Disclaimer:

“The Pretender” and its characters don’t belong to me they belong to TNT and NBC and are being used without permission. Please don’t sue because I have no money.

 

“The Twelve Days Of Christmas” lyrics and song don’t belong to me they belong to their creator and is being used without permission. Please don’t sue because I have no money.

 

Author’s Note: I thought that I’d do a Twelve Days of Christmas kind of pretender style.

 

 

Twelve

 

On the first day of Christmas

Jarod gave to me . . .

A cartridge in a pear tree!

On the second day of Christmas

Jarod gave to me . . .

Two Smith and Wesson’s

And a cartridge in a pear tree!

On the third day of Christmas

Jarod gave to me . . .

Three pez dispensers

Two Smith and Wesson’s

On the fourth day of Christmas

Jarod gave to me . . .

Four callings at 2 am

Three pez dispensers

Two Smith and Wesson’s

And a cartridge in a pear tree!

On the fifth day of Christmas

Jarod gave to me . . .

Five of my Mothers rings!

Four callings at 2 am

Three pez dispensers

Two Smith and Wesson’s

And a cartridge in a pear tree!

On the sixth day of Christmas

Jarod gave to me . . .

Six donuts for eating

Five of my Mothers rings!

Four callings at 2 am

Three pez dispensers

Two Smith and Wesson’s

And a cartridge in a pear tree!

On the seventh day of Christmas

Jarod gave to me . . .

Seven rabbits for cuddling

Six donuts for eating

Five of my Mothers rings!

Four callings at 2 am

Three pez dispensers

Two Smith and Wesson’s

And a cartridge in a pear tree!

On the eighth day of Christmas

Jarod gave to me . . .

Eight presents for opening

Seven rabbits for cuddling

Six donuts for eating

Five of my Mothers rings!

Four callings at 2 am

Three pez dispensers

Two Smith and Wesson’s

And a cartridge in a pear tree!

On the ninth day of Christmas

Jarod gave to me . . .

Nine Angels glowing

Eight presents for opening

Seven rabbits for cuddling

Six donuts for eating

Five of my Mothers rings!

Four callings at 2 am

Three pez dispensers

Two Smith and Wesson’s

And a cartridge in a pear tree!

On the tenth day of Christmas

Jarod gave to me . . .

Ten clues for tracing

Nine Angels glowing

Eight presents for opening

Seven rabbits for cuddling

Six donuts for eating

Five of my Mothers rings!

Four callings at 2 am

Three pez dispensers

Two Smith and Wesson’s

And a cartridge in a pear tree!

On the eleventh day of Christmas

Jarod gave to me . . .

Eleven cleaners cleaning

Ten clues for tracing

Nine Angels glowing

Eight presents for opening

Seven rabbits for cuddling

Six donuts for eating

Five of my Mothers rings!

Four callings at 2 am

Three pez dispensers

Two Smith and Wesson’s

And a cartridge in a pear tree!

On the twelfth day of Christmas

Jarod gave to me . . .

Twelve sweepers sweeping

Eleven cleaners cleaning

Ten clues for tracing

Nine Angels glowing

Eight presents for opening

Seven rabbits for cuddling

Six donuts for eating

Five of my Mothers rings

Four callings at 2 am

Three pez dispensers

Two Smith and Wesson’s

And a cartridge in a pear tree!

The End