2-13 A Stand Up Guy

2-13 A Stand Up Guy

A Stand Up Guy

And how is life treating you?

Like you caught me in bed with his wife.

Jarod & Miss Parker

A Stand Up Guy

And how is life treating you?

Like you caught me in bed with his wife.

Jarod & Miss Parker

Original air date: March 14, 1998

Written by: Tony Blake & Paul Jackson

Directed by: Michael Lange

While trying to find a cop killer, Jarod tells Miss Parker that Mr Lyle is still alive, leading to the discovery that the ex-operative stole sensitive information that could jeopardise the Centre.

Jarod’s Discoveries: SnoBall Snack Cakes, Bread Sticks

Jarod’s Occupations: Undercover FBI Agent, Mob Counterfeiter, Public Defender

Jarod’s Aliases: Jarod Puzo

 

Behind the scenes insights and the Creator’s Take

Official Synopsis

Jarod infiltrates the mob to flush out a cop killer.

 

Assuming the identity of a wise guy, Jarod accompanies mobsters Joey Fantone and his henchmen, Marco and Nicky, to a warehouse.  There, the foursome meet with a man named Morton, who possesses a shipping receipt for counterfeiting plates.  Joey hands his gun to Jarod and instructs him to kill Morton.  When Jarod grows reluctant to pull the trigger, Marco threatens to shoot him on the spot.  Left with little choice, Jarod aims and fires, apparently killing Morton.  Afterward, the men make their way to a restaurant operated by a woman named Faye (but which is actually under mob control).

Jarod telephones Miss Parker and informs her that Mr. Lyle is still very much alive… though the Yakuza cut off one of his thumbs.  The information is confirmed when Miss Parker is called to her father’s office.  The pair view a security tape of Lyle and his cohorts storming a Centre office in Hartford and gunning down workers.  Mr. Parker assigns his daughter the unpleasant task of cleaning up the mess and finding out the purpose of Lyle’s action.  Miss Parker, Broots and Sydney scour the Hartford office for clues.  Broots realizes that Lyle accessed the Centre’s mainframe computer and stole a panel from within.

Jarod views a video cassette containing a news interview with US prosecutor Michael Flanagan.  The piece focuses on the murder of undercover agent Ray Knight, who is believed to have been killed by fellow agent Daniel Clark.  Pretending to be a public defender, Jarod visits Daniel in prison.  During their discussion, Daniel insists he was drinking with Marco at the time of Knight’s murder.  Police found Knight’s body in a freezer, a plastic bag wrapped around his head.  Daniel also reveals that someone from within the government was tipping off the mobsters.  The informant’s identity, however, remains a mystery.

Jarod “tips” Joey about a shipment of raw currency paper being stored in a Brooklyn warehouse.  During the conversation, Joey reveals that it was he who locked Knight in the freezer.  Jarod accompanies the mobsters to the Brooklyn warehouse and assists in the robbery.  During the heist, Joey receives a cell phone call—and suddenly makes a hasty getaway.  Moments later, squad cars race to the scene, and Jarod and the others are placed under arrest.

As Jarod rides in a police van, it is revealed that he is, in fact, working undercover.  It also becomes apparent that Morton, the man Jarod shot in the warehouse, is also a police  informant—and is very much alive.  Jarod tells the men he set up the robbery hoping to flush out the mole.  Later, at the police station, Prosecutor Mike Flanagan questions Jarod and Marco (Flanagan is aware that Jarod is working undercover).  A short time later, Jarod and Marco win release when an attorney successfully argues they weren’t read their rights.  Later, Jarod tells Faye that Joey confessed to killing Knight in the freezer.  Faye is aghast.

Mr. Parker tells his daughter that the missing computer panel contains highly sensitive information that could jeopardize the Centre.  He assigns her the mission of hunting down Lyle.  When Lyle is spotted in a Providence hotel, Miss Parker races to the scene.  She finds his room empty… only to receive a phone call from Lyle himself.  A few moments later, Miss Parker hits the redial button, and learns that Lyle telephoned from a boat rental company in Hillman, Connecticut.  Broots tells Parker that the Centre’s data back-up warehouse is located in Hillman.  It suddenly dawns on Broots that Lyle intends to infiltrate the warehouse and input the information on the panel into the mainframe, thereby decrypting the files.

