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Summary: Jarod returns to New Orleans, site of "Jarod's Honor" (the hitman episode--first shown 5/3/97) when someone escapes the justice he had previously planned. It seems like a simple mission, but he doesn't count on the unpredictability of human nature and Murphy's Law. Meanwhile, he discovers hobbits, outhouses, voodoo and that wonder of life: home-baked pie.

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Jarod, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 18434
Read Count: 754
[Report This] Published: 05/06/05 Updated: 05/06/05


Summary: Jarod's streak of bad luck continues, as Miss Parker not only captures him but inducts him into the Mile High Club quite against his wishes--or so he later claims. And a further encounter between them is "caught on tape" by Broots, causing very mixed emotions. In fact, suddenly everybody at the Centre seems to be watching tapes of everyone else. And when Jarod is mysteriously removed from the Centre things get even worse--and who could possibly come to his rescue?

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 29995
Read Count: 2548
[Report This] Published: 05/06/05 Updated: 05/06/05


Summary: Jarod takes on a corrupt record company executive in order to solve the mysterious "suicide" of a gifted young musician, and, when he pretends to be a record producer, turns a very good friend into a rock star. Meanwhile, he discovers retro-Hippie buses, wet tee shirt contests, baseball and the joys of male bonding.

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Jarod, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 27590
Read Count: 1083
[Report This] Published: 05/06/05 Updated: 05/06/05


Summary: Trying to answer the questions surrounding the death of a child turns out to be more complicated than Jarod anticipates, but pretending to be a Scotland Yard Inspector turns out to be easier. Along the way he discovers British import TV, Barbie and cybersex.

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Brigitte, Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 19166
Read Count: 805
[Report This] Published: 06/06/05 Updated: 06/06/05


Summary: It's nearly Christmas, and Jarod's version of "decking the halls" is causing problems as he

goes after both a corrupt hospital and an obsessed fan who is cyber-stalking a rock star. Along the way, he discovers animatronic Christmas figures, even as Miss Parker finds a new way to set up a meeting and Broots has a very spooky close encounter.

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 16659
Read Count: 813
[Report This] Published: 06/06/05 Updated: 06/06/05


Summary: While on the trail of a vicious poacher in the snows of deep winter, Jarod pretends to be both a wildlife biologist--and a bear! So it seems fitting that he discovers Winnie-the-Pooh. Meanwhile, he's plagued by women who keep showing up at the wrong time and wrong place and wanting--seemingly--all the wrong things from him.

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Brigitte, Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 18274
Read Count: 874
[Report This] Published: 06/06/05 Updated: 06/06/05


Summary: When someone starts pretending to be Jarod--but with a disturbingly homicidal twist--he becomes convinced it's his brother, Kyle. But the psychic connection this 'pretender' has with Jarod proves enticing to the Centre, as well. Meanwhile, Jarod discovers ice skating--and ice hockey--and instant whipped cream, which he uses in a distinctly unintended manner.

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 17472
Read Count: 862
[Report This] Published: 06/06/05 Updated: 06/06/05


Summary: Confused and frustrated by a witness to a brutal crime who will not come forward, Jarod uses a friend to try to persuade her to help the police. Along the way he finds out how people can become divided along gender and sexual preference lines, as well as discovering that timeless debate: Ginger, or MaryAnn?

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Jarod, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 19727
Read Count: 1619
[Report This] Published: 06/06/05 Updated: 06/06/05


Summary: A slight misjudgment results in Jarod becoming the helpless prisoner of a dangerous psychopath

who is also a product of the Centre. A rescue effort is mounted by an unlikely team of temporary allies, but Jarod has to save his own life by pretending things he never imagined before he explored the closed little hidden society of bondage and domination aficionados.

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Mr Parker
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content, Warning: Slash

Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 19890
Read Count: 1876
[Report This] Published: 06/06/05 Updated: 06/06/05


Summary: Plagued by vivid nightmares and fighting the lingering affects of his injuries, Jarod sets out to discover the truth about a close friend's death, which leads him inexorably toward the Centre--and Miss Parker--once again.

