Ohh oh my god this is hilarious and so sweetly wicked. Poor Michael lol but not really. I won't even feel bad for him. He'll be in a good hands tisk tisky tisk and invite me over when you get him because ............hmm. I've never read a fic about the actor who played the character in that fandom so this is cool. I love it. It's incomplete. I'd love to read more.