photographs of Alden and his “mistress,” which were discovered inside his glove box, are fakes. As a result, police have labeled the investigation a homicide.
Claire messengers a yellow note pad to police. But Jarod intercepts the evidence before it falls into detectives’ hands. The notepad contains a list, composed in Matthew’s handwriting, of step-by-step instructions on how Alden was murdered. Jarod confronts Matthew with the list. He insists that Grady and Claire pulled off the crime, which began as a drunken game. But Claire and Grady acted out the fantasy. A short time later, word of Matthew’s suicide spreads through school.
Jarod drugs Claire and Grady. When they awaken, Claire finds herself standing on a chair, a noose around her neck; Grady is tied to a chair nearby. Jarod informs the pair that Matthew is still very much alive. Jarod attempts to extract a confession, but Claire maintains he has no way of proving anything. Jarod uses a gun to blow out one of legs on Claire’s chair. She wobbles, but manages to keep her balance and not hang herself. Eventually Grady cracks, and confesses to his participation in the murder. Grady claims Claire wanted to kill Alden when he refused to sleep with her. Jarod kicks away Claire’s chair. She drops and jerks violently, but the rope has been rigged a certain way, and she is unharmed. Jarod then berates Claire, scoffing at her so-called genius intellect.
Back at the Centre, Miss Parker discovers that her father’s new bride is none other than Brigitte.
Season 1
- 1-01 Pilot
- 1-02 Every Picture Tells A Story
- 1-03 Flyer
- 1-04 Curious Jarod
- 1-05 The Paper Clock
- 1-06 To Protect And Serve
- 1-07 A Virus Among Us
- 1-08 Not Even a Mouse
- 1-09 Mirage
- 1-10 Better Part Of Valor
- 1-11 Bomb Squad
- 1-12 Prison Story
- 1-13 Bazooka Jarod
- 1-14 Ranger Jarod
- 1-15 Jaroldo!
- 1-16 Under The Reds
- 1-17 Keys
- 1-18 Unhappy Landings
- 1-19 Jarod’s Honor
- 1-20 Baby Love
- 1-21 Dragon House
- 1-22 Dragon House
Season 2
- 2-01 Back From the Dead Again
- 2-02 Scott Free
- 2-03 Over the Edge
- 2-04 Exposed
- 2-05 Nip and Tuck
- 2-06 Past Sim
- 2-07 Collateral Damage
- 2-08 Hazards
- 2-09 FX
- 2-10 Indy Show
- 2-11 Gigolo Jarod
- 2-12 Toy Surprise
- 2-13 A Stand Up Guy
- 2-14 Unforgotten
- 2-15 Bulletproof
- 2-16 Silence
- 2-17 Crash
- 2-18 Stolen
- 2-19 Red Rock Jarod
- 2-20 Bank
- 2-21 Bloodlines
- 2-22 Bloodlines
Season 3
- 3-01 Crazy
- 3-02 Hope & Prey
- 3-03 Once in a Blue Moon
- 3-04 Someone to Trust
- 3-05 Betrayal
- 3-06 Parole
- 3-07 Homefront
- 3-08 Flesh and Blood
- 3-09 Murder 101
- 3-10 Mr. Lee
- 3-11 The Assassin
- 3-12 Unsinkable
- 3-13 Pool
- 3-14 At The Hour Of Our Death
- 3-15 Countdown
- 3-16 P.T.B.
