Penname: Witch1

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Member Since: 01/06/05

Membership status: Member

Bio: This writer has been lost in pursuit from the Centre. Any information on their whereabouts will help them find refuge.
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Stories by Witch1
Stranger Jarod by Witch1
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Witch1 gives her own unique twist on the episode RANGER JAROD

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General, Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2762
Read Count: 665
[Report This] Published: 01/06/05 Updated: 01/06/05


The Kinky One by Witch1
Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Jarod finds The Kinky One in this spoof of the Kinks' Lola

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1310
Read Count: 242
[Report This] Published: 01/06/05 Updated: 01/06/05


Summary: Cross The Pretender with Melrose Place, X-Files and 90102 and what do you get?

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2708
Read Count: 266
[Report This] Published: 01/06/05 Updated: 01/06/05


Summary: A homicide investigation in Philadelphia is complicated when Jarod meets a beautiful psychic who wants to be much more than just friends. Along the way, he discovers alcohol, Out of Body experiences and sex, although not necessarily in that order of importance.

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Jarod, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 11474
Read Count: 914
[Report This] Published: 04/06/05 Updated: 04/06/05


Summary: When the Centre abducts a new young Pretender to replace Jarod, his rescue efforts hit an unexpected snag. Along the way he discovers fast cars, fast food, loud music, vanity license plates and yet more of the joys of a serious testosterone buzz.

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 10300
Read Count: 737
[Report This] Published: 04/06/05 Updated: 04/06/05


Summary: The New York City club scene hides a monstrous killer and while in pursuit Jarod discovers garter belts, jello shots and body piercing. Meanwhile, Broots ponders the inequities of life and Miss Parker finds a soul mate.

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 13182
Read Count: 798
[Report This] Published: 04/06/05 Updated: 04/06/05


Summary: The fog-draped Northern California coast line is the setting for a supernatural mystery that Jarod can't solve with logic alone. He finds time, however, to discover--and develop a serious addiction to--the Victoria's Secret catalog.

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 13325
Read Count: 688
[Report This] Published: 04/06/05 Updated: 04/06/05


Summary: Struggling with the temptation to take revenge for a personal betrayal, Jarod tests whether he can forget one woman in the arms of others--lots of others! Meanwhile, he gets hooked on the intriguing perplexities of The X Files. (No--this isn't cross-over fiction, he's actually watching a bit too much TV!)

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 16066
Read Count: 1841
[Report This] Published: 04/06/05 Updated: 04/06/05


Summary: Can one killer be in two places at once? As Jarod tries to answer this question he confronts an unlikely cult leader who claims to know a great deal about his past. Meanwhile, he explores the joys of regional food obsessions, including that Seattle/latte thing and two southern classics: Moon Pie and R.C. Cola.

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 13238
Read Count: 587
[Report This] Published: 04/06/05 Updated: 04/06/05


Summary: Miss Parker is trapped with a most unlikely companion and Jarod is distracted during his attempt to find them by the unexpected return of a face (and a body!) from his past. Meanwhile, we find out a lot more about how "The Third Highway" functions and Broots gets to be a stand-up guy.

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 22744
Read Count: 866
[Report This] Published: 04/06/05 Updated: 04/06/05


Summary: Jarod returns to New Orleans, site of "Jarod's Honor" (the hitman episode--first shown 5/3/97) when someone escapes the justice he had previously planned. It seems like a simple mission, but he doesn't count on the unpredictability of human nature and Murphy's Law. Meanwhile, he discovers hobbits, outhouses, voodoo and that wonder of life: home-baked pie.

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Jarod, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 18434
Read Count: 517
[Report This] Published: 05/06/05 Updated: 05/06/05


Summary: Jarod's streak of bad luck continues, as Miss Parker not only captures him but inducts him into the Mile High Club quite against his wishes--or so he later claims. And a further encounter between them is "caught on tape" by Broots, causing very mixed emotions. In fact, suddenly everybody at the Centre seems to be watching tapes of everyone else. And when Jarod is mysteriously removed from the Centre things get even worse--and who could possibly come to his rescue?

