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1-15 Jaroldo!

Jaroldo!

You shot me.

I did not shoot you. It was an accident.

Sydney & Miss Parker

Jaroldo!

You shot me.

I did not shoot you. It was an accident.

Sydney & Miss Parker

Original air date: March 8, 1997

Written by: Lawrence Meyers

Directed by: Terrence O’Hara

Jarod pretends to be a cameraman in order to expose a TV reporter who may have created a dangerous situation between two gangs in order to get a good story for the nightly news.

Jarod’s Discoveries: Pizza, Basketball, Gangs

Jarod’s Occupations: News Cameraman, Acupuncturist, Cliff Jumper

Jarod’s Aliases: Jarod Crane

 

Behind the scenes insights and the Creator’s Take

Official Synopsis

Jarod investigates a gang shooting that cost an innocent TV cameraman the use of his arm.

 

As Jarod reads a newspaper story about a TV cameraman who lost the use of his arm as a result of being shot, he pokes acupuncture needles into his arm to render his own arm senseless.  A few days later, Miss Parker interviews Jarod’s recent landlord, who gives her a clipping Jarod left, about a slumlord sentenced to spend time in his own fetid building.  Meanwhile, a TV reporter, Phil, rushes to another building where a distraught man, Dave, is about to jump from the roof.  As Phil looks around for his cameraman, we see Jarod, camera in hand, on the roof, already talking Dave down.  Later, back at the TV station, the producer, Chris, congratulates Jarod on getting a terrific story, but Jarod insists the story would be even better if the editor, Annie, re-cut it to make it Phil look like the hero.  Meanwhile, Miss Parker and Sydney arrive at the now abandoned tenement, and go inside to look for Jarod.  There, however, they are jumped by two junkies, who steal their wallets and lock them in a basement room.  That night, Jarod watches a tape of a recent story Phil produced about a gang war, which shows the cameraman, Ken Watanabe, getting caught in the cross-fire and shot in the arm.  Later, Jarod goes to Ken’s house, and watches from across the street as a very depressed Ken tries to help his wife with a bag of groceries, but can’t hold on and drops the food in the street.

The next day, at the Centre, Broots gets a call from Mr. Parker, who notes his daughter is missing and orders Broots to find her.  Dave goes to the TV station to thank Jarod for saving his life, and Jarod learns Dave is an out-of-work satellite broadcast technician.  Later, Jarod asks Phil if the raw footage from the gang story is still around, but Phil says it’s all been recycled.  Meanwhile, at the tenement, Miss Parker looks for something to dress Sydney’s wound (he was shot by her gun during the scuffle with the junkies).  She pulls a drape off a wall, and discovers the building is wired with dynamite for demolition.  Meanwhile, Jarod finds Ken in a park, and asks when he is going back to work.  Ken says he can’t shoot any more with his bad arm, but Jarod tells him not to give up hope.  That night, Jarod watches more of Phil’s tapes, which show Ken expressing concern about getting in the middle of warring gangs, while Phil tells him not to worry.  Then Jarod sees the two rival gangs arrive, shots ring out, and Ken goes down, grabbing at Phil for help.  But Jarod zooms in on the tape and sees Phil was wearing a bullet-proof vest, indicating he expected trouble. Meanwhile, back at the tenement, Miss Parker suffers from her ulcer and intense nicotine withdrawal, and Sydney asks if she regrets accepting the Jarod assignment.  Jarod joins the other newsroom staff at a bar, and when someone says Ken should be there, too, Phil says Ken just paid the price for taking too many risks.