- 3-17 Ties That Bind
- 3-18 Wake Up
- 3-19 End Game
- 3-20 Qallupilluit
- 3-21 Donoterase
- 3-22 Donoterase
Season 4
- 4-01 The World’s Changing
- 4-02 Survival
- 4-03 Angel’s Flight
- 4-04 Risque Business
- 4-05 Road Trip
- 4-06 Extreme
- 4-07 Wild Child
- 4-08 Rules of Engagement
- 4-09 ‘Til Death Do Us Part
- 4-10 Spin Doctor
- 4-11 Cold Dick
- 4-12 Lifeline
- 4-13 Ghosts From the Past
- 4-14 The Agent of Year Zeroh
- 4-15 Junk
- 4-16 School Daze
- 4-17 Meltdown
- 4-18 Corn Man A Comin’
- 4-19 The Inner Sense
- 4-20 The Inner Sense
Murder 101 Transcript
Miss Parker | What? | ||
Jarod | How well do you know your father? | ||
Miss Parker | Better than you know yours. | ||
Jarod | Yes, well, I’m working on that one. | ||
Miss Parker | Why the call Jarod? | ||
Jarod | You and your father are close, but how close? Does he share important things with you? Would he tell you about the big developments in his life? | ||
Miss Parker | I’d be insanely optimistic to think this little quiz show had a bonus round wouldn’t I? | ||
Jarod | Check your mail Miss Parker. | ||
Miss Parker | Why? | ||
Jarod | Because we all have a lot to learn. Including me. Gotta go. Don’t want to be late for my first day of school. | ||
Miss Parker | Jarod. | ||
Sydney | What did he have to say? | ||
Miss Parker | A lot less than he knows, that’s for sure. | ||
Sydney | Miss Parker? | ||
Miss Parker | It’s a copy of a letter to my father from his attorney. He’s changing his will. | ||
Sydney | Hmmm. | ||
Broots | Miss Parker. Statistician from the Brooksberry field office swears she saw Jarod on her lunch break. | ||
Miss Parker | Call Brooksberry. Get a local sweeper team moving….now. | ||
Broots | Okay. | ||
Jarod | Well, well, well, the Vanguard Program. The finest minds at the university. I’ll have to do my best to keep up. Welcome to graduate class 523, psychology of the criminal mind. I’m your new professor, Dr Gardner, but please call me Jarod. | ||
Students | Oh my god! Oh my god! | ||
Students | Somebody get some help! Call 911. | ||
Jarod | You can cancel that call. | ||
Student | What? | ||
Jarod | I may be a little sticky, but otherwise I’m just fine. Oh, the gunmen, they were some drama students that I recruited. And the shots? Blanks. | ||
Student | I assume there’s a point to scaring the hell out of us like that? | ||
Jarod | Oh yes sir, there’s absolutely a point. I’m the cop, you’re the witness. Describe the gunman to me. | ||
Student | Tall, dark suit. | ||
Jarod | How tall? How dark? | ||
Student | Uh… | ||
Jarod | Uh doesn’t cut it. I need details. What colour hair did he have? | ||
Student | Brown, maybe a little reddish. | ||
Student | No, it was blond. | ||
Jarod | Straight or wavy? | ||
Student | Straight. | ||
Student | Wavy. | ||
Jarod | Any distinguishing features? Scars? Facial hair? What kind of shoes was he wearing? | ||
Student | Shoes? All I saw was the gun. I couldn’t even tell you if the guy had feet. | ||
Jarod | This is a highly charged situation. Your adrenaline is pumping. Here’s my point. That even the most brilliant minds can miss a thing or two. | ||
Claire | Speak for yourself. Your killer Jarod, was a white male, 6’1″, 170. He had straight brown hair, if you count the cheesy shampooed-in highlights. And except for the played-out 90210 sideburns, he was clean shaven. Clothing-wise, and that’s where the real crime was committed, he wore an off-the-rack JC Penny special, charcoal grey with lapels that screamed Bush administration. Oh and start your manhunt in the Financial Aid office because nobody with even 10 bucks in their pockets would be seen wearing those shoes. | ||
Jarod | Very good, Miss… | ||
Claire | Dunning, Claire. | ||
Jarod | Ah, yes. Top of the Vanguard class. | ||
Claire | Grady and Matthew here were close, but, uh, no cigar though. | ||
Jarod | Well even with their vast intellect, it would be pretty difficult to keep up with someone who joined Mensa at age 13. | ||
Claire | I’m kinda curious as to your qualifications Doc. | ||