Jarod spikes Marco’s alcohol with a laxative, causing him to take a day off.  He then volunteers to replace Marco as Joey’s delivery man.  The scheme pays off, as the delivery leads him to the mobster’s informant—Mike Flanagan.  Joey tells Jarod that the restaurant will close down so that the counterfeiting operation can be run from within.  Once the bills are printed, the restaurant will be destroyed and, as an extra precaution, Faye will be eliminated to prevent her from testifying in court.  With some help from Faye, Jarod sets a plot in motion.  He rigs the freezer with a video camera, then traps Marco, Joey and Flanagan inside.  A panicked Joey confesses to the crime, and shortly thereafter, police place the men under arrest.  Jarod gives Faye an envelope containing a large sum of money so she can start her life anew in Hawaii after she testifies against the mobsters in court.

Miss Parker locates Lyle on a pier.  Convinced Miss Parker hasn’t the wherewithal to kill him, Lyle reaches for his gun.  Miss Parker shoots, and Lyle’s body plummets into the water.  When Sweepers find the corpse, its head and other identifying features are missing (which is attributed to the propellers of a large boat).  It is concluded the body belongs to Lyle due to the missing thumb.  Later, Broots tells Miss Parker that he downloaded the files contained on the computer panel before it was confiscated by Raines.  The files contain genetic codes—but Broots is unsure of their meaning.

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A Stand Up Guy  Transcript

 

 Miss Parker   I swear to God, I’m starting to lose my mind. It’s bad enough that we have missed Jarod with all the close calls that we’ve had but we’re not even showing up in the right cities anymore.
Broots   Well, we’ll get back on track Miss Parker. We’re just in… in a slump.
Miss Parker   This is the Centre Broots. We don’t have slumps. What?
Jarod   Well, well, well. Long time, no see. And how is life treating you?
Miss Parker   Like you caught me in bed with his wife. What do you want Jarod?
Jarod   Why is Mr Lyle tailing me?
Miss Parker   Mr Lyle?
Jarod   Yes. He chased me through Albuquerque and Santa Fe. Although, I don’t see much hitchhiking in his future.
Sydney   Hitchhiking?
Jarod   Somebody cut off one of his thumbs.
Miss Parker   Jarod? I think you should tell us where you are, we can protect you from him.
Jarod   Although I really do appreciate your concern, I’ve gotten sort of used to taking care of myself. Well, I really gotta go; I’m late for work. Ciao!
     
     
Cop   Hey Joey, who’s this?
Joey   He’s the new guy. So are we set? Larry?
Cop   My money?
Joey   Bobby? It’s a beautiful thing huh?
Cop   Plates will be here in three days. Take it easy.
Joey   Woah, woah, woah, woah.
Cop   What’s this?
Joey   Hey.  It’s like a round peg in a square hole. You just don’t fit.
Jarod   Hey, Joey. A corpse means cops.
Larry   Yeah, and a live witness means trouble. Sorry.
Cop   I came through with the counterfeit plates, I got what you wanted.
Bobby   C’mon, shoot him. It’s freezing in here.
Jarod   Joey. This ain’t smart.
Joey   You know, he’s right. You do it. C’mon man, show me what you got. Do it. Do it.
Bobby   Or I punch your ticket.
Joey   They don’t call him Bobby Two Guns for nothing.
Cop   This ain’t right Joey.
Jarod   Alright, Alright. But at least let me take him out to the docks.
Joey   No No No No. Do it here.
Bobby   C’mon Chicago Boy.
Cop   Joey, I got kids.
Bobby   Say a prayer for ’em.
Cop   I got a family Joey, I mean come on. No don’t!
Joey   Shoot him! Do it! Do it! Do it!
     
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Joey   Breakfast?
Larry   Yeah, let’s get outta here. It stinks. Hey, quite the marksman there sport. The guy’s a natural born killer.
Bobby   Nice shot.
     
