Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Suspence/Mystery
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 33349
Read Count: 377062
Cleaning up SIS and the mess Raines and Sydney made since 1993 when I graduated from University.
I'm part British, part Italian, a full-time editor with two magazines and former journalist with a newspaper.
I've won several web awards and citations including fanfic in 1999 and 2001.
I've been a fan of TP since 1998.
I have beta read for hundreds of authors.
I am an honest reviewer. If you ask for reviews, if you claim that you don't mind if I "think your story is terrible" or "please be honest and tell me what you think", then you shouldn't cry when I tell you the truth. ;)
When you only have one consistent reviewer, you might not get the proper feedback you need. Being honest isn't the same as being mean.
Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. LOL omg.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker Signedlol hurts to be on the cutting edge...
Reviewer: The Miss Parker Signedlol AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
I AM ACQUADEXTROUS. I do this all the time. So thanks. Incredible stuff. I wish there were more of this to read.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedI was hoping he would stay with her a little bit. I understand why he didn't.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedOi! I'll forgive you for that ending. It was still nice to read and so exciting. I read with my heart up in my mouth. You are a good storyteller. From one wicked witch to another.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedI'm going to get that Jarod yet for this. Seriously your story is great!
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedLyle is disgusting enough to do this!!!
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedThat labrat is so sneaky. Good job!
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedGood! You need more chapters.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedUpdate please. I love your name too. I think Miss Parker would be Melody but I hate when authors give her a name...lol. This is really good. I want more.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedJust feeling a little hot I love it!
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedI like and favorited your story. ;)
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedI can't see Lyle as anything but a monster, but I like the concept and you write well. You are good storyteller and you kept the characters in character.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedIt's a shame that this isn't finished.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedYou killed Miss Parker didn't you? It was so splendidly written that I will forgive you for killing her! I've always hated Lyle. You did a great job bringing this all together in so few words and just the right words too.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedNice one, Julie. It's great to revisist the oldies and goodies.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedSad poem but there is beauty in it and I do think your words tell my life. :) ;)
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedYippeeyee. You are a fellow Ice Queen. I read your story a long time ago. It wasn't at Pretender.de and I can't remember where I read you. So...I'm starting here by reading everything by anyone named Miss Parker, Coldqueen, Icequeen or Angel. ;) I'm a huge Miss Parker fan and a hopeless shipper for MPJR! Your story is really good! I feel like it's my birthday too! I think the first time would hurt. I love Jarod so much and I think he would be so gentle with her. I have been reading TP ff since 2001 and just came back and so far every ff author thinks the first time won't hurt just because it's that sexy man having his sex. That is the only thing I don't agree on with you. It's romantic and sweet.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedWhat if the makers decide to make a 5th and final season. Would this be it...? The answer to all the questions? Every chapter is an episode.
English isn't my first language, so please forgive my grammar.
This is good. There are some errors but not so many that it interfered with the story. The previous reviewer meant that the errors made your story too hard to read. The reader shouldn't have to struggle. I didn't struggle that much. Some authors are so bad I had to abandone their stories. I like this. It took a while to read and the paragraphs are still in large chunks but your story is good. Congratulations!!!
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedYou took a line and did some great exploration with it. I want Miss Parker to be with Jarod but I think she was happy with Thomas. As a smoker trying to quit you got it all right. Good job with the writing and keeping things in structure.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedRetribution goes awry when Jarod inadvertently kills a man. (Story in English)
Off for the holidays and came here first and was so pleased to see you here! I love this story and the ending was beautiful. I LOVE LOVE LOVE that in this last chapter Parker put her stamp of approval on Jarod's crime in the first chapter. I freaking HATE rapists and I can tell you don't like them much either.... the alligators tearing one apart gave you away lol. I think you are one of those people who write to try to understand but I remember that in Forces Of Nature, you the narrator said Parker couldn't possibly understand something (her father thinking men will commit rape & incest given enough incentive) that no sane person could understand. But still we try because we want to stop those things from happening and we think if we understand it we can cure it. But some days when the ugliness is too much we think screw it, it's easier to feed them to alligators... Anyway just random thoughts. Thanks for not having them so cheesy... you do a good job with bringing them closer in a way that is realistic and in keeping with the original tv series and I can't tell you how much I appreciate that because I don't have a talent for writing. You do and I hope you'll share it with us forever. Congrats on completing another bloody fantastic story.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedTwincest. With a twist!
Holy shit! No one has ever written my namesake/Jarod incest twincest. I love that idea. Please add some more to this.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedWhen Jarod and his clone are presumed dead and further cloning attempts prove futile, Raines is determined to find another way. He finds it in Dry River, Arizona.
Color me freaking elated.
Just watched your story! The hour went like a train and I got logged out lol. You have that special quality the best writers have. Be still my heart; my namesake and other characters are written truthfully and fleshly. Bonus points for plausibility and originality. The words and writing are your own and you know how to use them. You wrote a multichapter story that holds my attention for 10 chapters and left me craviing more. WIN! I like the Pretender novels but I dare to say that I like your writing better. I can't believe you don't use a beta. Miss Parker thinks you are lying about that. Which is it his or her? You have to write a bio! Write a bio and then update this story!
Well thanks, The Miss Parker. Feel free to make inquiries; there is no beta, just my own futilte attempts to correct myself as I type (with an evil word processing program that plots against me). I'm not worhty of beta's time. His or her? Huh?
Oh, no. I cannot, and will not, write a bio.
I will eventually udpate this; I'm trying to rotate the stories out so that no one fic goes ignored for too long. I'm failing miserably. Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedWOW! Ok the thing I love most about your stories is they don't stall or bog down ever and that you keep the characters exactly in character and it's all plausible. I just read this entire story and then noticed the chapter title Traffic and how it ties in with the first chapter where JR's mother sees that the town is uncluttered by traffic. The theme here is missing children, beginning with JR...who is the reason Jarod came back. MY GOD! Mirage you are a genius. I just love reading you. I want more. Right Now. Please?
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