Jarod | Well, you frame a couple of diplomas, you slap your name on a few dissertations and voila, people think you’re a genius. | ||
Student | So what kind of genius surprises are we in for next? | ||
Jarod | Something that will help us delve into the criminal mind. This class has been put on hold since your last professor, Alden Clark, disappeared. Now I thought, wouldn’t it be provocative if we all solved the mystery of his disappearance? | ||
Student | He cleaned out his bank account and ran off with his mistress. | ||
Jarod | Maybe, maybe not. This is Professor Clark’s book. The perfect murder. Now, what if Professor Clark didn’t run off with his mistress? What if, for argument’s sake, that he himself was the victim of the perfect murder. | ||
Miss Parker | If murder were legal, Broots? | ||
Broots | Huh? | ||
Miss Parker | Your tip on Jarod? False alarm. Sweeper team came up empty. | ||
Broots | Oh, well that… oh I see, so kill the messenger? | ||
Miss Parker | Well, that’s your first usable idea in weeks. Broots, do you know who that man speaking with my father is? | ||
Broots | Yeah, he’s a doctor. I just rode up with him on the elevator. | ||
Miss Parker | Doctor? | ||
Broots | Yeah. | ||
Miss Parker | Changing his will. | ||
Broots | Huh? Something the matter Miss Parker? | ||
Man in street | There you go. | ||
Jarod | Mrs Clark. | ||
Mrs Clark | If you’re another bill collector, you can save your breath. Not even the house is mine anymore. | ||
Jarod | Actually my name is Jarod Gardner. I’m taking over your husband’s classes at the university. | ||
Mrs Clark | I’m sorry. I’ve been meaning to stop by and clear his things out of the office. I just haven’t been able to bring myself to do it yet. | ||
Jarod | I understand. Hi. They’re so fragile and so innocent. Yet with one look, they can help you through anything. | ||
Mrs Clark | Why are you here Dr Gardner? | ||
Jarod | To help. | ||
Mrs Clark | Alden and I used to dream about the day our children would…run around this yard. | ||
Jarod | It must be very difficult to be the only one who still believes in him. | ||
Mrs Clark | It’s been a year now. I don’t have any illusions that my husband is suddenly gonna walk back into my life but I need answers. I need something to tell our child other than his father ran off with his girlfriend. Alden and I had a very difficult time getting pregnant. There was so much heartbreak. He wanted this baby so badly. There is no way he would have missed his son’s birth if he were still alive. | ||
Detective | The harsh reality is that he left her. Alden Clark was having an affair. I found e-mail on his computer from his mistress, fantasies, plans for running away. None of it G-rated. Plus he withdrew every last cent from their account the day he left. | ||
Jarod | He had a baby on the way, it doesn’t make any sense. | ||
Detective | Look, I feel for Mrs Clark and her child, but sooner or later she needs to face the facts. No body, no sign of foul play. The man walked out. Now Dr Gardner, it’s only natural to want the fact about the man you are replacing but I have 25 real cases to handle. That’s my harsh reality. Excuse me. | ||
Jarod | So you want to commit the perfect murder. How do you go about it? Well? Oh come on, use those brilliant minds of yours. Become a killer. A sociopath. Someone without compassion, without a conscience. | ||
Student | This is sick. We’re talking about Professor Clark here. We should just leave it alone. | ||
Jarod | No. I think we can stand to learn a great deal from this. So I’m asking that you play along with me. | ||
Claire | I’m willing to go along with any game you wanna play Jarod. | ||
Student | At the risk of sounding like Claire, I’m in. | ||
Student | I’m in. | ||
Student | Me too. | ||
Jarod | Good. Then let’s begin. Name all the ways that you can kill someone. | ||
Student | Stabbing. | ||
Jarod | Stabbing. | ||
Student | Shooting. | ||
Jarod | Shooting, very good. | ||
Student | Suffocation. | ||
Jarod | Suffocation. There certainly are a lot of ways to kill somebody. But you still have to deal with the body. | ||
Student | I’d bury it out in the woods somewhere. | ||