     
Joey   Jarod.
Jarod   What’s up?
Joey   Faye, how’d we do last night?
Faye   I don’t know Joey, Only about 900 and change.
Joey   What?
Faye   It rained.
Joey   All right Bobby, make sure this gets there by ten o’clock, I don’t want another phone call.
Faye   I gotta pay the rent.
Joey   So pay it. Hey hey, come here babe. Hey, let’s talk in my office.
     
Jarod   I love what you’ve done with the place.
Joey   Feds can’t pick up a conversation because of the frost.
Jarod   Look, if this is about what happened yesterday – you caught me off guard. It will never happen again.
Joey   That was just a test. Now you know, you’re definitely not making full use of all your talents. In fact, Tony says you’re the best print man he’s ever seen. A “real artist” he says.
Jarod   Well you know, you print a man a million dollars – he’ll say anything.
Joey   So show me.
Jarod   Excuse me?
Joey   C’mon let’s see what you got.
Jarod   Which one’s real?
Joey   They’re both real.
Jarod   Guess I’m an artist.
Joey   Did you really think, I wouldn’t find out who you are? Huh?
Jarod   What the hell you talking about?
Joey   Tell me again, once again – what happened in Chicago?
Jarod   I told you, I was a print man for Tony T.
Joey   Yeah? What’s this? Look at this. Jarod Puzo, outstanding convictions for arson, extortion, fraud, outstanding warrants. You want me to continue?
Jarod   All right, all right, all right. I jumped bail. I wanted to lay low for a little while. Last thing I needed was some punk making his bones by rattin’ me out.
Joey   Okay. A few months back, a couple of feds infiltrated our organization.
Jarod   Well, that’s no good.
Joey   Yeah, yeah. A friend of mine says they could subpoena everybody.
Jarod   Well if you will remember, all that occurred before I got here.
Joey   Yeah. Well, you got an answer to everything, don’t you? No more secrets all right… artist?
     
     
Miss Parker   Your secretary said it was urgent.
Mr Parker   I got this surveillance tape off the satellite feed from our Hartford office.
Miss Parker   Oh, my god. Do you know the shooter?
Lyle on screen   Follow me.
Mr Parker   I think we both do.
Miss Parker   Mr Lyle. Jarod contacted us. He said Lyle’s been dogging him.
Mr Parker   Last report was he was dealing with the Japanese Yakuza. Ah. Definitely Yakuza.
     
     
    Flashback
Miss Parker   The Yakuza punish by taking the little finger of the offending party.
Lyle   What’s a guy got to do to lose a thumb?
     
     
Mr Parker   Couldn’t have happened to a nicer fella. Question is, now what’s the bastard up to?
Miss Parker   Lyle knows all the Centre offices are monitored.
Mr Parker   He disabled the primary, these shots are from the backup units. Well, we know all our people there are dead… including the executive administrator, Mr Strum.
Miss Parker   Lyle.
Mr Parker   I want you to go to Hartford, clean up the mess.
Miss Parker   I’m not a cleaner anymore. My job is to find Jarod.
Mr Parker   You said Lyle was after Jarod. It makes this your job. Somebody has to find out what else he was after. Huh? This is a… very delicate situation. You’re the only person I can trust.
     
     
    TV
Anchor   Undercover Agent Dean Clark was arraigned today in the killing of federal officer Lester Knight. A reporter caught up with Sean Flanagan, the U.S. prosecutor who’s trying the case.
Reporter   Is it the department’s contentions that Dean Clark killed undercover agent Knight?
Sean Flanagan   Agent Clark has been charged with homicide in connection with the death of a fellow agent while both were working undercover for the Melino crime family. That’s all this department has to say at this time.
     
     
Dean Clark   He’s the reason I joined RICO. I would never do anything to disgrace him.
Jarod   You said you were drinking with an associate of Joey Melino’s the evening that Les Knight was murdered.
Dean Clark   Yeah, Bobby Two Guns. Melino’s second in command. They call him Two Guns ’cause he carries these matching .38s. I told my lawyer this. Don’t you guys in the public defender’s office talk to each other?
Jarod   So you were with this Bobby on the night Agent Knight was murdered?
Dean Clark   My assignment undercover was to tail Two Guns. He was hanging out at Faye’s restaurant and challenged me to go head-to-head with a bottle of gin. So I started drinking… BS-ing… I get a call from Agent Knight. He says someone is feeding RICO information to Melino.
Jarod   Did he say who?
Dean Clark   No. He said to watch my back and meet him in the morning.
Jarod   The same morning Agent Knight was found suffocated in a dry cleaner’s bag? The same dry cleaners that you use?
Dean Clark   I was set up. Bobby and I polished off a quart of gin. I don’t even remember leaving Faye’s. There’s no way I could have driven over the bridge to Agent Knight’s, kill him, and then drive back home without running my car into a pole. I’m telling you I was set up.
     
