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Member Since: 15/05/05

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Stories by chopsticks
Nothing's Forever by chopsticks
Rated: PG 13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: With Mr. Parker, Mr. Raines, and Miss Parker out of the way and Jarod recaptured, how will Mr. Lyle deal with his newfound power? More importantly, how long will it last?

Categories: Season 4
Characters: Lyle
Classifications: Genres: Character Musing, Comedy, Drama
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 10826
Read Count: 6266
[Report This] Published: 24/05/05 Updated: 30/06/05


One Life Ends (And Another Begins) by chopsticks
Rated: PG [Reviews - 1]
Summary: In a gas station bathroom, a man becomes a monster under the watchful eye of The Centre.

Categories: Lyle
Characters: None
Classifications: Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Challenges: Drabble #58 No More Mr Nice Guy

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 493
Read Count: 1698
[Report This] Published: 25/02/06 Updated: 25/02/06


Reversal by chopsticks
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: "What goes around, comes around." No other words were uttered, for there was nothing left to say."

Categories: Season 3
Characters: Lyle, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Drama
Warnings: Warning: Character Death, Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content, Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2258
Read Count: 1781
[Report This] Published: 24/05/05 Updated: 24/05/05


Shades of Mourning by chopsticks
Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: When he lost his vision after the explosion of SL-27, he mourned.

Categories: Season 3
Characters: Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Angst
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 304
Read Count: 1549
[Report This] Published: 14/06/06 Updated: 14/06/06


Shadowed by chopsticks
Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Two people can look exactly alike, yet be completely different. Only toward the end of their lives will they realize who they truly are.

Categories: Character Musing
Characters: Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Character Musing
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 804
Read Count: 8335
[Report This] Published: 03/07/05 Updated: 03/07/05


Shattered by chopsticks
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: What does a guy have to do to lose a thumb? --Mr. Lyle ("Past Sim")

Categories: Lyle
Characters: None
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 851
Read Count: 1670
[Report This] Published: 05/11/05 Updated: 05/11/05


Retired
Sibling Rivalry Series by chopsticks
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 28]
Summary: "I believe the two of you are taking the concept of sibling rivalry to new levels." Sydney has never been more correct in his life.

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Suspence/Mystery
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 33349
Read Count: 376956
[Report This] Published: 25/05/05 Updated: 30/06/05


Silence of the Ordinary by chopsticks
Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: She knew they would end up here. They always ended up in this place.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Lyle, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: Warning: Incest/Twincest, Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1008
Read Count: 690
[Report This] Published: 13/07/05 Updated: 13/07/05


Smokescreen by chopsticks
Rated: PG starstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: He runs, she chases. It was like he never left.

Categories: Never Gone
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Challenges: Drabble #48 Never Gone

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 218
Read Count: 1467
[Report This] Published: 18/08/05 Updated: 18/08/05


Socks by chopsticks
Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Things tend to remain hidden until a little cleaning is done.

Categories: Socks
Characters: Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None
Challenges: Drabble #47 Death and/or Socks

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 202
Read Count: 1662
[Report This] Published: 18/08/05 Updated: 18/08/05


Summer by chopsticks
Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Summer is supposed to represent happiness and joy, but to her it is merely another sign of her family's oppression and their endless struggle to escape it.

Categories: Character Musing
Characters: Jarod
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Character Musing
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 922
Read Count: 903
[Report This] Published: 12/06/05 Updated: 12/06/05


Tell Me It's Not True by chopsticks
Rated: PG 13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: A smoke-filled bar is the perfect atmosphere for deep thoughts on the one you love, especially if he has just been brutally murdered by an unknown assailant.

Categories: Season 3
Characters: Miss Parker, Thomas
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Character Musing, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: Warning: Character Death

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1433
Read Count: 1646
[Report This] Published: 24/05/05 Updated: 24/05/05


The Price of Success by chopsticks
Rated: PG [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Success comes at a high cost. Most times, it is a personal one. Few are willing to go this far, but some will surrender feelings for success. Is Mr. Lyle one of them?

Categories: Season 4
Characters: Lyle, Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1122
Read Count: 1384
[Report This] Published: 24/05/05 Updated: 24/05/05


Retired
The Remainder by chopsticks
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
Summary: He's passed out on his desk by eight thirty. Another successful day. Crossover with House MD. Lyle/Cuddy, Lyle/Parker, Jarod/Parker (briefly).

Categories: Crossovers, Lyle, Post IOTH
Characters: Lyle, Miss Parker, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Character Musing, General
Warnings: Warning: Incest/Twincest, Warning: Language

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2015
Read Count: 3324
[Report This] Published: 30/08/08 Updated: 30/08/08


Thumbless in the Desert by chopsticks
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: "Before I found myself thumbless in the desert, I was Head Rat at the Cheese Factory." Mr. Lyle ("Red Rock Jarod")

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Lyle
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Character Musing, Comedy, Drama
Warnings: Warning: Character Death, Warning: Language, Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 6505
Read Count: 1100
[Report This] Published: 25/05/05 Updated: 25/05/05


Unincorporated by chopsticks
Rated: G starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Unincorporated: not organized or maintained as a legal corporation. It was how he lived his life.

Categories: Lyle
Characters: None
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 271
Read Count: 1749
[Report This] Published: 11/02/06 Updated: 11/02/06


Until We Meet Again by chopsticks
Rated: PG starstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Sometimes tragedy is the only thing that can heal a broken friendship.

Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Drama, Tragedy
Warnings: Warning: Character Death

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 595
Read Count: 1709
[Report This] Published: 24/05/05 Updated: 24/05/05


Waiting on Someday to Fall by chopsticks
Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Looking back, he figures it was all inevitable anyway. The Centre had to fall some day. Life still goes on. (Mercifully.) The Pretender/House MD crossover, Broots/Cuddy.



Categories: Crossovers, Post IOTH
Characters: Broots, Other Non-Centre Related Character
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Character Musing, Drama
Warnings: Warning: Character Death

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2023
Read Count: 2010
[Report This] Published: 29/05/09 Updated: 29/05/09


Watery Views by chopsticks
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Sometimes you find your prey in the oddest of places, and always on a bad day.

Categories: Plot? What Plot?
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy
Warnings: Warning: Language

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 632
Read Count: 1664
[Report This] Published: 25/05/05 Updated: 25/05/05


Whispers of Truth by chopsticks
Rated: G starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Miss Parker is on her deathbed, but there is one last thing she needs to say before she dies. Will she be able to speak the truth before it's too late?

Categories: Confessions
Characters: Broots, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Drama
Warnings: Warning: Character Death
Challenges: Drabble #33 Confessions

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 517
Read Count: 1681
[Report This] Published: 25/05/05 Updated: 25/05/05


Wishing for the Past by chopsticks
Rated: PG [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Miss Parker finds a photo from the past, prompting long suppressed memories of happier times to surface.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1103
Read Count: 1340
[Report This] Published: 25/05/05 Updated: 25/05/05


You Had a Gun (That You Used on Me) by chopsticks
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Lyle reflects while staring into inevitability.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Character Musing, Romance, Vignette
Warnings: Warning: Incest/Twincest, Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 655
Read Count: 1838
[Report This] Published: 20/09/05 Updated: 20/09/05