Claire | It’s too risky. You hear stories all the time about some hiker stumbling over a stiff. | ||
Student | It’d be smarter to make the perfect murder look like a suicide. | ||
Claire | You still end up with an investigation. If it’s not flawless, you’re screwed. | ||
Jarod | So how would you deal with it Claire? | ||
Claire | The perfect murder isn’t a murder. It’s an accident. | ||
Jarod | Hmmm | ||
Student | She’s right. Plausible deniability. Make it look like an accident. Something that fits into the victim’s daily routine. | ||
Student | If we’re talking about Dr Clark, how about on the road up to his cabin? | ||
Jarod | His cabin? | ||
Student | Yeah, he had a cabin. He used to go up there ah in the mountains after school on Fridays. | ||
Student | And he did disappear on a Friday. | ||
Sydney | Lately Jarod’s been bored. We must find better ways to engage his intellect. Keep a brilliant mind from becoming idle. | ||
Young Jarod | Sydney, I can’t do these anymore. These same problems, they’re so monotonous. What are they doing? | ||
Sydney | They’re just working on a new security system. Come on Jarod, back to work. | ||
Jarod | Hello. | ||
Mrs Clark | Jarod, I just got your message. Alden wasn’t headed to the cabin the day he vanished. | ||
Jarod | The students told me that he headed up to his cabin every Friday night to write. | ||
Mrs Clark | Well, he planned to go, but that was the Friday I found out I was pregnant. I called him at school, and he said he was coming right home to celebrate. That’s the last time I spoke to him. | ||
Jarod | So the police never searched the road up to your cabin. | ||
Mrs Clark | No. No, they didn’t. | ||
Police | We can use another flare over here please. | ||
Police | Mark it off. | ||
Police | We’ll be right there. | ||
Detective | You get around Professor Gardner. | ||
Jarod | I just heard what happened. | ||
Detective | Got a call from an anonymous motorist. Guy stopped, let his dog take a leak, glanced down, spied the wreck. | ||
Jarod | Hmmmn. | ||
Detective | Kinda feel for Mrs Clark. It just goes from bad to worse for her. | ||
Jarod | She told me he wasn’t headed up here the day he disappeared. | ||
Detective | That doesn’t surprise me. Especially finding these in the car. | ||
Jarod | Plane tickets. | ||
Detective | Mazatlan. One for Clark, the other issued to a Karen Sweet. We found these in the glove box. | ||
Jarod | The other woman? | ||
Detective | Mm-hmm. We also found the 40,0000 in cash Clark took from his account. And a six-pack of empty beer bottles. | ||
Jarod | So you think he was headed up to his cabin to meet her had a few beers and lost control? | ||
Detective | Yeah, the story’s clear. Clark died the victim of a car accident. | ||
Mrs Clark | I guess part of me was still hoping. | ||
Jarod | That’s only natural. | ||
Mrs Clark | You know yesterday, I would have done anything to keep this house and memories. Now, I’ve got the money to stay, I’m not sure I want to anymore. | ||
Jarod | Don’t give up on your husband yet. | ||
Mrs Clark | I’m doing the best I can. I really am. But now the plane tickets and the photographs. What am I supposed to believe? | ||
Jarod | Believe what’s in your heart. | ||
Miss Parker | Are you sure you’re all right daddy? | ||
Mr Parker | I never felt better. It’s amazing how we adapt to changes life throws at us. Even the big ones. | ||
Miss Parker | Big ones? | ||
Mr Parker | Yeah, I always thought that I’d be frightened standing on the threshold, as it were but honestly, I made peace with a lot of things. | ||
Miss Parker | Daddy, are …. are you dying? I know about the doctor, your will and the life insurance. | ||
Mr Parker | Oh angel… | ||
Miss Parker | Please don’t lie to me, mot about this. | ||
Mr Parker | Sweetie, read the labels. Hmmm? | ||
Miss Parker | Vitamin E, ginseng, Viagra? | ||
Mr Parker | I’m in love sweetheart. I… I feel like I’ve been reborn. | ||
Miss Parker | What? | ||
Mr Parker | Mn. | ||
Miss Parker | Who is she? | ||
