Penname: Monica_Bitch [Contact]

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Member Since: 24/06/15

Membership status: Member

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18 years old French/Dutch fan!



Affiliation: Pretender

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Summary: After a run in with her father, Miss Parker goes to a bar and Jarod follows her there.

Categories: Song Titles
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Drabble #02 Song Titles

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3241
Read Count: 1889
[Report This] Published: 29/04/05 Updated: 29/04/05


Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Good one. It was really sweet.

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 24/06/15
Silent Words by The Lurker
Rated: R starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Miss Parker deals with a Centre ghost of her past, and Sydney tries to help her.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Broots, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Mr Raines, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Drama, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 14861
Read Count: 1022
[Report This] Published: 13/05/05 Updated: 13/05/05


Title: Chapter 1: Silent Words

English is not my native tongue and so I am trying to find the words. I like your story...but not the rape part..but your writing is well. I have the chill bumps for a second time reading here today but this time you are the author and reason for the chills bumps ;). This time the story isn't bitter sad and sweet with happy at the end but it is all scary. Poor Miss Parker. :(

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed
Date: 24/06/15
Summary: Jarod encounters something that most Americans experience every six months: the dentist!

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2142
Read Count: 4252
[Report This] Published: 23/05/05 Updated: 23/05/05


Title: Chapter 1: A New, Unpleasant Experience

This is really funny. Really funny! You write comedy really well!

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 25/06/15
Summary: A little ditty written in November 2000. Rated PG for use of one word only, but then I'm tougher than most on ratings

Categories: Poetry
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 696
Read Count: 1576
[Report This] Published: 23/05/05 Updated: 23/05/05


Title: Chapter 1: Ode to the Centre

I like your story. It was good!

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed
Date: 25/06/15
Alternate Theories by Ally
Rated: PG starstarstarstar [Reviews - 10]
Summary: a alternate pretender payback

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Brigitte, Broots, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2425
Read Count: 2096
[Report This] Published: 17/06/05 Updated: 17/06/05


Title: Chapter 1: Alternate Theories

I like your story. It was funny.

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed starstarstar
Date: 24/06/15
Resolved Issues by Julie
Rated: R starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Takes place entirely in Miss. Parker's bedroom. On Christmas Eve Jarod arrives to tell Parker what the centre did to her and to keep her company on a lonely Christmas. Rated R for semi graphic sexual contents

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Romance
Warnings: None

Series: Resolved Issues Series
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2468
Read Count: 3140
[Report This] Published: 09/08/05 Updated: 09/08/05


Title: Chapter 1: Part 1

I like your story.

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed
Date: 24/06/15
Recovery by Shannon
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Jarod discovers a Centre connection regarding patients at a hospital and needs Parker's help to . . . .

Categories: Season 3
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 11723
Read Count: 14239
[Report This] Published: 26/08/05 Updated: 26/08/05


Title: Chapter 11: ' Battle Lines ' Part Five

It is cute. I hope you will add more chapters.

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01/07/15
Retired
Summary: 'Long Way Home' came to me one night as I was driving to a friend's house in the rain, listening to Sarah McLachlan. It's an interesting experience, to have a story come full-blown into your head, complete with a strange woman telling you how and why. Sarah and her children lucked out finding Jarod just when they needed him most, but she'd already proven she could do what she had to -- find the courage to get away from a bad situation in the first place. I admire the hell out of her for that, and so did Jarod, I think. < g >



Categories: Plot? What Plot?
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 6740
Read Count: 16910
[Report This] Published: 07/09/05 Updated: 07/09/05


Title: Chapter 1: 1

I like your story. It is pretty.

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: 24/06/15
Summary: Is there another Centre? What does it have to do with Jarod, Parker, Lyle and Sydney?



Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Brigitte, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Raines, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 20523
Read Count: 11110
[Report This] Published: 02/12/05 Updated: 02/12/05


Title: Chapter 1: Part 1

I like your story.

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed
Date: 25/06/15
Summary: Jarod and Miss Parker attempt to find happiness after the fall of the Centre.

Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2780
Read Count: 128809
[Report This] Published: 19/09/06 Updated: 19/09/06


Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Good one here. I think it would be this way for her with Jarod. She's been alone since Thomas and I think it would hard to stop seeing Jarod as the enemy.

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 24/06/15
Her Kidnapper's Heart by AJeff
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Telling would spoil.


Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Broots, Debbie, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 17044
Read Count: 129085
[Report This] Published: 02/04/07 Updated: 02/04/07


Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I like this alot. Will you be writing more stories? I think you should do!!

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01/07/15
Retired
Nemesis by Mirage
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 233]
Summary:

In 2002, the corporation known as the Centre was infiltrated by various law enforcement agencies that acted in a synchronized global effort to eradicate the organization. And then one day, Jarod's huntress ran away.



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Angst, General
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content, Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 73516
Read Count: 119507
[Report This] Published: 23/11/09 Updated: 24/05/11


Title: Chapter 9: Truth and Consequences

I'm reading again. It's not darkJarod but ooh he definitely isn't too light and I love it. He's the perfect amount of darkness and just like on the series and all of the characters are just as I remember.

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 15/04/20
Summary:

Retribution goes awry when Jarod inadvertently kills a man. (Story in English)



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Broots, Cox, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Original Character, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sam, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Angst, General
Warnings: Warning: Character Death, Warning: Language, Warning: Non Consensual Sexual Content, Warning: Slash, Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 52749
Read Count: 13037
[Report This] Published: 30/06/11 Updated: 08/12/17


Title: Chapter 14: Oderint Dum Metuant (Let Them Hate, So Long as They Fear)

Honey you need to update more often but Imma let you slide cos you still get shit done and you do it better and faster than many others, creators included. I fucking love your fics. All of them! Keep it dark and keep writing. Uhh God. MORE! Your characterisations & dialogue kick serious ass!