     
Joey   The counterfeit plates are coming in from Costa Rica. Two sizes, twenties and hundreds. They might need some work, you’re an artist.
Jarod   I’m gonna need the right materials.
Joey   You know the suppliers?
Jarod   Of course. But it’s gonna cost.
Joey   Hey, don’t worry about that. If this deal goes down. Everybody’s gonna get fat.
Man   Hey Joey, you got a call!
Joey   Who is it?
Man   I dunno, you want me to ask?
Joey   Nah, just gimme the phone.
Bobby   Hey Faye, get me a Gibson. I’ll be right back.
Jarod   Is that Waikiki?
Faye   Yeah. Yeah, you can see Diamond Head in the background.
Jarod   I hear it’s beautiful.
Faye   Supposed to go for my honeymoon. Got put off.
Jarod   So Faye… what’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Faye   I can’t afford to move to Hawaii.
Jarod   Seriously, why don’t you just sell this place and go?
Faye   Joey. He sucked this place dry. I got no equity.
Jarod   How’d you link up with a guy like Joey?
Faye   My husband died and left me the restaurant. I tried to make a go of it, and ran into some money trouble. Joey said he could help. Ooh, big mistake.
Bobby   Hey Faye! Let’s go!
Faye   You’re the one who should get away from him while you still can.
     
     
Broots   What happens to them?
Miss Parker   Nothing. They don’t exist anymore.
Sydney   Been a while since you worked as a cleaner, Miss Parker. I’m surprised.
Miss Parker   My father has his reasons.
Broots   What are we looking for?
Miss Parker   Anything that looks out of place or missing. Lyle wouldn’t pull off a hit like this unless it was important. There’s got to be something around here. What is this?
Broots   Oh, it’s an E-prong chip. Most likely tied to the panel of the blue box.
Miss Parker   Blue Box?
Broots   Each Centre office has a dedicated hardware system from the mainframe called the Blue Box. A chip like this couldn’t just fall off. Blue Boxes are sealed shut.
Sydney   Like this?
Broots   Um… yeah, that, that would be it.
     
     
Joey   What’s up?
Jarod   Friend of a friend tells me that ten pallets of raw currency paper are being stored in a warehouse in Brooklyn for one night. Tonight.
Joey   Wow. You wanna rip off the Treasury Department?
Jarod   We use Uncle Sam’s paper. No one but no one will be able to tell our bills from the real deal. Hey, Picasso, he didn’t paint on toilet paper, did he? Trust me. Did I say something funny?
Joey   “Trust me.” That’s the last thing that Lester Knight said to me. Standing right where you’re at.
Jarod   You snuffed that RICO Cop here?
Joey   We locked him right where you’re standing. I thought he would freeze to death, but he suffocated first. I lost 50 bucks to Two Guns on that bet. But hey, dead is dead, right?
Jarod   I thought he had a dry cleaning bag wrapped around his head.
Joey   I did that. To frame that other RICO Cop. I’m an artist too, you know? All right, Picasso. Set it up.
     
     
Bobby   Gee, we got enough paper to print a billion bucks.
Larry   Hey way to go Picasso.
Joey   Yeah Baby!
Jarod   Security Shifts change in 20, let’s move.
Joey   Yeah, all right. We gotta go. The cops are coming.
Jarod   Wait, how do you know this?
Bobby   Trust me, he knows! Come on let’s move it! Now come on!
Joey   Come on. Get outta here!
     