Mr Parker | Oh no, I promised her she’d be here when I told you. I don’t wanna start messing up this early in our engagement. | ||
Miss Parker | Engagement? Daddy, this is crazy. | ||
Mr Parker | Oh, I know. I know. After all this time, your old man found somebody who makes him happy. Hmmm? | ||
Claire | Pretty wild, isn’t it? | ||
Jarod | What’s that Claire? | ||
Claire | Professor Clark turning up like that. | ||
Grady | Yeah, talk about him one day, he’s found the next. Makes you wonder. | ||
Jarod | Wonder is a wonderful thing Grady. How do you feel about it Matthew? | ||
Matthew | Sad I guess, I mean Dr Clark was our advisor. | ||
Jarod | Well I’m just surprised that you’re not all more upset. | ||
Claire | Why be upset? This will make the game so much more fun. | ||
Jarod | The game? | ||
Claire | In class. Now there are clues to follow. It’s no longer just theoretical, now it’s real. Much more….dangerous. You know Jarod, if you ever wanna get together pick each other’s brains, a little one-on-one? | ||
Jarod | Careful Claire, don’t cross a line you cant come back from. | ||
Claire | Oh well. I guess my friends will have to do. | ||
Jarod | See you in class. | ||
Sydney | Jarod | ||
Jarod | Hmm. Professor Clark disappears and your grades take a nosedive. Something on your mind Matthew? What about you Claire? Feeling guilty about anything? Hmmn. I guess not. | ||
Student | This is getting too creepy don’t you think Professor Gardner? If this really is the perfect murder…. | ||
Jarod | What if I told you it wasn’t the perfect murder? What if I told you that our killer made a very serious mistake. | ||
Claire | You’re not just toying with us now are you Jarod? | ||
Jarod | Professor Clark’s body, it was recovered on the road to his cabin but he wasn’t going to his cabin that Friday night, he was going home. He changed his routine, but the killer didn’t know that. | ||
Student | So what next? | ||
Jarod | We go back to the scene of the crime. You wanna fake a car crash, how do you do it? Do you run the professor’s car off the road? Do you cut his brake line? Or maybe you just drug him. | ||
Student | Well, ramming the car would leave paint evidence and cutting the brakes would be way too obvious. | ||
Claire | And drugs would be found in an autopsy. | ||
Jarod | No necessarily. Right, uh Matthew? | ||
Matthew | Well, I .. I don’t know. | ||
Jarod | Oh come on. You’re the ace of your biochemistry class aren’t you? Why don’t you tell everyone what dimethyl phenol is? | ||
Matthew | Um, its a heavy sedative. | ||
Jarod | And it metabolises in the body how? | ||
Matthew | The same as alcohol, it has the same chemical signature. | ||
Jarod | So a shot of DMP, it would knock the victim out, but if anybody checked, it would show up in the blood no different than, let’s say, a few beers. | ||
Grady | Okay, so maybe we’ve got the how. What about the why? | ||
Jarod | The motivation. Why would somebody wanna kill somebody? Tomorrow in class, we’ll do a little role-playing exercise that will help us to discover this motivation. Uh, Richard, you can play the cop and Gwen, you can be the other woman. An umm…you Claire, you’re the killer. But you had accomplices. How about, uh, you Grady? And you Matthew. Strictly theoretical of course. This is after all, just a game. | ||
Claire | Let the games begin. | ||
Sydney | Did you think you’d get away with it Jarod? | ||
Young Jarod | I just get so bored sometimes Sydney. | ||
Sydney | A sharp mind left idle can become a very sharp weapon indeed. | ||
Claire | You gonna come in Doc? Or do you just like to watch? | ||
Jarod | Interesting experiment. There’s no way the rat can win. Every turn lead nowhere. No reward, no way out. Seems pointless. | ||
Claire | Maybe that is the point. | ||
Jarod | He with the biggest brain wins. Is that it? | ||
Claire | Or she. Certainly not them. Their tiny brains can barely think. So round and round they go, chasing their tails forever. | ||
Jarod | Very cruel, Miss Dunning. Although I cant believe a rigged game doesn’t bore you. | ||
