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Stories
Summary: A short little humor piece that I wrote for the NewsGroupies in alt.tv.pretender. Miss Parker finds something on television that makes her wonder about Lyle.

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 643
Read Count: 1193
[Report This] Published: 29/08/05 Updated: 29/08/05



Summary: Jarod encounters something that most Americans experience every six months: the dentist!

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2142
Read Count: 2511
[Report This] Published: 23/05/05 Updated: 23/05/05



After Hours by chopsticks
Rated: G starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Broots overhears something after hours that he shouldn't, and winds up in a predicament he could never imagine!

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Broots, Lyle, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 996
Read Count: 805
[Report This] Published: 23/05/05 Updated: 23/05/05



Alternate Theories by Ally
Rated: PG starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary: a alternate pretender payback

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Brigitte, Broots, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2425
Read Count: 791
[Report This] Published: 17/06/05 Updated: 17/06/05



Summary: What if the Centre isn't what it really seems to be? ;)

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Mr Raines
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Smut
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1522
Read Count: 874
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 12/05/05



Summary: Sequel to "Damn 'puter"...

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 842
Read Count: 617
[Report This] Published: 28/04/05 Updated: 28/04/05



Curiosity by Chris
Rated: G starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: response to the weekly challenge: YOU'RE WORKING AT THE CENTRE. BROOTS HANDS YOU A PIECE OF PAPER AND A DISK. ON THE NOTE THERE ARE SEVERAL NUMBERS AND SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE SL-20. YOU PUT THE DISK IN YOUR COMPUTER. WHAT HAPPENS?


Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: None
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 974
Read Count: 604
[Report This] Published: 19/09/06 Updated: 19/09/06



Damn 'puter by Chris
Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: inside my computer mysterious voices can be heard.... The story contains of speech without any explanation around it. Might be hard to read...

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 727
Read Count: 622
[Report This] Published: 28/04/05 Updated: 28/04/05



Dirty Closets by csievers
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Parody of the epsidoes. I thought it was on the line between PG and PG-13, but just to be safe.... As much as I enjoy the Pretender, I'm not a die-hard fan, nor am I a writer, but when I thought of this I had to write it down.

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1966
Read Count: 844
[Report This] Published: 05/07/05 Updated: 05/07/05



DMV Series by Sarah
Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Silly, something that came to me while watching TV. See what can happen when you eat too much junk food and fall asleep in front of the tube???

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1546
Read Count: 2112
[Report This] Published: 29/08/05 Updated: 29/08/05



Summary: Miss Parker and Jarod have kiddies and they're a family and please don't take this seriously.

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 438
Read Count: 901
[Report This] Published: 27/07/05 Updated: 27/07/05



Summary: A fairy tale read to a certain Pretender just has to be easy, right?

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 599
Read Count: 663
[Report This] Published: 23/05/05 Updated: 23/05/05



Go Fish by The Lurker
Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Miss Parker tries to solve the mystery of an April Fool's gag....

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1296
Read Count: 292
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 12/05/05



Summary: If You Give a Pretender a Twinkie-- A Parody. Response to the "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" Challenge.

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 566
Read Count: 579
[Report This] Published: 07/06/05 Updated: 07/06/05



In vino veritas? by Chris
Rated: G starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Many people at Parker's house, many bottles of wine and revelation after revelation about everybody's past, present and future...

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 3126
Read Count: 785
[Report This] Published: 23/02/07 Updated: 23/02/07



Summary: Jarod discovers the joy of t-shirts

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1278
Read Count: 244
[Report This] Published: 13/06/05 Updated: 13/06/05



Summary:

Baby Parker is a lot of trouble.



Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Baby Parker, Broots, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Raines, Sam
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: The Alphabet Series
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 594
Read Count: 727
[Report This] Published: 29/12/08 Updated: 29/12/08



Summary: there's a bomb in the basement what are the fab four going to do?

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 683
Read Count: 633
[Report This] Published: 10/05/05 Updated: 10/05/05



Summary:

Sydney remembers the days of his youth, when Jarod and Miss Parker were still young.



Categories: Character Musing, Spoofs / Parodies, Plot? What Plot?
Characters: Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: The Alphabet Series
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 206
Read Count: 529
[Report This] Published: 13/01/09 Updated: 13/01/09



Neopets on Parade by 24
Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Jarod fnds out about Neopets. Another response to a challenge.





Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1129
Read Count: 568
[Report This] Published: 20/05/05 Updated: 20/05/05



Summary: The Pretender becomes a fairy tale..

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Angelo, Brigitte, Broots, Jarod, Kyle, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Mr Raines, Other Centre Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 841
Read Count: 749
[Report This] Published: 17/05/05 Updated: 17/05/05



Reality Check! by Leah
Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Miss Parker has a run in with the Twilight Zone as Jarod shows her things aren't always what they seem

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Sam
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1274
Read Count: 684
[Report This] Published: 17/05/05 Updated: 17/05/05



Retired
Summary: "I believe the two of you are taking the concept of sibling rivalry to new levels." Sydney has never been more correct in his life.

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Suspence/Mystery
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 33349
Read Count: 14311
[Report This] Published: 25/05/05 Updated: 29/06/05



Stranger Jarod by Witch1
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Witch1 gives her own unique twist on the episode RANGER JAROD

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General, Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2762
Read Count: 479
[Report This] Published: 01/06/05 Updated: 01/06/05



The Don by Mareen
Rated: PG starhalf-star [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Miss Parker gets fired and finds out there's an SL-28 on her way out.

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1143
Read Count: 576
[Report This] Published: 20/05/05 Updated: 20/05/05