     
Cop   Hands up! Get ’em where I can see ’em!
Cop 2   Federal agents, you’re under arrest!
Cop   Hold it right there!
Cop 3   Get on the ground!
Cop 4   Get out of the truck!
Cop   Get on the ground!
Jarod   Get your hands off me!
Cop   They’re takin’ Bobby downtown.
Jarod   Did you have to get me in the nose?
Cop   At least you didn’t have to take a bullet. Vest or no vest, I’m gonna smell like cat food for at least a month.
Jarod   How long did you have to stay in that fish bath?
Cop   Let’s just say the dry cleaners don’t want my business anymore.
Jarod   No, no, no, leave them on. The more bruises, the less questions they’re gonna ask.
Cop   Jarod, we put a lot of pressure on people in Chicago to vouch for you. Now, if you think Joey’s getting wise, I’ll pull you out right now.
Cop   We don’t want to lose another undercover agent.
Jarod   No, I’m too close to bail out now.
Cop   So why’d you set up this phony bust?
Jarod   Melino seems to know everything before we do. I’m looking for a leak.
Cop   And?
Jarod   And he gets a phone call. And he takes off before you guys get there.
Cop   Could be a coincidence.
Jarod   No. There’s a rat on this ship. And it’s a big one.
     
     
Cop   Look. This wasn’t a rag merchant you morons boosted. It was the U.S. Treasury Department.
Bobby   I told you already. We were going to meet some friends, and we went to the wrong warehouse.
Cop   Hey, Flanagan, we got a couple of wise guys playing brain dead.
Flanagan   How can you tell?
Jarod   Now who looks stupid? Us, or the guys who lost two undercover cops?
Cop   You guys know what you’re looking at? Hmm? Twenty years.
Jarod   Funny. That’s what Dean Clark is looking at. Must have been a real disappointment for you fellas.
Flanagan   You know what gets me up in the morning? The chance of putting Joey Melino away forever. So you guys can wisecrack all you want, this time I win.
Jarod   The game’s not over yet.
Flanagan   You can’t be serious. Melino’s lawyer is in Judge Drake’s chambers. Apparently somebody forgot to read these gentlemen their rights.
Cop   What?
Bobby   Whoops.
Flanagan   Cut ’em loose.
Cop   Cut ’em loose?
Flanagan   You heard me.
Jarod   Looks like this time, you lose.
     
     
Broots   Well, I ran a diagnostic. There’s definitely a circuit chip missing.
Sydney   But isn’t there any way of determining what sort of information was stored on it?
Broots   Uh, it’s impossible to know what was on it, and more specifically, what’s not.
Miss Parker   Nothing’s impossible. Keep looking.
     
     
Joey   So what happened, at the warehouse?
Jarod   The friend of a friend, who set it up. Turns out he had a parole violation. So he was playing both ends against the middle so he wouldn’t have to go back to stir. Look, I know things didn’t turn out 100%, but we’ve got enough paper to make the score.
Joey   And the friend of a friend?
Jarod   Let’s just say that he won’t be talking to anyone anymore. And I’m mailing his wife a little present.
Larry   Is that a tongue?
Jarod   Look, the paper we got. It’s good. So everything is gonna be okay.
Joey   I’m counting on it.
Jarod   Uh Bobby?
Bobby   Yeah?
Jarod   I got you something too.
Bobby   What? The guy’s brains?
Jarod   Something better. A little congrats for getting out of jail. That is your drink right?
Bobby   Can you believe this guy? Thanks.
Jarod   Don’t mention it.
     
     
Mr Parker   All of the panels in all of the blue boxes, contain sensitive information. It could jeopardize the operations if they fall into the wrong hands.
Miss Parker   Lyle obviously knew that he could get a price for one of these panels. Set himself up, make a move back into the Centre.
Mr Parker   That’s why this time he has to be dealt with with finality. The situation has to be cleaned. But has to be played close to the vest.
Miss Parker   You want me to set it up?…. Daddy, I’m not an assassin.
Mr Parker   I’m sure you’ll do the right thing. It’s taken a lot of manoeuvring to rebuild my position here. And Mr Lyle’s appearance makes me look, inefficient.
Miss Parker   Daddy.
Mr Parker   Angel. It’s about us protecting each other. You don’t protect me, I can’t protect you.
     