Claire | Once in a while even the dumber animals do something unpredictable. Something that catches you off guard. And that’s when it really gets fun. | ||
Jarod | Fun, until you get bitten. | ||
Claire | I haven’t been bitten yet. | ||
Jarod | Yet, being the operative word. | ||
Claire | Everyone’s gotta go sometime. The question is… who will go first? | ||
Jarod | Which brings us back to… the biggest brain rules. | ||
Claire | The superior mind always has a way out. Tiny little door marked “Exit.” | ||
Jarod | Well, maybe it’s time to run for it. | ||
Claire | Oh, uh, Jarod. I’ll keep it in my glove box. Just like Professor Clark. | ||
Miss Parker | I just don’t get it, Sydney. He hasn’t so much as looked at another woman since the day my mother died. And now, just like that he decides he’s replacing her. | ||
Sydney | No, he’s not replacing her. Your father has lived alone a long time. It’s only natural for him to reach out again. | ||
Miss Parker | You sound like you’re on his side. | ||
Sydney | There are no sides here. You must let him move on with his life. I’m sorry its painful for you. It often is for the children involved. | ||
Miss Parker | I’m not a child. | ||
Sydney | Then you know what you must do. | ||
Jarod | Professor Clark said in his book that motive springs from that bottomless pit called the human psyche. That no matter how deeply you dig, you never exhaust it. Let’s do right by him, shall we? Let’s figure out why…. he was killed. Let’s start with the police. Richard, you’re our cop. What do they think? | ||
Richard | Statistically, money and jealousy top the list. It could have been a robbery. | ||
Gwen | Except the 40,000 was left in the car. | ||
Student | So jealousy then. Another teacher with a gripe against Professor Clark. | ||
Gwen | Or his wife, if she knew about the affair. | ||
Student | Come on, it could be something as simple as road rage. | ||
Richard | No, that’s spontaneous. This was planned. | ||
Jarod | Well, we’re in a unique position here today because we have the killers in our class. Why don’t we ask them? Matthew. | ||
Matthew | Yeah. | ||
Jarod | Why would you murder someone? | ||
Matthew | Maybe I didn’t like him. | ||
Jarod | If you don’t like someone, you avoid them. If you see them walking down the street, you walk to the other side. You don’t send them careening off of a cliff. Grady, any thoughts? | ||
Grady | I don’t know. Why does anyone murder? | ||
Jarod | I’m not asking anyone, I’m asking you. So dig down deep into that bottomless pit of yours and tell us why you would kill. | ||
Grady | Well, uh…. | ||
Claire | Hello? There are a million reasons to kill. Revenge. Revolt. Release. Superstition. Paranoia. Bad debt. Bad childhood. Bad hair day. | ||
Jarod | I’m afraid you’ve missed the most relevant one. Arrogance. You see, our killers, they think they’re smarter than the rest of us and that this is all a game. That’s the reason they have accomplices. What fun is it to commit the perfect murder if you don’t have someone to gloat over it with? But arrogance just may be their downfall. Professor Clark says in his book that the perfect murder is committed by one person alone. Why is that? | ||
Student | Because accomplices can be unpredictable. | ||
Jarod | Exactly. You never know what they might do, how they might react. Take our role players over here. What if one of them couldn’t take the pressure and crumbled? What if one of them went to the police and cut a deal? | ||
Claire | Aren’t you getting a little ahead of yourself Jarod? I mean, there’s no evidence that Professor Clark’s death was anything but an accident. | ||
Jarod | Well, quite obviously, you haven’t spoken to the police today. I talked to the detective in charge of this case and he’s convinced that the Polaroids in the glove compartment were fakes along with he e-mail and any other evidence that might suggest that there was another woman. As of today Professor Clark’s death was reclassified as a homicide. As a matter of fact, Detective Rusk thinks the killer may even be right here in the classroom. Well, that’s all for today. See you the next time. | ||
