Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 5812
Read Count: 2249
Penname: The Miss Parker [Contact]
Real name: Andrea
Real name: Andrea
Member Since: 01/07/15
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Cleaning up SIS and the mess Raines and Sydney made since 1993 when I graduated from University.
I'm part British, part Italian, a full-time editor with two magazines and former journalist with a newspaper.
I've won several web awards and citations including fanfic in 1999 and 2001.
I've been a fan of TP since 1998.
I have beta read for hundreds of authors.
I am an honest reviewer. If you ask for reviews, if you claim that you don't mind if I "think your story is terrible" or "please be honest and tell me what you think", then you shouldn't cry when I tell you the truth. ;)
When you only have one consistent reviewer, you might not get the proper feedback you need. Being honest isn't the same as being mean.
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Summary: I was standing there watching him sleep and it was only him and me. He was asleep, calmly not having one of his bad nightmares, just sitting there - his eyes closes making soft sleeping noises.....
Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 5812
Read Count: 2249
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 5812
Read Count: 2249
[Report This] Published: 21/04/05 Updated: 21/04/05
Title: Chapter 1: 1/1
Date: 02/07/15
You should post more chapters.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker Signed Date: 02/07/15
Summary: It started as a pretend; it became anything but
Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: General, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 6830
Read Count: 3630
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: General, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 6830
Read Count: 3630
[Report This] Published: 05/05/05 Updated: 05/05/05
Title: Chapter 1: All The Right Reasons
Date: 01/07/15
I can't let Jarod escape like that and we all know that he loves only me... but I still like your story. Like the story a bunches!
Reviewer: The Miss Parker Signed Date: 01/07/15
Summary: What if the Centre isn't what it really seems to be? ;)
Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Mr Raines
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Smut
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1522
Read Count: 1398
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Mr Raines
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Smut
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1522
Read Count: 1398
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 12/05/05
Title: Chapter 1: At The Centre Of The Game
Date: 14/07/15
I'm not sure I get it exactly except maybe the Centre is some kind of place where people pay to get their fantasies fullfilled. The characters were written ok and I guess people do have rape-revenge fantasies. Some people are really into bdsm. My namesake did have that whip in that one episode and Jarod had his sex toys. Good job overall.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker Signed Date: 14/07/15
Summary: Everyone has one.
Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Broots, Lyle
Classifications: Genres: Drama
Warnings: Warning: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 587
Read Count: 1958
Characters: Broots, Lyle
Classifications: Genres: Drama
Warnings: Warning: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 587
Read Count: 1958
[Report This] Published: 13/05/05 Updated: 13/05/05
Summary: Jarod's main purpose in life, you've decided, is to torment you.
Categories: Lyle's Car
Characters: Lyle
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None
Challenges: Drabble #30 Lyle's Car
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 282
Read Count: 1976
Characters: Lyle
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None
Challenges: Drabble #30 Lyle's Car
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 282
Read Count: 1976
[Report This] Published: 21/05/05 Updated: 21/05/05
Title: Chapter 1: --
Date: 14/07/15
Amazeballs! You chose the right words and use them well. Jarod is a handful.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker Signed Date: 14/07/15
Summary: "I believe the two of you are taking the concept of sibling rivalry to new levels." Sydney has never been more correct in his life.
Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Suspence/Mystery
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 33349
Read Count: 376947
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Suspence/Mystery
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 33349
Read Count: 376947
[Report This] Published: 25/05/05 Updated: 30/06/05
Title: Chapter 1: Sibling Rivalry
Date: 15/02/17
lol Perfect first chapter.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedDate: 15/02/17
Title: Chapter 2: Sibling Rivalry II
Date: 15/02/17
'If you are blonde (or blonde at heart, like you, sis) don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.' bahahahaha.
If you are blonde (or blonde at heart, like you, sis) don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. - See more at: http://pretendercentre.com/missingpieces/viewstory.php?sid=2108&chapter=2#sthash.9RXAOpZP.dpuf
Reviewer: The Miss Parker Signed Date: 15/02/17
Title: Chapter 3: Sibling Rivalry III
Date: 15/02/17
I needed the laughter today. Thankful for this page and all the great authors!I don't usually review every single chapter I read but I like humor and comedy. I want to encourage more.
'Tell your Asian secretaries over dinner: "Due to the economy, one of you is going to have to be dinner.'
Reviewer: The Miss Parker Signed
Date: 15/02/17
Title: Chapter 4: Sibling Rivalry IV
Date: 15/02/17
'Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful that your brother has refrained from shooting you in your sleep. ' rotflmao!
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedDate: 15/02/17
Title: Chapter 5: Sibling Rivalry V
Date: 15/02/17
Best one yet! ' I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable'
Reviewer: The Miss Parker Signed Date: 15/02/17
Title: Chapter 6: Sibling Rivalry VI
Date: 15/02/17
"Pass My Semi-automatic" oh god I'm dying here.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedDate: 15/02/17
Title: Chapter 7: Sibling Rivalry VII: Part One
Date: 15/02/17
'Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.'
Reviewer: The Miss Parker Signed Date: 15/02/17
Title: Chapter 8: Sibling Rivalry VII: Part Two
Date: 15/02/17
'A cubicle is a padded cell' lol
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedDate: 15/02/17
Title: Chapter 9: Sibling Rivalry VIII
Date: 15/02/17
'The name of Rue McClanahan's character on "The Golden Girls." bahaha
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedDate: 15/02/17
Title: Chapter 10: Sibling Rivalry IX
Date: 15/02/17
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something lol LOVE IT
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedDate: 15/02/17
Title: Chapter 11: Sibling Rivalry X
Date: 15/02/17
lol it keeps getting better.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedDate: 15/02/17
Title: Chapter 12: Sibling Rivalry XI
Date: 15/02/17
'drink from a n empty glass' bahahah.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedDate: 15/02/17
Title: Chapter 13: Sibling Rivalry XII
Date: 15/02/17
Jesus loves me...everyone else thinks I'm an asshole. lol
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedDate: 15/02/17
Title: Chapter 14: Sibling Rivalry XIII
Date: 15/02/17
LOl nothing gets the message across like a good mooning. rahhh
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedDate: 15/02/17
Title: Chapter 15: Sibling Rivalry XIV
Date: 15/02/17
different size funnels oh my! Lol.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedDate: 15/02/17
Title: Chapter 16: Sibling Rivalry XV
Date: 15/02/17
at least our cows are sane...lol
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedDate: 15/02/17
Title: Chapter 17: Sibling Rivalry XVI
Date: 15/02/17
I'm gonna try this one... and I'll get back to you on how it went.. lol
''Announces in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
Reviewer: The Miss Parker Signed Date: 15/02/17
Title: Chapter 18: Sibling Rivalry XVII
Date: 15/02/17
SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.ACTION: See if they have free beer.
I need to be chained to the chair.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedDate: 15/02/17
Title: Chapter 19: Sibling Rivalry XVIII
Date: 15/02/17
15.Sadly, all men are created equal. . .and Mr. Lyle is the quintessential idiotic male. lol
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedDate: 15/02/17
Title: Chapter 20: Sibling Rivalry XIX
Date: 15/02/17
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.
lol These are wonderful.
Reviewer: The Miss Parker SignedDate: 15/02/17