The next day, Jarod contacts Broots to find out why Sydney hasn’t been returning his e-mail. Broots says Sydney and Miss Parker are missing, and Jarod gives him the tenement address.  Back at the tenement, Miss Parker asks Sydney how her mother died, and he says he doesn’t know.  A bit later, Jarod finds some gang members playing basketball, and asks their leader, D-Mac, about the night of the shooting.  D-Mac says he got an anonymous call asking him to be interviewed about the turf wars, and he was surprised when the rival gang showed up and started shooting.  Jarod goes back to the newsroom, taps into phone company records, and confirms D-Mac’s anonymous summons came from Phil.  Back at the tenement, Sydney recalls telling Jarod about Miss Parker’s mother’s death, and he tells Miss Parker that he could have saved Jarod from his life of confinement at the Centre, but didn’t.  Back at the TV station, Jarod tells Annie that Phil set up Ken to take a bullet, and enlists her help in contriving a revenge.

Jarod calls Dave and offers him a job at the TV station, then tells Phil he has heard about another gang summit at a warehouse.  Jarod takes Phil to the warehouse, and as the gang arrives, Jarod ducks away to shoot from a catwalk up above, leaving Phil stranded on the floor with the gang members.  Of course, the gangsters quickly spot Phil, and they close in on him with guns and knives.  Meanwhile, back at the TV station, Annie ushers Chris and the station’s General Manager into a viewing room, and turns on Jarod’s live broadcast.  Then, as the gang members continue to menace Phil, Annie and Dave send the feed out live to every station in Seattle, and people all over the city watch as Phil begs for mercy, and Jarod gets him to admit that he did, indeed, set Ken up to get shot.  Then, when Phil makes the confession, the gang members back off laughing, revealing their part in Jarod’s revenge.  Meanwhile, Broots finally finds Miss Parker and Sydney at the tenement, and while paramedics tend to Sydney, Miss Parker hungrily grabs a cigarette from a nearby cop.  A few days later, Ken thanks Jarod for building him a special camera harness that allows him to shoot with just one arm…and then we see Jarod taking a new risk, jumping off a huge cliff with only a tiny parachute.

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Jaroldo! Transcript

 

    The Hampshire Building New York City
     
Man   Jarod was a real even-tempered man. Stayed here for about a week, then he was gone. I sort of act as building manager here, but my real passion is acupuncture. Jarod really got into it too.
Miss Parker   You stuck needles into him?
Man   Actually, I taught him how to do it to himself.
Sydney   For what purpose.
Man   Stress reduction. I’m very good at reducing tensions in the body.
Miss Parker   Funny. I’m very good at causing them.
Man   Jarod wanted the needles placed along the brachial plexus.
Sydney   Brachial plexus? Never centre from the upper extremities.
Man   He wanted me to leave them in until his arm was paralysed. He’d walk around like that for days. You obviously lived through the ’60s. Does your companion know the concept of free love?
Miss Parker   When did he leave?
Man   Two days ago.
Miss Parker   Well, then our work her is mercifully done.
Man   Oh. But then you’ll miss out on this. He said you’d know what it meant.
Miss Parker   This building isn’t far from here.
Sydney   Hmmm.
     
     
    Seattle, Washington
     
Woman   He’s up there.
Phil   Where the hell’s my cameraman?
Jarod   It’s a long way down.
Dave   Stay away from me. Stay away from me.
Jarod   I just want to talk to you.
Phil   Jarod, what the hell are you doing up there? You’d better be rolling on this guy.
Jarod   My name is Jarod. What’s your name?
Dave   Dave. My name’s Dave.
Jarod   Beautiful family. I’m guessing that’s your wife and your children.
Dave   They’re gone. They were evicted and now I can’t find them.
Jarod   Dave, I’m sure they’re fine. I’ll bet they’re out there somewhere worrying about you.
Dave   Nobody’s worried about me.
Jarod   If that were true, would I be up here on this ledge? I’m sure that they are looking for you.
Dave   Why should they? I drink some. I can’t hold a job. I’ve lost them for good.
Jarod   I can help you find them, Dave. Use the camera. Tell them how much you love them, how much you miss them. How much you need them. But first, we have to get off this ledge. Grab my hand.
     