Claire | Not if I see you first. | ||
Matthew | Come on, Claire, lets go, please. Please? | ||
Jarod | Whoa, whoa, whoa. Excuse me. You need a special pass to get back here. | ||
Delivery Boy | I just have a delivery. | ||
Jarod | For who? | ||
Delivery Boy | Detective Rusk. | ||
Jarod | I’ll take it. | ||
Delivery Boy | Are you sure? | ||
Jarod | Trust me, it’s in the right hands. | ||
Delivery Boy | Cool, thanks. | ||
Jarod | Take Polaroids of hooker to plant in glove box. Hack into Clark’s bank account. Get dimethyl phenol from the chem lab. It goes on and on. And it’s all in your handwriting. You might wanna refresh yourself Matthew. It’s been a long time since you murdered Professor Clark. | ||
Matthew | Where’d you get this. | ||
Jarod | In an envelope addressed to the Hanover Sheriff’s Department. Oh there was a little note inside from a concerned citizen. | ||
Matthew | Claire wouldn’t… she wouldn’t do this to me. And Grady, they’re my friends. | ||
Jarod | And you’re their patsy. You see this baby Matthew? He’ll never know who his father is. Not for a second, not ever. And his mother, she agonised for months wondering when he was coming home until they discovered that he was dead. | ||
Matthew | We were just sitting around talking one night. Getting drunk, you know. We were just tossing out ideas on how to pull it off. It was just a game. When I walked into class that day and Professor Clark wasn’t there. Claire just started to laugh. She said, “what good is building the perfect toy if you’re not gonna play with it?” She and Grady actually killed him. | ||
Jarod | And you? You sat around and you did nothing. | ||
Matthew | I was afraid. What was I supposed to do? Claire’s my best friend. And I didn’t want her to be mad at me. | ||
Jarod | The game is over Matthew. It’s time to do the right thing. | ||
Grady | Where’s Matthew? | ||
Claire | By now, probably some prisoner’s wife. | ||
Grady | But once he starts talking, they’re gonna come straight for us. | ||
Claire | So let them. As long as you keep your mouth shut and your pants dry no one can touch us. | ||
Jarod | Good morning Claire. Grady. | ||
Richard | Professor Gardner! Professor! | ||
Jarod | Richard, is something wrong? | ||
Richard | Matthew Collins is dead. He killed himself. | ||
Matthew | They bought my suicide? | ||
Jarod | Hook, line and sinker. | ||
Matthew | I don’t quite understand what you’re going to do. | ||
Jarod | I’m going to murder them….. perfectly. | ||
Claire | I’m telling you, it couldn’t have worked out better if we planned it this way. Oh wait, we did plan it this way. | ||
Grady | Matthew is dead. | ||
Claire | He wasn’t up to our level Grady. What he did is only proof of that. What the hell are you doing here? | ||
Jarod | I hope I’m not too late for the party. | ||
Grady | We’re mourning our friend Professor. | ||
Jarod | I know. That’s why I brought his favourite beer. So we could pay our respects. Matthew would want it this way. Go ahead. To the biggest brain. | ||
Claire | To, uh, rats in a maze. | ||
Jarod | Like Matthew, your backup plan. Your little door marked ‘Exit’. | ||
Claire | May he rest in peace. What’s so funny? | ||
Jarod | You really think this is over, don’t you? | ||
Claire | Well, it is, isn’t it? | ||
Jarod | Sure, the exit door is open, but where does it lead? I’ve a little backup plan too. Nighty night. | ||
Jarod | Claire, no sleeping in class. Claire wake up. There you are. You were out for so long I was getting worried about you. | ||
Claire | What the hell? | ||
Jarod | I’ll take this. Wouldn’t want you smudging your fingerprints. Careful. That chair’s a little wobbly. One false move and …ahhh. | ||
Claire | It’s not exactly what I had in mind when I said we should be alone together. | ||
Jarod | We’re not alone.. are we Grady? | ||
Grady | Wh… what is this? | ||
Claire | Is this supposed to be a joke? | ||
Jarod | Oh come on Claire. I know you’re full of yourself but did you really think that you were the only person in the world that could pull off the perfect murder? | ||