     
Bobby   I’m goin’ home and finish my present. I’ll see you in the morning.
Jarod   Later.
Bobby   Hey Nicky, give me a ride home, will ya?
Faye   Can I get you something else?
Jarod   I’ll have a vodka rocks – if you’ll join me.
Faye   Twist my arm.
Jarod   Let me get it.
Faye   No no, not that. Joey waters it down. I keep the good stuff back in the freezer.
Jarod   Woah woah woah, wait a minute. Uh, no, thank you. I will pass. I don’t wanna drink anything that comes from a place where… you know, a Cop died.
Faye   What are you talking about?
Jarod   Joey told me how they whacked that RICO Cop in the deep-freeze.
Faye   Oh my God.
Jarod   You didn’t know?
Faye   That was the night Joey had me shut the place down early. I-I just thought… I had no idea they killed someone.
Jarod   What about Dean Clark? You know that undercover Cop that was charged with the murder of Les Knight? Was he here that night?
Faye   He was in the bar. He was drinking gin with Bobby. Hell, he was so hammered, they had to carry him out of here.
Jarod   You okay?
Faye   I’m just pulling my head out of the sand. One Cop is dead, an innocent one is gonna be executed for it. Hell, how did I get here? And how do I get out?
     
     
Jarod   Central Records, please. Yes this is officer 557E. I’d like to get a copy of all requests made in the last two days for a rap sheet on one Jarod Puzo. Yes I’ll hold. Who? Thank you. That’s all the information I need.
     
     
Faye   You can’t take it all, I need change for the customers.
Joey   Keep talking, Faye. Your head will wind up on the wall next to your Hawaiian shot.
Faye   Geez, I don’t believe this!
Joey   What did you say?
Jarod   Hey Joey, Joey!. The customers. You want the money to keep coming in this place now don’t you?
Joey   Where’s Bobby?
Jarod   He ain’t comin’ in today. He’s married to the toilet. Something he drank.
Joey   Lush. And I’m supposed to be across town.
Jarod   I could make the delivery for ya. You don’t want to be late with the gift.
Joey   All right. Just make sure you’re there by ten o’clock.
Jarod   Not a problem.
Joey   I don’t wanna get a phone call.
     
     
Jarod   Evening, Mr Flanagan.
Flanagan   Where’s Bobby?
Jarod   Plumbing problems.
Flanagan   You’re the wiseass from the interview room.
Jarod   First impressions can be so misguided.
Flanagan   You tell Joey, if he wants our arrangement to continue, I’m gonna need more money. There are people who have to be paid.
Jarod   I understand.
Flanagan   Good. Just make sure you do.
Jarod   No doubt about it.
     
     
Miss Parker   And make sure that Broots stays focused on finding Jarod. You know how he is. Living proof of what happens when ADD goes undiagnosed.
Sydney   What did he ask you to do?
Miss Parker   I tell Broots what to do.
Sydney   Your father?
Miss Parker   It doesn’t matter.
Sydney   I don’t believe you Parker. Lyle shows up, and suddenly you’re a cleaner again for one job. What did your father ask you to do?
Miss Parker   He wants me to handle the situation.
Sydney   To kill him?
Miss Parker   Lyle has coming whatever he has coming.
Sydney   You sound like you actually believe it.
Miss Parker   I do. What? Oh. What’s the name of it? Lyle’s been located at a hotel in Providence.
Sydney   What are you going to do about it, Parker?
Miss Parker   I’m going to handle the situation.
Sydney   And then?
Miss Parker   And then I’m going to go home and I’m going to sleep like a baby.
     
     
Eugene Clark   Check. Mate. I warned you. Ha ha. That seat’s taken.
Jarod   Eugene Clark.
Eugene Clark   Maybe.
Jarod   I’m a friend of Dean’s.
Eugene Clark   You’re a wiseguy. And you got some nerve coming here like this.
Jarod   I think it’s against the law to hit a federal agent.
Eugene Clark   Federal Agent? You worked with Dean?
Jarod   No. But I know he respects you. And would never do anything to hurt you. Look, I’m not a father. But I am a son, and I know the feelings that a son has, wanting to grow up like his father. Wanting to make him proud.
Eugene Clark   I used to think that was Dean. For the last three months, I’ve been racking my brain wondering where I went wrong.
Jarod   You did the best you could.
Eugene Clark   I gotta go.
Jarod   Mr Clark. Dean is a good Cop. Don’t give up on him.
     