     
    intro
     
     
Jarod (on film)   Grab my hand.
Chris   Only thing would’ve made this better was if the jumper was a topless dancer.
Annie   Poor guy.
Chris   Annie, edit out some clips for the promo team ASAP. This runs tonight. We gotta get some footage of this loser’s wife and kids. Maybe they’ve checked into a homeless shelter.
Annie   After all this, don’t you think the family deserves a little privacy?
Chris   Privacy? To get her face on the ten news and some party money in her pocket, this guy’s wife will jump a the chance.
Phil   No pun intended, huh? Too bad you got such a good grip their Jarod.
Jarod   Why is that?
Phil   A heroic attempt is as good as a save. The plunge would’ve given this piece a better punch.
Chris   Spoken like an anchorman who wants his anchor back. You know, Jarod, if my instincts are as good as I know they are your face is going to be running in every living room in America.
Jarod   Actually, I think it would play better if Phil got credit for the save.
Annie   What?
Jarod   I mean, he’s the talent. He’s the hero that everyone tunes in to see each day, not me.
Annie   Only problem is, our hero was standing in a parking lot 100 feet below the action.
Jarod   Yes, I know, but you never saw my face.
Annie   So?
Jarod   So if you cut in just after I make the grab… we use all the coverage I shot before I got up on the roof. We lay in Phi’s voice-over and then we tag it with a pickup shot of Phil exiting the building with the jumper.
Chris   We’re not long for a two-share and last place with that kind of attitude. Do it.
Annie   But Chris, its….
Chris   Unethical? You heard me. Make Phil a hero.
Annie   I thought only God rewrote history.
Chris   God never won sweeps.
     
     
    North Bushnell St, The Bronx
     
Miss Parker   Beautiful part of town.
Sydney   Dangerous. No wonder Jarod left the notebook with the acupuncturist. He didn’t want us down here.
Miss Parker   Come on, Sydney. We’re here. Let’s see if Ratboy left anything behind.
Sydney   This is futile. Jarod’s long gone.
Miss Parker   Afraid of the dark, Syd?
Sydney   Only when I can’t see what’s in it.
Miss Parker   Damn it.
Sydney   Miss Parker, maybe we should get the cleanup team to check this place out.
Miss Parker   Forget it, syd. I’d trade a dozen Ferragamos for one Jarod any day. I’m counting to three. Then I’m going to shoot whoever you are. One… two… three! What do you want?
Hood   What you got?
Miss Parker   I have a nine millimetre in your face and you appear to have a knife, a rusty knife. Oh, you must be feeling lucky today.
     
Hood   Are you feeling lucky today, hmmm? Get their wallets and jewellery and let’s get out of here.
     
     
Annie   Writing Phil’s copy for him too?
Jarod   I’m just trying to send a message to an old friend. So you think I was wrong letting Phil take credit for saving the jumper.
Annie   As our new, esteemed news director always reminds me… I get paid to cut tape, not to think.
Jarod   From what I understand, you win awards doing it.
Annie   Well, awards don’t count for much around here. Pullitzer’s rolling over in his grave and Nielsen’s packing down the dirt.
Jarod   Phil has asked me to go over some of his old footage to see how he likes to be shot. Do you think maybe you could show me some of his old tapes?
Annie   Yeah. Second shelf.
Jarod   Thank you. The Ken Watanabe shooting. I heard about this.
Annie   So has half the world. And our Ivy League Hitler was pissed we didn’t hook the other half.
Phil   It’s Chris’s job to know what people want and it’s our job to make sure they get it.
Annie   Which doesn’t mean we should throw out anything resembling journalistic integrity.
Chris   If it bleeds, it leads. That’s the new wave of the news Annie, like it or not. We either surf along with it, or we get torn apart by the riptide.
Annie   It’s really an act. Phil actually worships Cronkite in secret midnight rituals.
Jarod   Hmm. Who’s Cronkite?
Annie   You’re gonna fit in just fine here.
     