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 29995
Read Count: 1765
[Report This] Published: 05/06/05 Updated: 05/06/05


Summary: Jarod takes on a corrupt record company executive in order to solve the mysterious "suicide" of a gifted young musician, and, when he pretends to be a record producer, turns a very good friend into a rock star. Meanwhile, he discovers retro-Hippie buses, wet tee shirt contests, baseball and the joys of male bonding.

Categories: Season 1
Characters: Jarod, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 27590
Read Count: 775
[Report This] Published: 05/06/05 Updated: 05/06/05


Summary: Trying to answer the questions surrounding the death of a child turns out to be more complicated than Jarod anticipates, but pretending to be a Scotland Yard Inspector turns out to be easier. Along the way he discovers British import TV, Barbie and cybersex.

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Brigitte, Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 19166
Read Count: 561
[Report This] Published: 06/06/05 Updated: 06/06/05


Summary: It's nearly Christmas, and Jarod's version of "decking the halls" is causing problems as he

goes after both a corrupt hospital and an obsessed fan who is cyber-stalking a rock star. Along the way, he discovers animatronic Christmas figures, even as Miss Parker finds a new way to set up a meeting and Broots has a very spooky close encounter.

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 16659
Read Count: 438
[Report This] Published: 06/06/05 Updated: 06/06/05


Summary: While on the trail of a vicious poacher in the snows of deep winter, Jarod pretends to be both a wildlife biologist--and a bear! So it seems fitting that he discovers Winnie-the-Pooh. Meanwhile, he's plagued by women who keep showing up at the wrong time and wrong place and wanting--seemingly--all the wrong things from him.

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Brigitte, Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 18274
Read Count: 604
[Report This] Published: 06/06/05 Updated: 06/06/05


Summary: When someone starts pretending to be Jarod--but with a disturbingly homicidal twist--he becomes convinced it's his brother, Kyle. But the psychic connection this 'pretender' has with Jarod proves enticing to the Centre, as well. Meanwhile, Jarod discovers ice skating--and ice hockey--and instant whipped cream, which he uses in a distinctly unintended manner.

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 17472
Read Count: 545
[Report This] Published: 06/06/05 Updated: 06/06/05


Summary: Confused and frustrated by a witness to a brutal crime who will not come forward, Jarod uses a friend to try to persuade her to help the police. Along the way he finds out how people can become divided along gender and sexual preference lines, as well as discovering that timeless debate: Ginger, or MaryAnn?

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Jarod, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 19727
Read Count: 1191
[Report This] Published: 06/06/05 Updated: 06/06/05


Summary: A slight misjudgment results in Jarod becoming the helpless prisoner of a dangerous psychopath

who is also a product of the Centre. A rescue effort is mounted by an unlikely team of temporary allies, but Jarod has to save his own life by pretending things he never imagined before he explored the closed little hidden society of bondage and domination aficionados.

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Mr Parker
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content, Warning: Slash

Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 19890
Read Count: 1263
[Report This] Published: 06/06/05 Updated: 06/06/05


Summary: Plagued by vivid nightmares and fighting the lingering affects of his injuries, Jarod sets out to discover the truth about a close friend's death, which leads him inexorably toward the Centre--and Miss Parker--once again.

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 27897
Read Count: 873
[Report This] Published: 07/06/05 Updated: 07/06/05


Summary: Jarod takes over after the director of a summer stock production of Shakespeare's 'Romeo and Juliet' dies mysteriously, and he creates an alternate version of the play that more closely suits his own vision of love, lust and life. Meanwhile, he's frustrated by Miss Parker's refusal to act out the balcony scene the way he wants her to.

Categories: Season 3
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 11003
Read Count: 618
[Report This] Published: 07/06/05 Updated: 07/06/05


Summary: Jarod joins a band of Civil War re-enactors in order to catch a killer, but has he gone too deep undercover this time? As the ghosts of Gettysburg seem to welcome him into their bloody past, it starts to look that way. Meanwhile, decisions have to be made about the two women in his life.

Categories: Season 3
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 12031
Read Count: 515
[Report This] Published: 07/06/05 Updated: 07/06/05


Summary: All hell breaks loose when Jarod's erotic fantasies conflict with both Miss Parker's growing affection for him and a very witchy woman's prior claims on his libido, leading to both a lesson about 'a woman scorned' and a surprising ending.

Categories: Season 3
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 17978
Read Count: 1031
[Report This] Published: 07/06/05 Updated: 07/06/05