Penname: BlueRose [Contact]

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Member Since: 14/07/11

Membership status: Member

Bio:

I had seen various episodes over the years.  Recently got all four seasons and have been greatly enjoying watching them.  Imagine my surprise when halfway through S4 I wake up one day to find a muse has taken up residence in my brain.  So far its mostly Jarod and Miss P, but they are steaming up the place so much my glasses are fogging over!


Until this I have never ever written any fic or stories of any kind.  I am astonished by this turn of events, and having possibly a little too much fun :)


Hope you enjoy my offererings, my muse appreciates any and all feedback!



Affiliation: Pretender

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Reviews by BlueRose


Summary: Miss Parker is forced to endure a pointless meeting called by her brother so she does what we all do when faced with a similar situation - she ignores what's going on around her and lets her mind wander.



Categories: Post Pretender 2001
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Character Musing, Romance, Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2541
Read Count: 1841
[Report This] Published: 04/05/05 Updated: 04/05/05


Title: Chapter 1: A Tuesday, 9:30 a.m., Boardroom

"There should be a UN resolution or something"  Fucking Brilliant!

Reviewer: BlueRose Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 26/07/11
Summary: Um... I think not.



Categories: Plot? What Plot?
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1131
Read Count: 1127
[Report This] Published: 04/05/05 Updated: 04/05/05


Title: Chapter 1: Weapons of Choice

Loving your work, this is brilliant :)

Reviewer: BlueRose Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 26/07/11
At Times Like This by Ginger
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 28]
Summary: none given

Categories: Plot? What Plot?
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Character Musing, Smut, Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3869
Read Count: 3568
[Report This] Published: 09/05/05 Updated: 09/05/05


Title: Chapter 1: At Times Like This

This made me laugh out loud!  Love it :)

Reviewer: BlueRose Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: 18/07/11
Amaranthine by Catherine
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: If only things ever came to an end.

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst
Warnings: Warning: Non Consensual Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1286
Read Count: 2711
[Report This] Published: 14/05/05 Updated: 14/05/05


Title: Chapter 1: -

Ooooh this was interesting.

Reviewer: BlueRose Signed
Date: 11/08/11
Summary: Jarod's main purpose in life, you've decided, is to torment you.

Categories: Lyle's Car
Characters: Lyle
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None
Challenges: Drabble #30 Lyle's Car

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 282
Read Count: 1304
[Report This] Published: 21/05/05 Updated: 21/05/05


Title: Chapter 1: --

Brilliantly snarky!  loved it :)

Reviewer: BlueRose Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 23/07/11
Hibernation by Rising Sun
Rated: PG [Reviews - 2]
Summary: A conversation between two strangers exposes much.

Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Jarod, Other Non-Centre Related Character
Classifications: Genres: Romance, Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1492
Read Count: 1324
[Report This] Published: 28/05/05 Updated: 28/05/05


Title: Chapter 1: Hibernation

Cute :)

Reviewer: BlueRose Signed
Date: 17/07/11
Summary: If you've ever wondered how The Pretender characters would react to fanfic writers and the situations we put them in, this is the series for you! This unique round robin series (written by many different authors) started on PretendFic by Katherine Bruce (though she had no idea she was starting anything!). Then Danielle : - ) was greatly inspired and wrote a little sequel, and the rest quickly started to come into focus.

Categories: Pretenderpayback
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: Warning: Language

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 822
Read Count: 1519
[Report This] Published: 29/05/05 Updated: 29/05/05


Title: Chapter 1: A nightmare without a name

LOL this is cute and clever :)

Reviewer: BlueRose Signed
Date: 05/10/11
CSP: Crime Scene Pretender by KB
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Jarod stops by to help out Gil and his team.



Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Jarod, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 11148
Read Count: 1880
[Report This] Published: 02/06/05 Updated: 02/06/05


Title: Chapter 1: CSP: Crime Scene Pretender

This was good, enjoyed it.

