FROM: Mr. B
RE: OH MY!
Oh my God! Below is a transcript of an intercepted call last night.
Jarod CALLED Miss Parker! And they were talking about – well – go ahead and read it.
Phone rings three times. Miss Parker answers.
Jarod: “What does it feel like to be in love?”
Jarod: “It’s been a long time.”
Sounds of rustling sheets.
MP: “Not long enough. The Etch A Sketch was cute – not funny – but cute.”
More sounds – a cigarette lighting?
Jarod: “I’ve been thinking about you…so can you answer my question?”
MP: “You’ve been humiliating me with this game of yours at CCSD, all these ‘Jarod Was Here’ sightings pouring in from all over the world and now you want loveline advice in the middle of the night? Don’t tell me you’ve found something you like out there that’s better then ice cream.”
Jarod: “I’m searching for everything out here Miss Parker. Even love. I know you felt it once – what was it like?”
Silence for 7 seconds…
Jarod: “Miss Parker?”
MP: “I’ve felt it more than once Jarod – you know that.”
10 more seconds of silence –
The line goes dead.
Mr. B –
Syndey tell me two things! What the hell is going on?
And what should I do with this recording?
TO: Mr. B
RE: OH MY!
I don’t know what’s going on. But DESTROY THAT RECORDING!