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 27897
Read Count: 1281
[Report This] Published: 07/06/05 Updated: 07/06/05


Summary: Jarod takes over after the director of a summer stock production of Shakespeare's 'Romeo and Juliet' dies mysteriously, and he creates an alternate version of the play that more closely suits his own vision of love, lust and life. Meanwhile, he's frustrated by Miss Parker's refusal to act out the balcony scene the way he wants her to.

Categories: Season 3
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 11003
Read Count: 812
[Report This] Published: 07/06/05 Updated: 07/06/05


Summary: Jarod joins a band of Civil War re-enactors in order to catch a killer, but has he gone too deep undercover this time? As the ghosts of Gettysburg seem to welcome him into their bloody past, it starts to look that way. Meanwhile, decisions have to be made about the two women in his life.

Categories: Season 3
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 12031
Read Count: 714
[Report This] Published: 07/06/05 Updated: 07/06/05


Summary: All hell breaks loose when Jarod's erotic fantasies conflict with both Miss Parker's growing affection for him and a very witchy woman's prior claims on his libido, leading to both a lesson about 'a woman scorned' and a surprising ending.

Categories: Season 3
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 17978
Read Count: 1377
[Report This] Published: 07/06/05 Updated: 07/06/05


Summary: This is a story about the Virtual Gar we played with at Snowy's Lounge Yahoo Club 'back in the day'. Ana would never let us play with him for long so I borrowed him for a little while. He came back in one piece though hehehe

First part was written by myself and the second was written by Sarah in response to it.

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Other Centre Character
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1379
Read Count: 2918
[Report This] Published: 24/04/05 Updated: 24/04/05


Summary: Based on the title, you already know how this is going to end, but you can come along for the ride if you like. Jarod and Ms. Parker live the storyline of Romeo and Juliet. In play format. Act 1 Scene 2

Categories: During The Series
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 3410
Read Count: 2045
[Report This] Published: 25/08/05 Updated: 25/08/05


Summary: An unexpected meeting. Sequel to Paper Snowflakes, To Dance In An English Garden and A Night To Remember.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney, Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Angst, General, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: Enigma Lovers Series
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 13937
Read Count: 137195
[Report This] Published: 09/07/05 Updated: 09/07/05


Summary: Julia's little secret is revealed. After all, how can anyone work at the Centre if they don't have a dark past?

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 2083
Read Count: 2334
[Report This] Published: 27/11/05 Updated: 27/11/05


The Truth by AlienAdele
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Jarod finds out that he has a sister in Roswell.

Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Angst
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 6598
Read Count: 4851
[Report This] Published: 23/09/05 Updated: 23/09/05


The Truth Hurts by NR Levy
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 10]
Summary: Written for Pretender 2001 Movie - Challenge and turned into a round robin





Please note, this round robin is closed and not accepting new chapters except from the original author.

Categories: Round Robins
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 96377
Read Count: 168836
[Report This] Published: 19/09/05 Updated: 21/09/05


Summary:

Musing on what Parkers justifications were for walking away from Jarod on Carthis. 

 



Categories: Character Musing
Characters: Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Character Musing
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 385
Read Count: 5617
[Report This] Published: 15/08/11 Updated: 16/08/11


Summary: A reason for Jarod to stay....

Categories: Season 3
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Drama, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 1168
Read Count: 2291
[Report This] Published: 17/11/05 Updated: 17/11/05


The Unthinkable by leochick
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Debbie has been kidnapped. The only way for Broots to get her back is to murder Miss Parker. How will it all turn out? FINISHED!



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Drama, Suspence/Mystery
Warnings: Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 52941
Read Count: 185576
[Report This] Published: 17/05/05 Updated: 17/05/05


The Visit by MMB
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Miss Parker receives a visitor on a sad anniversary, and an offer of a fresh start.

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Miss Parker, Original Character, Other Centre Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Angst
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 77325
Read Count: 83768
[Report This] Published: 07/05/05 Updated: 07/05/05


Summary: Written for the 'X-files'-challenge on Pretender100. 101 and 115 words

Categories: X-Files Titles
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None
Challenges: Drabble #60 X-Files Titles

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 222
Read Count: 2101
[Report This] Published: 06/03/07 Updated: 06/03/07


The Weak Prey by Southern Belle
Rated: NC 18 starstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The Centre has a new plan



Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2208
Read Count: 1133
[Report This] Published: 23/05/05 Updated: 23/05/05