Reviewer: BlueRose Signed
Date: 17/07/11
Summary: Miss Parker's Revenge. Round four on the practical joke front Note - Sequel to Never Stand on the X, X Marks the spot and Make Sure You're Not on an X

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 971
Read Count: 1562
[Report This] Published: 07/06/05 Updated: 07/06/05


Title: Chapter 1: If I See One more X...

I really enjoyed the X series, cute

Reviewer: BlueRose Signed
Date: 24/07/11
Summary: A miss-adventure between miss parker and debbie! :0))!!

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Broots, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1975
Read Count: 1029
[Report This] Published: 25/06/05 Updated: 25/06/05


Title: Chapter 1: Petals

Cute :)

Reviewer: BlueRose Signed
Date: 29/07/11
What Is........? by Aussia
Rated: PG starstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: One night in a dark alley...

Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Other Non-Centre Related Character
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General, Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 715
Read Count: 1344
[Report This] Published: 14/07/05 Updated: 14/07/05


Title: Chapter 1: What Is........?

What is IT?

Reviewer: BlueRose Signed
Date: 17/07/11
Summary: Miss Parker's view on paradise lost, and paradise regained.

Categories: Season 3
Characters: Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst, General, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1860
Read Count: 619
[Report This] Published: 10/08/05 Updated: 10/08/05


Title: Chapter 1: Paradise Regained

excellent internal voice, love it

Reviewer: BlueRose Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: 04/12/11
AWOL by Elliott Silver
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 9]
Summary: An assignation and an unexpected turn of events.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2112
Read Count: 2904
[Report This] Published: 10/08/05 Updated: 10/08/05


Title: Chapter 1: AWOL

:)  I liked this, your descriptions are excellent.

Reviewer: BlueRose Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 31/07/11
Stunned by Ginger
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 9]
Summary: She was and she wasn't.

Categories: Character Musing
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Character Musing, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1590
Read Count: 1937
[Report This] Published: 11/10/05 Updated: 11/10/05


Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 of 1

Nice :)

Reviewer: BlueRose Signed
Date: 26/07/11
Angel's Storm by Ginger
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 13]
Summary: Teeny weeny sequel to "At Times Like This," written in honor of the 10th Anniversary of our show. Thanks to the Missing Pieces team for their quick response to recent posting troubles. My apologies to those who reviewed previously. Looks like your comments are an unfortunate casualty.

Categories: Character Musing, Plot? What Plot?
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Romance
Warnings: Warning: Language

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1770
Read Count: 3669
[Report This] Published: 23/09/06 Updated: 23/09/06


Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1/1

Let it snow!  This is FABULOUS!  Really enjoyed it :)  Totally bang on snark.

Reviewer: BlueRose Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 18/07/11
Retired
Free Falling by slowly
Rated: R starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 27]
Summary: Miss Parker is forced to rely on Jarod for help when she is hurt fleeing Centre Sweepers.

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Baby Parker, Broots, Ethan, Jarod, Jarod's Family, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Raines, The Clone, Zoe
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 45768
Read Count: 60703
[Report This] Published: 22/07/07 Updated: 22/07/07


Title: Chapter 19: Conclusion

enjoyed this ,nicely written and interesting plot twists

Reviewer: BlueRose Signed
Date: 17/07/11
Retired
Flight of Memory by MP
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 98]
Summary: What if the Centre had the power to take it all away?  Jarod is captured and they try to ensure that he will never escape again.

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Angelo, Broots, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Raines, Sam, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 46107
Read Count: 27709
[Report This] Published: 29/07/07 Updated: 10/12/08


Title: Chapter 1: The Alley

Holy shit, I spend an hour reading this story! riveting, what the hell happens next?

Reviewer: BlueRose Signed
Date: 22/07/11
Retired
Nemesis by Mirage
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 233]
Summary:

In 2002, the corporation known as the Centre was infiltrated by various law enforcement agencies that acted in a synchronized global effort to eradicate the organization. And then one day, Jarod's huntress ran away.