     
    Video Tape
     
Chris   Tonight, exclusively on Seattle’s Channel 43 our continuing series on local gangs. In this shocking footage, our own cameraman, Ken Watanabe captured on videotape a gang gathering at the North Puget dock area. But what happened next took us both by surprise. Out of nowhere, the 15th Street Bleeders crashed the turf of the Burns leading to an explosive conflict. A conflict in which one of our own became a casualty.
Ken   Oh God, I’m hit. Oh, God. Oh, God. Phil, where are you? Phil, I’m hit, I’m hit, man. My arm. My arm. I can’t move my arm. Get me out of here, man. Get me out of here.
Phil   Come on. Come on. Come on. Get up.
     
Phil   Tonight, our prayers are with Ken Watanabe, a courageous young cameraman. God bless you, Ken. Phil Campbell, Channel 43, qt ten.
     
     
    Ken’s House
     
     
    Tech Room, The Centre
Broots typing   Delilah, I think about you so much, my brain hurts. I have to meet you, to see you.
Delilah typing   I’m afraid.
Broots   Samson. I mean, Broots. mr Parker? Uh, mr perk, sir. How-how can I help you sir? Uh…uh, no. No sir, I haven’t seen your daughter since yesterday. Sydney neither. I mean either. Y-yes, sir. I’ll get on it right away, sir. Yeah, well, it’s a pleasure talk… talk… Hello? Hello?
     
     
Dave   Jarod!
Jarod   Dave? You look great.
Dave   A step at a time. That’s what they tell me. I just came by to say thanks. Of course, the way that story aired… I don’t know if I should thank that reporter Phil or you.
Jarod   Well, strange things happen in TV. I’m just glad you’re doing well.
Dave   I don’t know what got into me.
Jarod   Did you find your wife and kids?
Dave   Yeah, but she doesn’t want me back until I find a job, so…
Jarod   I’ll keep my eyes open.
Dave   Yeah.
Jarod   What do you keep looking at?
Dave   Oh, those wires there. If they’re planning on hooking up that satellite dish to them wires they’re gonna blow out their electricity in nothing flat.
Jarod   You’re an electrician?
Dave   Nope. Satcom grunt. I wasn’t any better at jumping out of airplanes than I am from buildings, but I do know a wiring problem when I see one. Hey, thanks again, really.
Jarod   Good luck.
Dave   Thanks.
     
     
Jarod   Phil, these pieces are excellent.
Phil   Twenty years of broadcasting will do that.
Jarod   I was especially impressed with the Ken Watanabe segment. I was wondering. Is the raw footage lying around somewhere? I’d love to see how it was cut together.
Phil   Most of those tapes get recycled.
Jarod   Even with a piece this good?
Phil   Yeah, well, the station didn’t use to charge for parking either.
Jarod   Yeah, right. Way to, Dave.
     
     
     
Miss Parker   As if getting mugged wasn’t enough.
Sydney   You shot me.
Miss Parker   I did not shoot you. It was an accident.
Sydney   I never liked guns. I’ll hope you’ll stop carrying yours now.
Miss Parker   You’re bleeding again. I need something else to tie this wound with.
Sydney   What about that neck scarf?
Miss Parker   It’s one of a kind, Sydney.
Sydney   Which is what my good leg will be if we don’t stop the bleeding.
Miss Parker   I’m sorry.
Sydney   Thank you.
Miss Parker   You’re going into shock. You need to be warm. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Sydney. Don’t look now, but we are ground zero for detonation to bring this dump down. Please tell me that you told someone where we were going.
     
