Penname: missparker87 [Contact]

Real name: Rossella

Member Since: 21/10/12

Membership status: Member

Bio:

This is Miss Roxy.


My real name is Rossella and I live in Italy. I'm 35 years old. I’m a wife and the proud mother of Andie and Ricky.


My former nickname was missparker87. I've loved The Pretender since I was 11 years old and since IOTH I've been really upset by its premature end.


Miss Parker and Jarod will always be my first OTP, that is why I write about them all the time.


You can find my tumblr blog at Isle of Carthis (all The Pretender related).


Here are my two youtube channels: yourunichase and isleofcarthis.


If you want to follow me on twitter I'm @beerok23.



Web Site: http://beerok23.tumblr.com/
Beta-reader: No
Affiliation: Pretender

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Favorite Stories


History Repeats, Love Endures by Oriana Lemke
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: A little girl at the Centre needs all the help she can get.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 26222
Read Count: 23601
[Report This] Published: 08/07/05 Updated: 08/07/05


Comments: Salvano bimba dal Centro, la riportano a madre, via insieme, lei scappa poi raggiunge di nuovo. Finale con scena dal fotografo
Honorary Mouseketeer by aldysgal
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Miss Parker smells like Pez? What will our Pretender do now?

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: General, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 5962
Read Count: 3373
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 12/05/05


Comments: Parker smells like pez
Hostile Environment by Callisto
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 17]
Summary: A very different player enters the Centre environment with an agenda all his own



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Alex, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 47214
Read Count: 89106
[Report This] Published: 08/10/05 Updated: 08/10/05


Comments: Prima parte con pretend di Jarod che aiuta moglie del riccone, poi va via e subentra Alex. recupera di notte MP in hotel con bel bacio poi fanno tipo bonnie e clyde con due poliziotti finti; insieme in rifugio e arrivano anche maggiore e fratelli - Alex gemello mp alla fine 
Hyper by krisrussel
Rated: PG starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Miss Parker is invited to a birthdayparty.

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: General, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 5879
Read Count: 2752
[Report This] Published: 11/08/07 Updated: 11/08/07


Comments: jarod dj
I Burn For You by Ginger
Rated: R starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Set a few months after "Island of the Haunted," Miss Parker has some explaining to do about a recent abduction.

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 6538
Read Count: 29062
[Report This] Published: 09/05/05 Updated: 09/05/05


Comments: J la rapisce e convince, fanno L'amore e lei poi chiamata in commissione al centro per rapimento - dialoghi ironici con lyle
I Never Noticed by Nicky
Rated: G starstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Thoughts on Miss Parker from an interesting and surprising point of view. I can't tell you who it is, or else it would give everything away!

Categories: Season 3
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1154
Read Count: 2067
[Report This] Published: 18/05/05 Updated: 18/05/05


Comments: Mp coma, j la va a trovare e Lyle osserva e capisce tante cose. Breve e carina
I Would Remember Something Like That by Ginger
Rated: R starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: What this one lacks in plot, it more than makes up for in body glitter!

Categories: Plot? What Plot?
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 12271
Read Count: 5362
[Report This] Published: 09/05/05 Updated: 09/05/05


Comments: J va in locale cercando Ethan e trova MP lap dancer. Serata di passione con lap dance e poi finale divertente con lui che scopre come ha svolto il suo primo pretend. Fantastica :)
Retired
I'll Be Seeing You by Melanie Anne
Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: No one ever really dies at the Centre. Someone from Jarod's past is back, and knows exactly how to hurt him. Post-IOTH. Character death.

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Alex, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: Warning: Character Death

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 4731
Read Count: 4039
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 12/05/05


Comments: sepolta viva
I'm Keeping the Bunny: A Pretender Christmas Story by Ginger
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary: An unapologetically sappy holiday shipper fic and my first crack at a hurt-comfort story.

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 6453
Read Count: 3468
[Report This] Published: 09/05/05 Updated: 09/05/05


Comments: Incidente parker, va lì e le regala coniglio 
In Dreams by LK Lamar
Rated: PG starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Miss Parker gets a taste of being the hunted.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 10408
Read Count: 2503
[Report This] Published: 19/08/05 Updated: 19/08/05


Comments: sogni in stile fiaba con attentato a mp e jarod che l'aiuta a scoprire lyle 
In Pieces by Mirage
Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 59]
Summary:

In Pieces.

 



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Baby Parker, Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Other Centre Character, Sydney, The Clone
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: Warning: Character Death, Warning: Language, Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 22097
Read Count: 20475
[Report This] Published: 27/09/08 Updated: 20/12/08


Comments: Clone invecchiamento precoce - parker salva margaret poi rapita da lyle - J e Sydney la salvano - ospedale un po' poi ben padre mp - alla fine arrivo Ethan e J per natale :) 
In Someone Else's Shoes by Kristin A
Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Jarod convinces Miss Parker and Sydney to take part in one of his Pretends, and it forces Miss Parker to realize something about herself

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 42912
Read Count: 4739
[Report This] Published: 09/08/05 Updated: 09/08/05


Comments: Bambina Angel e abusi padre
Inner (Non)Sense by Melanie Anne
Rated: PG starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Someone's playing matchmaker.... Please R&R

Categories: Post Season 4
Characters: Ethan, Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1332
Read Count: 3620
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 12/05/05


Comments: Ethan finto annuncio fidanzamento, lei e J in Maine da Ben e si baciano con scena neo ;)
Invitations by Phenyx
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 12]
Summary: none given

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Jarod's Family, Miss Parker, Zoe
Classifications: Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 15639
Read Count: 19433
[Report This] Published: 29/04/05 Updated: 29/04/05


Comments: Zoe wedding - j e mp insieme dopo matrimonio - incidente alla fine, tutto ok
Is it really over? by krisrussel
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Mister Parker appears out of the blue again after his jump out of the airplane after Carthis. The first thing he does is send Miss Parker on a vacation.