     
    Flashback
Miss Parker   Lyle’s been located at a hotel in Providence.
Sydney   What are you going to do about it, Parker?
     
Sydney   What are you going to do about it Parker?
     
Sydney   What are you going to do about it…
     
Mr Parker   This time he has to be dealt with with finality.
     
Sydney   What are you going to do about it?
     
Miss Parker   I’m not an assassin.
Mr Parker   This time he needs to be dealt with with finality. With finality. Finality.
     
Sydney   What are you going to do about it?
Miss Parker   I’m not an assassin.
Mr Parker   I’m sure you’ll do the right thing. I’m sure you’ll do the right thing.
     
     
     
Miss Parker   Yes?
Lyle   So close, and yet, so far. That’s become somewhat of an anthem for you, hasn’t it?
Miss Parker   Mr Lyle.
Lyle   Don’t be disappointed Miss Parker. If you can’t catch Jarod, what chance did you think you had with me?
Miss Parker   You sound like you’re catching a cold, it must be dark and wet where you are.
Lyle   A temporary condition.
Miss Parker   We want the computer chip.
Lyle   I can’t do that. Not if I want to keep the rest of my appendages. If you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a rendezvous with a very anxious buyer. 20 million dollars Miss Parker. God bless the American dream.
Miss Parker   You left something behind.
Message   You have reached Hillman Marine. At the present, no one is available to take your call. Our normal business hours are from –
     
     
Broots   Broots.
Miss Parker   Have you ever heard of a place called Hillman?
Broots   Oh, yeah, it’s in Connecticut. It’s where the Centre’s data backup warehouse is located.
Miss Parker   The what?
Broots   Uh, every Friday night at 11:59 pm all the Centre mainframes from across the country do this mass computer backup into this giant system from their blue boxes… Blue boxes… Do you think Lyle is trying to infiltrate the warehouse?
Miss Parker   Can you think of a reason why he would?
Broots   That’s how he could decrypt it.
Miss Parker   What are you talking about?
Broots   The semiconductor panel he stole is encrypted. The code’s impossible to break, but if he were able, to input this panel into the warehouse mainframe at 11:59 pm on F- tonight! Tonight when the backup occurs, it will automatically decrypt whatever information is on it.
Miss Parker   Which is how he gets 20 million for it.
Broots   20 million? Man, crime does pay.
Miss Parker   Alright, listen, is it located on a river, a lake, the ocean, something like that?
Broots   A river, yeah.
Miss Parker   He rented a boat. He does his business. He runs out to the pier. He escapes in a boat.
Broots   Unless?
Miss Parker   Unless I make sure he doesn’t.
     
     
     
     
Jarod   Plates came in. They’re being delivered this afternoon.
Joey   Excellent. Have them sent here.
Jarod   Here?
Joey   Yeah. What, nobody’s gonna be surprised when we shut this dump down. We’ll print the money here, and we’ll torch the place.
Jarod   What about Faye?
Joey   We can’t leave any witnesses can we?
     
     
     
Miss Parker   Midnight stroll?
Lyle   How’d you find me?
Miss Parker   I hit redial.
Lyle   It is always the simplest thing, isn’t it?
Miss Parker   The chip.
Lyle   You know, 20 million dollars split two ways is… apparently out of the question.
Miss Parker   Why follow Jarod if this is what you wanted?
Lyle   That was to pay off a debt. Jarod is to… win friends, and influence people. I bring him back and all is forgiven.
Miss Parker   The Centre welcome mat’s been yanked for you, cowboy.
Lyle   We’ll see. So they sent you to clean up. You really gonna kill me?
Miss Parker   That’s up to you.
Lyle   Then why are you still talking about it? Not as easy as it looks, is it? You know why you don’t want to kill me? Because you are me. It’s a natural desire for people like us to dominate and define.
Miss Parker   You and I have nothing in common.
Lyle   We… We both recognise that this notion of human equality just perpetuates mediocrity. But we’re not mediocre, are we Miss Parker? We’re independent. And independence, it’s a privilege of the strong. Tell me Miss Parker, how strong are you?
Miss Parker   Strong enough.
Lyle   How strong are you?
Miss Parker   Test me.
Lyle   Nice working with you.
     