     
Jarod   There’s something I don’t understand.
Ken   What’s that?
Jarod   Where are the little ones?
Ken   The what?
Jarod   You always see the big pigeons, you know, with the scars and the broken wings and the missing legs. But you never see the little ones.
Ken   I never really thought about it.
Jarod   Hey, I know you. You’re the cameraman thaw was on the news. I’m Jarod Crane.
Ken   Ken.
Jarod   That was incredible footage you captured.
Ken   Thanks. I never planned on becoming a story though.
Jarod   When are you going back to work at the station?
Ken   And do what? Log commercials? I’m a shooter, man. My days on the front line are over. You know, it’s funny. You plan for your life to go up one road and when you finally get there, the bridge washes out.
Jarod   Well, you never know. Life has a strange way of surprising you. Hey, look at that.
Ken   I’ll be damned.
Jarod   Like I said, life is full of surprises.
     
     
    Video Footage
     
Ken   Ken Watanabe and Phil Campbell, February 18, roll number one.
Phil   Okay. Uh… Nothing fancy, Kenny. We’re just gonna go in there and we’re gonna sit down and we’re gonna listen to the Burns talk about their side of this turf war.
Ken   These guys tend to talk with their guns Phil. Know what I’m saying? You don’t have to worry about getting fancy from me.
Phil   Don’t worry about it, Ken. You’ll be fine. Let’s do it.
Ken   You sure these guys are gonna show?
Phil   Yeah, they’ll be here. Don’t worry about it. Okay, umm… right up there. Head there.
Ken   You been hanging with the homies, Phil, huh?
Gang member   Yo! Hey, D-Mac! Hey, D-Mac! Bleeders in the hood!
Ken   I’m hit! I’m hit! Oh, God! My arm! My arm! I’m hit, man! Phil, get me out of here, man! Get me out of here! Get me out of here!
Phil   You’re okay. You’re okay.
Ken   Get me out of here, man! Get me out of here! Get me out of here!
     
Jarod   Interesting undershirt Phil.
     
Jarod   Flak jacket standard issue for a street reporter now, Phil?
     
Miss Parker   I’m dying for a cigarette! How the hell did I end up here?
Sydney   You regret taking on the Jarod assignment?
Miss Parker   I regret a lot of things.
Sydney   Such as.
Miss Parker   I regret not going to the prom. I regret laughing at my first boyfriend when he told me I was the one. And in this instant, I regret not having a nicotine patch the size of a doormat. Oh, no.
Sydney   Your ulcer, huh? And no medication.
Miss Parker   Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Sherlock Holmes. Let me see it, Sydney.
Sydney   Regret’s often born out of a lack of choice, you know?
Miss Parker   Unlike you, syd, I don’t think that everything is out of my control.
Sydney   You do when it comes to your father. Please, don’t… don’t misunderstand that.
Miss Parker   Why don’t you just say it? I caved. I always do around him.
Sydney   You can still walk up to your father and tell him, “Dad, I’m leaving.”
Miss Parker   Right. I can see it now. Two kids, a little yellow house chitchatting with the girls over lattes at the mall.
Sydney   You still have a future Miss Parker.
Miss Parker   It’s a hell of a future, sitting here waiting to get blown to bits.
Sydney   Here I am, trying to comfort you.
Miss Parker   As if anything you could ever do would give me comfort.
Sydney   It did once.
     
     
Chris   You are one hell of a thrower, Jarod.
Phil   It’s about understanding the projectile’s aerodynamics.
Jarod   Well, actually, I just close one eye and let it fly.
Phil   Oh.
Chris   That’s it. Good game.
Jarod   I should’ve warned you. I don’t like to lose.
Chris   Good man.
Phil   Next round’s on me.
Jarod   Phil certainly is in a good mood tonight. You must be very proud of Annie and Phil getting nominated for the Ken Watanabe segment.
Chris   Yeah, even stiffs like Phil get lucky. If only Grecian Formula were talent. Awards help the promo guys, I suppose. They also make a news team lazy. News is about being hungry. Always has been.
Phil   You guys gonna drink water all night, or are you coming to join the real party? And you, smile.
Jarod   Is this about Ken?
Annie   He should be here.
Jarod   Somebody forgot to invite him. He must’ve been very proud, taking one for the team.
Chris   KTJE’s got a hell of a medical package. Watanabe’s alright.
Phil   Ken’s gonna be fine. Look, everybody in this business knows that putting your tail on the line is a job requirement. Ken was green. He was… he was too zealous and it cost him. If I’d have known how dangerous it was, I never would’ve let him go out there.
Jarod   I’m sure you wouldn’t.
     
