Penname: seren_mercury [Contact]

Real name: Kate

Member Since: 04/09/09

Membership status: Member

Bio:
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'm a terrible autobiographer.

I can tell you that I listen to music like the average mammal breathes. I make veiled references to all fictional mediums that none of my friends understand because they're so much cooler than I am. My sarcasm is only outdone by my ability to trip over absolutely nothing. I could burn down my own house unintentionally if left unsupervised in a kitchen. Upon googling my name I've decided that the powers that be are funnier than a Carlin-Hedburg-Costello love child. Compartmentalized doesn't even begin to cover it. Spinning around in a desk chair until you're almost sick is a perfectly acceptable way to pass time. Pretending you are not from your nation of origin and repeatedly insisting your best friend is a prostitute in the middle of the Museum of Natural History in indecipherable broken English is just as much fun as it sounds. Purchasing a book written about the history of women in america and their respective firearms purely because the author has the same name that your parents so lovingly gave to you is entirely necessary. Singing loudly to every mediocre popular song produced by your generation is totally required when in a moving vehicle. Especially the ones people like to pretend they don't know every line of and secretly rock out to. I also wrestle alligators in the nude. It's excellent cardio.





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Stories by seren_mercury
She Knows by seren_mercury
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: She's never been less sure in her life, but somehow she knows more than she ever did before. (companion to 'The Things She Knows')

Categories: Indefinite Timeline, Post Season 4, Post Pretender 2001
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Angst
Warnings: None

Series: Knowing
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 393
Read Count: 982
[Report This] Published: 04/09/09 Updated: 04/09/09


Summary: She isn't sure of much, though there are things she knows. They just never realized how much. (Post-series, possible AU, Implied pairing)

Categories: Indefinite Timeline, Post Pretender 2001, Post Season 4
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Angst
Warnings: None

Series: Knowing
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 981
Read Count: 1010
[Report This] Published: 04/09/09 Updated: 04/09/09