     
     
Flanagan   Yeah?
Faye   Mr Flanagan? I own a restaurant called Jax.
Flanagan   How did you get this number?
Faye   Some friends of yours are over there now, setting you up to take a big fall. I hope you remember this call if I need help in the future.
     
     
     
Joey   Yeah?
Faye   There were some new cops hanging around the bar. I overheard one of them say Flanagan was gonna set you up for a big fall tonight. I thought you ought to know.
     
     
Joey   What the hell is this?
Bobby   Ahhh!
     
     
     
     
Jarod   Turn around slowly and put your piece on the pool table. So, what the hell is Martinizing? And why do you gotta pay extra for it anyways?
Flanagan   What is this?
Jarod   I just thought you’d like to see how Les Knight looked, after you had Joey kill him.
Flanagan   Who are you?
Jarod   Turn around and walk. Get in there.
Joey   Hey! Hey! You’re a dead man, Jarod! You hear me? You’re dead!
Jarod   Oh, you need to chill out. Looks a little cramped in there. Imagine how Dean Clark must feel in his cell.
Joey   You’re RICO. Did you know about this?
Flanagan   What do you think?
Jarod   Well, the truth is I’m not really a cop, or a mobster. It’s sort of complicated. Now each of you is responsible for the murder of Les Knight. So I thought it would be really neat if you felt like he felt.
Joey   Listen, Jarod. It wasn’t my idea to bump off that…
Flanagan   Shut up Joey! Shut up!
Joey   Les Knight found out about Flanagan, and Flanagan bumped him off.
Flanagan   Yeah, and you dumped the body, and then you framed Dean Clark.
Joey   Listen, Jarod. I’ll give you anything you want.
Jarod   Actually, you’ve just given me everything I need.
Joey   Jarod, please, you just… you can’t leave me in here to die.
Jarod   It doesn’t really matter if you freeze or you suffocate. Like you say Joey, dead is dead.
Bobby   Hey, let us out!
Joey   Jarod, no! You’re dead!
Flanagan   Open this door!
Joey   Jarod don’t do it! You’re dead! I don’t wanna suffocate in here. No, Jarod, please! Please, no no!
     
     
     
     
Sam   It’s a real mess Miss Parker. No head, one of his arms, both his legs are missing. I’m guessing he got chewed up by a prop of a rather large boat. But it’s him. Thumbs give it away.
Sydney   Mr Lyle. He pulled a gun on you. He made the choice for you.
Miss Parker   I’ll see you later.
Sydney   Miss Parker, will you be all right?
Miss Parker   I’m just tired, Syd. I’m gonna go home to bed, and I have a feeling I am gonna sleep like a baby.
     
     
     
Broots   I uh… I downloaded what was on that semiconductor chip before Raines had it confiscated. It contained codes.
Miss Parker   It’s a computer chip, Broots.
Broots   No, no, no. I don’t think you understand. It contained genetic codes.
Miss Parker   Genetic codes.
Broots   Yeah.
Miss Parker   For what?
Broots   I think the appropriate question would be “For whom?”
Miss Parker   And?
Broots   I’m not a geneticist. I just can’t help but wonder if it has something to do with Jarod.
     
     
     
Mr Parker   Ah, how’s my Angel?
Miss Parker   There were genetic codes on that stolen panel.
Mr Parker   Oh, don’t worry about that. That’s not important.
Miss Parker   Important enough to have me kill a man.
Mr Parker   Why, he’s the enemy. You did the right thing.
Miss Parker   For who?
Mr Parker   Oh smell that clean air. Boy, you can’t have too much of that in this life. Get some rest Angel, you look like hell. It’s a joke.
     
     
     
Jarod   After you testify in court and all this blows over, send me a postcard from Hawaii.
Faye   Hawaii? I don’t even have enough money to get me to Jersey.
Jarod   You do now.
Faye   Where did this come from?
Jarod   Joey’s private account. All the money he took from you. Plus interest.
Faye   Oh. Who are you really?
Jarod   An artist.
 
 

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