     
Broots   I… I’m not trying to be a pets, but I’ve got the Tower breathing down my neck to find them. Now surely there’s got to be a Sweeper team somewhere near the New York City area. Excuse me? What business is it of yours what my clearance level is? Now listen, you SIS guys are really startin’ to tick me off. Hold on a second, just hold on. Broots!
Jarod   It’s me. Don’t bother tying to trace me. I’ve scrambled the source signal.
Broots   Jarod?
Jarod   I’ve been trying to contact Sydney.
Broots   Join the party. He and Miss Parker went looking for you two days ago. We haven’t heard from them since.
Jarod   She’s too persistent for her own good. You’re going to have to find them.
Broots   You don’t know how peaceful it’s been here without her.
Jarod   Would it be more peaceful working for Raines?
Broots   Mr Raines? No.
Jarod   Take down this address. 1811 North Bushnell Street, the Bronx.
     
     
    Flashback
     
Sydney   Miss Parker?
     
Miss Parker   Tell me again how my mother died.
Sydney   Stop torturing yourself.
Miss Parker   I know it wasn’t suicide. Was she murdered because of the rescued children?
Sydney   I don’t know.
Miss Parker   Was it my father?
Sydney   Miss Parker, I know about your mother’s life, not about her death. She was a kind woman, a driving force at the Centre in those days when it was still involved in… altruistic projects.
Miss Parker   I can’t believe the Centre was ever involved with anything positive.
Sydney   We helped four countries become democracies during the cold war. We brought the sides together for the Korean Peace Accord. And rumour has it that we even helped design the Popemobile. The Centre saved thousands of lives… lives that they later reclaimed as it turned out, in other ways.
Miss Parker   Why didn’t you leave when things turned?
Sydney   There were others whose welfare was of more concern to me than my own.
Miss Parker   Jarod.
Sydney   He’s not very different from us, you know? We’d all have taken very different paths… had we had our way.
     
     
Hood   Here you go. Pass me the ball, man. Boo-ya!
Jarod   Excuse me. Excuse me. I think that was travelling.
D-Mac   You must be crazy, stupid or both.
Jarod   No, no. After you lifted your pivot foot, you took more than the allocated two steps as outlined in the official rule book
D-Mac   Mmmm.
Jarod   Pizza? Thank you, anyway, but it already comes presliced. Help yourselves.
D-Mac   What, you got a death wish or something man?
Jarod   Not that I know of.
D-Mac   Didn’t your mama ever tell you that white people shouldn’t go walking through other people’s neighbourhoods?
Jarod   Well, I never actually knew my mother, so I guess the answer is no. My name’s Jarod Crane. I’m with Channel 43 News. I’m looking for a D-Mac.
D-Mac   You gonna put him on TV?
Jarod   Quite possibly, yes.
D-Mac   I’m D-Mac.
Jarod   Nice to meet you.
Hood   Ow! He’s got game. The boy’s got some game.
D-Mac   Hey man, that camera guy shouldn’t have been there.
Jarod   Tell me what happened.
D-Mac   A man hits my cell phone. He must’ve paid somebody off to get the number. Sounded white. Tells me he wants to talk about the turf wars. Sounded cool to me.
Jarod   This white man that called you, is that unusual?
D-Mac   You really didn’t have no mother, did you? I never knew my old lady either. Later I heard word that the Bleeders got the same call. They show up, and boom, boom, the fireworks started.
Jarod   Do you remember what day you got this call?
D-Mac   I don’t know. Hey, Duane, man, bring my my Day Runner.
D-Mac   We’re bangers, not cavemen. Thanks, man. Okay, here you go. February 18, at about 8 at night.
Jarod   Could you tell me your cell phone number?
     
