Genres: Comedy


Stories
Summary: Sydney's POV. This story is inspired by Gables "X Marks the Spot series". sydbroots.jpg

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 473
Read Count: 1819
[Report This] Published: 05/05/07 Updated: 05/05/07


Summary: What if Jarod was in charge of 'The Weakest Link?' Dedicated to all my Pretender Loons!

Categories: During The Series
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 819
Read Count: 1813
[Report This] Published: 23/08/05 Updated: 23/08/05


Summary: A short little humor piece that I wrote for the NewsGroupies in alt.tv.pretender. Miss Parker finds something on television that makes her wonder about Lyle.

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 643
Read Count: 1857
[Report This] Published: 29/08/05 Updated: 29/08/05


'Til We Meet Again by 24
Rated: PG starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Jarod and Miss Parker share a dream.



Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 938
Read Count: 2245
[Report This] Published: 18/05/05 Updated: 25/04/07


Summary:

A glimpse into the eve of Christmas eve.



Categories: Plot? What Plot?, Christmas Challenge, Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Raines
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 756
Read Count: 1425
[Report This] Published: 14/12/13 Updated: 14/12/13


Summary: A short look into the a day in the life of our loveable Tech.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Broots, Debbie, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2091
Read Count: 1345
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 12/05/05


Summary: Jarod's new found interest in Infomercials leads to a Centre connection



Categories: Season 4
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Raines
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Drama
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1809
Read Count: 1246
[Report This] Published: 07/06/05 Updated: 07/06/05


A Man or a Mouse by Jodi
Rated: PG starstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: This is pretty corny...

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Broots, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 429
Read Count: 947
[Report This] Published: 14/08/05 Updated: 14/08/05


Summary: .... ohh it's hard to describe ..

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 488
Read Count: 1393
[Report This] Published: 23/04/05 Updated: 23/04/05


Summary: Jarod encounters something that most Americans experience every six months: the dentist!

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2142
Read Count: 3555
[Report This] Published: 23/05/05 Updated: 23/05/05


Summary: Once upon a time there lived a beautiful princess...this is how she met her prince. Please R&R.

Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1822
Read Count: 1409
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 12/05/05


Summary: Jarod's thoughts as he's running from Miss Parker and The Centre. The funny things that run through your mind when you're trying to escape the clutches of an evil corporation hell bent on capturing you so you can perform experiments to further their agenda. Now if that ran through your head it might not be funny but disturbing.

Categories: Plot? What Plot?
Characters: Jarod
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3301
Read Count: 2389
[Report This] Published: 18/04/05 Updated: 21/09/05


A Workday World by KB
Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Okay, so it's not quite the Centre, but at least it's a job!



Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Angelo, Broots, Catherine Parker, Jarod, Kyle, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Mr Raines, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1894
Read Count: 1380
[Report This] Published: 02/06/05 Updated: 02/06/05


Abstract Torture by Eveylin
Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Any idiot could use a car battery. Jarod is much more creative.

Categories: Former Challenges
Characters: Jarod, Lyle
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None
Challenges: Drabble #51 Former Challenges

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 154
Read Count: 1072
[Report This] Published: 16/10/05 Updated: 16/10/05


All In A Day's Work by MMB
Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Miss Parker's sweeper gets a most challenging job…

Categories: Season 3
Characters: Debbie, Sam
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1782
Read Count: 8324
[Report This] Published: 07/05/05 Updated: 07/05/05


Alternate Theories by Ally
Rated: PG starstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: a alternate pretender payback

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Brigitte, Broots, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2425
Read Count: 1209
[Report This] Published: 17/06/05 Updated: 17/06/05


Amore Matto by Sezzie
Rated: PG starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: For Blademistress' ficathon. Broots has a date with Miss Parker. No guns allowed.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2701
Read Count: 991
[Report This] Published: 10/07/05 Updated: 10/07/05


Summary: What happens if you find yourself in your favourite TV series? Why are you there? And what the hell is going on???

A Star Trek / Pretender / Buffy / Profiler / Harry Potter / Stargate / Reality Crossover

Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Romance, Supernatural
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 93307
Read Count: 94146
[Report This] Published: 26/04/05 Updated: 04/08/05


Summary: What if the Centre isn't what it really seems to be? ;)

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Mr Raines
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Smut
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1522
Read Count: 1096
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 12/05/05


Be Seeing You by Haiza Tyri
Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

What happens when Jarod doesn't escape from the Centre as he was supposed to before the pilot? The 9th Doctor and Rose to the rescue!

AU: Doctor Who/Pretender crossover



Categories: Crossovers, Prequel, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angelo, Jarod, Mr Raines, Other Centre Character, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sam, Willie
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 7101
Read Count: 6931
[Report This] Published: 17/06/09 Updated: 17/06/09


Summary: The title of this short spoof speaks for itself



Categories: Season 2
Characters: Brigitte, Broots, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 496
Read Count: 1068
[Report This] Published: 17/05/05 Updated: 17/05/05


Charge It! by gbarton
Rated: PG 13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: It is like a Master card commercial

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 239
Read Count: 708
[Report This] Published: 30/05/05 Updated: 30/05/05


Summary: Sequel to "Damn 'puter"...

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 842
Read Count: 1089
[Report This] Published: 28/04/05 Updated: 28/04/05


Chosen by LadyIce
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 19]
Summary: Also, das ist eine Art Crossover mit Buffy ABER man muss die Serie auf keinen Fall kennen, ich denke, alles wichtige wird erkärt.

Miss Parker ist eine der Auserwählten. Ihr Wächter will, dass sie eine entscheidung trifft: Die Jagdt nach Vampieren oder nach Jarod.

Categories: German
Characters: All the characters, Broots, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Original Character, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 32575
Read Count: 4107
[Report This] Published: 27/02/06 Updated: 12/08/06


Summary: An irritable Miss Parker has to spend Valentine's Day in Las Vegas, chasing for Jarod but he wouldn't be the Pretender if he didn't have surprises in store for her...

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 5420
Read Count: 1315
[Report This] Published: 12/02/09 Updated: 12/02/09