Grady | This isn’t funny, let us go Jarod. | ||
Jarod | You know a teacher is very lucky if he can learn as much from his students as they learn from him. In your case, I hit the jackpot. Especially with all the mistakes you made. Matthew being one of them. Oh by the way, he’s still alive. Faking his suicide was all part of my plan. | ||
Grady | What? You want us to talk? Is that it? Fine, I’ll talk. | ||
Claire | Grady shut up. A jury could never convict us. | ||
Jarod | If you were going to court. But you’re not. I’m the only judge that matters now, so let’s examine the evidence. First, in all your planning, you forgot one very important thing. Professor Clark had a family. He had a baby on the way and a wife who never stopped believing in him. You two, on the other hand, you only have each other. Before the tragedy, that is. | ||
Claire | What tragedy? | ||
Jarod | Don’t play dumb Claire. It’s all in your suicide note. It says in here how you and Grady killed Professor Clark. But grieving for the loss of his friend Matthew, Grady cracked under pressure and wanted to go to the police and confess. So you…. killed him. And then you hung yourself, because you couldn’t face the utter futility and remorse. Brilliant minds, they’re so fragile. | ||
Claire | They’ll know it’s not my handwriting. | ||
Jarod | But it is. You see I found these notes you wrote Professor Clark in his files and I traced over various words and voila. Suicide note. Gun with your fingerprints. It’s perfect. | ||
Claire | Go to hell. | ||
Jarod | You first. Actually, Grady first. Murder before suicide. | ||
Grady | Wait, wait! I’ll tell you whatever you wanna here. | ||
Claire | Shut up Grady. He won’t do it. The bullet’s just a blank. | ||
Jarod | Oh you think so? | ||
Grady | Please Jarod. Oh God no! Come on Claire it’s over! Okay, we did it! We murdered Professor Clark! Partly it was thrill, but mostly Claire was mad at him because he wouldn’t sleep with her! | ||
Claire | Shut up Grady! | ||
Grady | Just don’t kill me. | ||
Jarod | As far as I’m concerned, you’re dead already. | ||
Claire | No!!! | ||
Jarod | Well, well, well, well, well. What do you know? It was a bluff. But one that wasn’t missed by the camera. All your talk about the perfect murder. All your claims as to how extraordinary you are. You killed Professor Clark because he spurned you. You’re no genius, you’re as common as they come. | ||
Claire | Jarod. Jarod! | ||
Miss Parker | Daddy, I’ve come with a little peace offering. Hello? Who’s in my father’s private washroom? Daddy. Oh my God. | ||
Brigitte | Hi Miss Parker. | ||
Miss Parker | Not Bridget. | ||
Brigitte | Look, I’m gonna be your new mommy. | ||
Miss Parker | You’re gonna marry the bi…the woman who tried to kill you? | ||
Mr Parker | Oh come on angel. Be happy for me. | ||
Brigitte | Honey bunny. | ||
Mr Parker | Hmmn? | ||
Brigitte | I’m your new angel now. | ||
Mr Parker | Oh. Hmmmn. | ||
Jarod | So how well do you think you know your father now Miss Parker? | ||
Miss Parker | Coming to the wedding? | ||
Jarod | I’m not big on brides in black leather. Although there is a certain enjoyable irony in it. | ||
Miss Parker | Funny, I’m not seeing it. | ||
Jarod | Oh, give her a chance. | ||
Miss Parker | A chance to what? Suck the rest of the life out of my father? | ||
Jarod | Love can change people Miss Parker. | ||
Mrs Clark | We miss you Alden. Chinese elm. Alden’s favourite. | ||
Jarod | It’s beautiful. | ||
Mrs Clark | Mnn. | ||
Jarod | I know someone who’s ready to climb it already. | ||
Mrs Clark | Come here, hello yes. Oh Jarod, you’ve given us so much. The chance to bury Alden, our home. | ||
Jarod | I just wish I could have given it all back to you. | ||
Mrs Clark | You’ve given us the truth. Nothing mattered more to Alden than that. Thank you. I just want to know how you knew all along. I mean, even when I had doubts. | ||
Jarod | The truth was always in your husband’s book. In the dedication. To Chris: Whom I’ve been waiting to meet for so very long. Good luck, by Chris. | ||
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