     
    Flashback
     
Sydney   Take Miss Parker upstairs.
Man   Yes sir.
Sydney   You get some rest now. If you ever want to talk to me, I’m always here. Okay?
Young Parker   Thank you, Sydney.
Young Jarod   Sydney? Why is everyone wearing black? How come you’re so sad?
Sydney   We’re remembering someone who has left us, Jarod.
Young Jarod   Is it the woman that got shot in the elevator? Miss Parker’s mother, isn’t it?
Sydney   Don’t you ever speak of that to anyone ever again, understand?
     
Sydney   I could’ve saved him.
Miss Parker   Who?
Sydney   Jarod. He should have lived a normal life.
Miss Parker   They would have killed you.
Sydney   You can’t kill someone who’s already dead. You do remember.
     
     
Annie   You broke into my edit file and stole footage?
Jarod   “Borrowed” is more like it. And I did it for Ken Watanabe.
Annie   You lost me.
Jarod   Ken was set up.
Annie   What are you talking about?
Jarod   What happened to Ken happened because Phil is desperate for ratings.
Annie   I…I… I don’t buy that.
Jarod   Buy it. Why else would Phil have been wearing a bulletproof vest the night that Ken was shot?
Annie   You actually think Phil would do something like that?
Jarod   I’m certain of it. Annie, you know him. You’ve seen the kind of pressure that Phil has been under to get back on top.
Annie   Yeah, but to risk somebody’s life.
Jarod   He’s a desperate man Annie. He was the king of the hill, and now he’s on his way out. Annie, I need your help to stop him.
     
     
Jarod   Hello, Dave. This is Jarod. How would you like to come to work for Channel 43? Uh-huh. You can tell your wife you’ve got a job.
     
Jarod   Lights.
     
Jarod   Camera.
     
Jarod   Hello Annie. I’m setting up a very special screening in Chris’s office. I want you to do me a favour. Make sure the general manager is there.
     
Jarod   Action.
     
Jarod   Phil. Chris just got word of a summit going down between two rival gangs. He thinks it’s going to make a terrific follow-up to the Ken Watanabe segment.
Phil   Chris tipped you on this?
Jarod   His snitch said there could be fireworks, and fireworks means ratings. Let’s go. Phil, why don’t you test your headset?
Phil   Check, one two. So, where shall we set up?
Jarod   Over here. We can cover the door, stay in the shadows.
Phil   Uh, Jarod. Something doesn’t feel right about this.
Jarod   Well, it’s a pretty scary place. That and the fact that Ken Watanabe was shot just outside of that door. That might have something to do with it. But putting our tail on the line… it’s part of the job, isn’t it?
Phil   Okay, Jarod. Jarod? Jarod!
Hood   Burns in the house!
Hood 2   Word! Bring your punk-asses out!
Hood   Let’s go.
D-Mac   Don’t wait for their asses.
Phil   Jarod, where are you?
Jarod   Above you.
Phil   This is not good.
Jarod   It’s okay, I’ve got you in my sights. Smile Phil, it’s showtime.
     
     
Chris   Annie, why is the general manager here?
Annie   I think you have a meeting with him.
Chris   Mr Ferren, what a surprise.
Ferren   I’m intrigued Rockwell. This must be some show you’ve put together.
Chris   Yes sir, the best.
     