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Angst, General
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content, Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 73516
Read Count: 119210
[Report This] Published: 23/11/09 Updated: 24/05/11


Title: Chapter 1: And Then One Day

I liked it, would be interested in more if you ever write it

Reviewer: BlueRose Signed
Date: 17/07/11
Title: Chapter 20: Apprehension

A bit angsty and drawn out in some of the earlier chapters but once the story got going it improved a great deal.  Enjoyed this.



Author's Response:

*Nods* Mhm, angst indeed, and that's precisely why it's (appropriately) labeled as such. *winks* Admittedly, I'm not persnickety about fanfic; I only skim for typos, etc. (things that are not a matter of opinion, unlike "drawn out", which happens often in fanfic) and then I toss the fic into a wok and stir until al dente, haha. It's fantastic that you enjoyed it.

In response to your earlier review: I've had some requests for a sequel; however, the story told itself and ended.

Reviewer: BlueRose Signed
Date: 24/07/11
Summary:  Jarod’s hunt for a serial killer takes a devastating turn, when Miss Parker becomes the prey. Will Jarod be able to overcome his fears in time to unravel the clues and stop a madman seeking the ultimate revenge against him?

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Alex, Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance, Suspence/Mystery, Tragedy
Warnings: Warning: Character Death, Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content, Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 104892
Read Count: 22049
[Report This] Published: 03/03/11 Updated: 23/07/11


Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15

Ive just spent the last 2 hourse reading this from the beginning - riveting story!  looking forward to the rest of it :)



Author's Response:

Thanks for the review BlueRose and I am pleased you liked it thus far. Just saw you posted a bunch of your own I'll  have to pop over and have a read myself. thanks again.

Reviewer: BlueRose Signed
Date: 23/07/11
Let me in by Mirage
Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 17]
Summary:

Jarod wants Parker to open the door- all of the doors. Parker pov.



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst, General
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 7012
Read Count: 1749
[Report This] Published: 25/08/11 Updated: 25/08/11


Title: Chapter 1: Try

"how THOUGHTFUL of him"

LOLOL in the context, BEST LINE EVAH!



Author's Response:

Thank you for the r & r, BlueRose. I will definitely pass your comments on to the muse.

Reviewer: BlueRose Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 25/08/11
Circles of Hell by Mirage
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 194]
Summary:

Twelve years after Carthis, the death of a dear friend reunites predator and prey. *If adultery bothers you, click elsewhere or prepare to be bothered.



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: None
Warnings: Warning: Character Death, Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 109551
Read Count: 27256
[Report This] Published: 02/09/11 Updated: 14/06/14


Title: Chapter 1: Purgatory (part one)

I read this a few  days ago but wanted to think about it before I commented.

Reading this story I feel angry and bitter and unhappy, and if that was your goal with your writing then congrats because it really worked a treat.

The problem I have is that because this story is so dark its difficult to read, and I won't be reading any more.  For two reasons, first that its just not fun to read that much pain for me, second, I cannot see any positive way out for the characters.  Due to the depths of pain and anger and the timeframes, you cannot write a HEA that would come across as believable.

Its a brave piece of writing and an interesting place to go, but not my kinda place, so I hope you appreciate the comment is meant both honestly and kindly.



Author's Response:

Thanks, BR. It's impossible to predict the reactions of readers; I assure you, it wasn't my "goal" to upset/target you specifically- I simply relay Lady Muse's ideas. HEA (happily ever after, I presume) is a fantastical, childish concept. I couldn't write one period; however, I could sprinkle P & J and Astra with a realistic amount of happiness but that doesn't mean I will. The title is "Circles of Hell" after all.

Certain plots, pairings, etc. are unpopular, distasteful, etc., and as with every fic, the possibility exists that I will alienate readers when I cave to the muse's more unorthodox ideas; I'd much (much, much) rather lose a reader (all of them) than defy the muse.

I regret any discomfort the fic caused you but I'm positively thrilled that I wrote something that evoked feelings- even if they are negative. Lady Muse is extremely pleased.

Reviewer: BlueRose Signed
Date: 04/09/11