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 15276
Read Count: 3214
[Report This] Published: 30/10/06 Updated: 30/10/06


Comments: Casa rinnovata a LA - mike con figlia rose - mr. Parker buono - J coma poi sposati
Jamais 2 miracles sans trois by Andy56
Rated: R starstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: - Le jour de Noël, Jarod a une demande à faire à Parker, mais la personne la plus surprise par la tournure des évènements ne sera pas forcément celle que l'on pensât

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 10763
Read Count: 14032
[Report This] Published: 19/05/05 Updated: 19/05/05


Comments: scritta in francese, salvataggio bimba, natale e pattinaggio
Jingle phone-bells by Manoline
Rated: G starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 16]
Summary: It's Christmas and Miss Parker's neighbor is getting on her nervs. Then she gets a phone call from an old friend.

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2921
Read Count: 4613
[Report This] Published: 25/12/06 Updated: 01/01/07


Comments: Luci di natale :)
Retired
Kiss Me by Oriana Lemke
Rated: PG starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Whatever it takes.

Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 10202
Read Count: 18394
[Report This] Published: 08/07/05 Updated: 08/07/05


Comments: Angeli catherine e kyle e J-mp molte vite - qui hanno nuova vita per conoscersi e sposarsi come dottori amici da dieci anni. Divertente e originale
Knowing by Ginger
Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Sometimes it's enough

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Character Death

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2253
Read Count: 3039
[Report This] Published: 15/08/05 Updated: 15/08/05


Comments: Presupposto di morte Syd con lei che gli porta scatola metallica con i suoi effetti di J. Notte insieme e confessione di amore, breve ma bellissima
La Dolce Vita by Ginger
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Miss Parker takes a holiday in Sicily, Italy, and is not entirely surprised when her peace and quiet is interrupted by a mysterious letter...

Categories: Plot? What Plot?
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 9863
Read Count: 5660
[Report This] Published: 09/05/05 Updated: 09/05/05


Comments: La dolce vita in SiciliaSicilia
Land of Enchantment by Ginger
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 23]
Summary: When our story opens, Jarod and Zoe are finally enjoying the vacation they were planning at the beginning of 'The Inner Sense' and, by all appearances, it's going swimmingly. Well, it was anyway, until...

Categories: Post Season 4
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Zoe
Classifications: Genres: General, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 60541
Read Count: 28449
[Report This] Published: 04/05/05 Updated: 04/05/05


Comments: All'inizio jarod in vacanza con Zoe e arriva anche parker - Zoe se ne va dopo caduta in piscina :) - lui la porta via e vanno in campagna con famiglie e animali. Si mettono insieme e stanno settimana teneri - scene belle di amore tenero e picnic sotto stelle - lei torna e alla fine arriva foto di Ethan con sam (barista) che ha fatto accendere miccia  
Last Chance by Eveylin
Rated: PG starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Their plan was perfect, fool proof, and evil. Miss Parker just had to warn him; to give him one last chance to escape.

Categories: Post Season 4
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 7822
Read Count: 6490
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 12/05/05


Comments: Jarod screditato con tv, poi Q&A seduti insieme, jarod porta dsa in tv e cambia tutto, centro fatto cadere e lui e MP insieme alla fine
Life Uncommon by Callisto
Rated: PG starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Miss Parker finally gets out of her prison.

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Baby Parker, Ethan, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Raines, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 34314
Read Count: 9913
[Report This] Published: 08/10/05 Updated: 08/10/05


Comments: Madchen - parker scappa, J e Ethan la trovano insieme - uniti - famiglia, sposati con caduta centro finale  
Look me straight into my eyes by krisrussel
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 10]
Summary: Parker tracks Jarod down to drag him back to The Centre. Of course he refuses because he wants to finish his current pretend. Parker doesn't want to lose him out of her sight now, so she reluctantly agrees to join the pretend.

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: All the characters, Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 32285
Read Count: 4640
[Report This] Published: 15/12/06 Updated: 15/12/06


Comments: Bambine e Maggiore che va via
Lost Times by Gemini M
Rated: G starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Sometimes you dont realize what you have until you lose it.

Categories: Post Pretender 2001
Characters: Jarod
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3765
Read Count: 2149
[Report This] Published: 14/05/05 Updated: 14/05/05


Comments: Mp morta e J va da Sydney a recuperare rapporto padre-figlio, poi si sveglia mattina ed era un sogno, lei ancora viva...