Hood   What?
Hood 2   What you want with me?
Hood   What’s up fool?
Ferren   What is this, a gang fight?
Hood   Want some of this huh? You want some of this?
Chris   Is that Phil?
Hood   What you got?
Phil   Jarod, these guys are gonna kill each other.
Jarod   It’ll be great TV.
Hood   You call me here to threaten my ass?
D-Mac   This is on you dog. Deal or die.
Jarod   This is great stuff Phil. Get closer so we can pick up sound.
Phil   I’ve got no cover here, you idiot! I’m getting out of here.
Jarod   Don’t leave now Phil, you’re gonna miss the story.
Hood   You want some of this? Huh? You want some of this?
Jarod   Or maybe you are the story.
D-Mac   What the hell is that?
Hood   He’s mine!
Phil   Jarod, help me! Jarod, help me! Jarod! Jarod, help me!
Jarod   Yeah, this is great. This is great. Keep it up.
D-Mac   Look what we got here, fellas. Uh huh.
Annie   Dave, ready to go citywide?
Dave   Get ready Seattle.
Hood   So what we gonna do with this white punk?
D-Mac   I say we bury his sorry ass right where he stands.
Man   Hey, it’s on every channel.
Man 2   Something’s going on, look at this.
Jarod   This is gonna be a great piece Phil. Just keep them talking.
Phil   This guy’s gonna shoot me.
Jarod   Just like Ken Watanabe?
Phil   What? Jarod, come down here!
Hood   What’s up? You gonna do the deed or not? ‘Cause if you’re not… if you’re not, I wanna do it.
Phil   No, no, you can’t shoot me! No you can’t! He’s got a… he’s got a TV camera on you.
Jarod   Cameras. They can do wonderful things. But Ken Watanabe’s camera couldn’t stop him from getting shot.
Phil   I didn’t know there was gonna be shooting.
Jarod   But you did know that a rival gang was going to be there because you tipped them off and that’s why you wore a bulletproof vest.
Phil   I tipped them off, okay okay!
Jarod   You knew you were putting Ken Watanabe in danger but you didn’t care because all you care about is getting the story.
Phil   Yes! Please, help me!
Jarod   I can’t do that, Phil. It’s ratings at all costs. Like you always say. “If it bleeds, it leads.”
Phil   I set him up, I set him up. I set it up, okay?
D-Mac   You got what you need bro?
Jarod   It’s a slam dunk. I got everything I need right here.
D-Mac   “I set him up! I set him up!”
Jarod   That was the money shot you’ve all been waiting for. Jarod Crane, Channel 43 News, reporting.
     
Ferren   I’m holding you responsible for this, Mr Rockwell. Forget the liability this station faces in the light of this. You ruined a man’s life.
Chris   Sir, I…
Ferren   Save it. Save it. You want a news flash, Chris? You’re fired.
     
     
Broots   Oh, my God. Miss Parker! Sydney!
Miss Parker   It can’t be.
Broots   Sydney! Miss P!
Miss Parker   Broots! You moron!
Broots   Miss Parker!
Miss Parker   Down here! Sydney, wake up.
Broots   Hi, how’re you doing? I figured you guys might be hungry.
Miss Parker   Forget that. Does anybody smoke? Smoke?
Medic   No.
Medic 2   No.
Miss Parker   Hi, uh, can I… thank you.
Broots   Oh boy. It’s lucky I found you guys. Otherwise you would’ve been toast.
Miss Parker   You can put any fantasy about me thanking you to rest, Broots.
Broots   Right. So, what did you guys talk about all this time?
Miss Parker   Nothing. Nothing at all.
Broots   You’re welcome.
     
     
Ken   This is great. I don’t know how to thank you. I mean, you built this harness for me and got me my job back at the station.
Jarod   You’ve got to promise me that this will never make the air.
Ken   I promise.
Jarod   Well, you’re gonna have to send me the video. That’s what you do isn’t it?
Ken   Yeah, it is.
Jarod   Good luck, huh?
Ken   Take care.
     
     
Woman   We got you covered down here Jarod. This could be a new world record.
Jarod   Now, that would be news, wouldn’t it?

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