Author's Response:

Well thank you, Monica_Bitch.

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 04/10/15
Summary:

He's waiting.



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 900
Read Count: 4471
[Report This] Published: 05/08/12 Updated: 05/08/12


Title: Chapter 1: The Path Less Traveled

OMG! My heart just...wow God wow! You write really really well. Really really! I love this story so much.. is the ending I want. It is my ending to the series now. I see the trees and Jarod's face when he sees her. I have tears all ovor m face. Beautiful and amazing.

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 24/06/15
Sweet Dreams by Mirage
Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 49]
Summary:

Parker corners Jarod. Or does she?



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Smut
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 13022
Read Count: 4487
[Report This] Published: 21/09/12 Updated: 07/03/14


Title: Chapter 1: Shades of J

Still no sequel to this? Comeon.

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 13/08/19
A Hero's Heart by Mirage
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 321]
Summary:

When Jarod and his clone are presumed dead and further cloning attempts prove futile, Raines is determined to find another way. He finds it in Dry River, Arizona.

 



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: All the characters, Jarod, Miss Parker, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 69634
Read Count: 50590
[Report This] Published: 29/03/13 Updated: 06/06/19


Title: Chapter 16: Gone (Part III)

Keeps getting better and better. I like that they are communicating and that even though you have that Jarod thing you don't constantly have him emasculated. Can't rate it anything but a ten. I give you more if I could. Love your work.



Author's Response:

Hi, and thank you for reading and reviewing, Monica_Bitch. Miss Parker does emasculate him occasionally (I wouldn't dare).

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 18/02/17
Darkness Falling by Mirage
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 413]
Summary:

Jarod is implicated in a spate of homicides. 



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: All the characters, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 52986
Read Count: 18186
[Report This] Published: 04/03/15 Updated: 21/05/20


Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

Ooohh! Favorite quotes.....

"grapefruit-stoic and flushed pink-"

"The world continued to seem rather illusory, grainy and sepia-filtered; he felt as if he'd stepped out of his body, fallen into the gray, into some twisting penumbral state of consciousness."

Your writing style is so perfect. Steve and Craig should hire you...like now. Don't leave me waiting too long!



Author's Response:

I'll try to update soon. Thank you for reading and reviewing, Monica_Bitch.

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 04/08/15
Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12

I didn't see any typos so shut up about that and write some more for us. This is like watching the Pretender on tv again. It's coming home and seeing old friends and I can SEE the characters and I recognize them. I freaking LOVE your writing. Keep going and going. Hurry.

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 30/10/15
Summary:

Finally, all the answers they'd been looking for...



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 5463
Read Count: 2064
[Report This] Published: 24/06/15 Updated: 04/02/18


Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Your story was interesting. I like it.

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed starstar
Date: 24/06/15
Summary:


Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: None
Classifications: Genres: None
Warnings: None

Series: The Return
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 36528
Read Count: 4119
[Report This] Published: 04/11/16 Updated: 27/03/20


Title: Chapter 1: Unknown

ok first up! That intro was amazeballs rockn. You know how to open and close a paragraph in a way that pulls us in and then boom the quick release. I love it. Cate's feelings ei the way children have to play and her fears you nailed them. I love the way she connected with Julian and wow you included every character in this.

Emily on the ground kissing the earth after Jarod's driving...man I rolled in the floor laughing. I love the snapshot of Emily and Ethan and her thoughts and feelings and "they're going to break in the new bed" lol. How cool that Jarod's parents still have sex! The FBI..yeah, we all know. The "director" redeemed himself yesterday but too late for me. I think you and me are the same team. You have a broad world view and are really open minded.

Another thing is I like how Jarod slips away inside himself to an unreachable place. I love how plausible this is, how Broots wouldn't give away anything intentionally but Jarod would still figure it all out, but only because of Angelo...where is Angelo? Anyway. Give them a happy ending girl. You know you should. I love this and everything you write. You keep me coming here you are my favorite author. If only you'd been a part of team Rebirth...I love your direction so much more. You can write longer chapters if you want.

You've inspired me to write. I'm working up the courage to post. Fingers crossed 4 me.



Author's Response:

Yes, indeed, write, and do share with us. Please. It's lonely here in 'Most Recent' all by myself. My fingers are crossed for you. Thanks for reading and reviewing, Monica_Bitch.

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 07/11/16
Title: Chapter 2: Unknown (Part II)

So cool how Jarod doesn't always get sarcasm.. his mother's in this chapter. Lol. Poor guy.

Now Miss Parker is going to take Jarod back to bed with her anyway? You left us hanging there?! Oh, why? I could go for some good smut and no can write it like you. Please soon. They need to get it on.

Loved it so far. I want more! Hurry.

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 29/03/17
Title: Chapter 1: Unknown

Why did you stop writing this? I want more. It's perfect!

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 29/03/17
Title: Chapter 1: Unknown

My only complaint is that I had to go back to chapter 1 of part V. I wanted 2 tho so it's cool and I won't hold it against you. Tell you what girlfriend I appreciate you for showing  Jarod's parents still having sex at their age. NOt many stories where the older folks get to have sex and this is so freaking cool. I love Emily for calling it like that. it's such a pleasure to read fresh ideas.

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 15/02/18
Title: Chapter 2: Unknown (Part II)

"No one is going to break anything" Jarod said to his mother ... I read the new chapter first and then went back and saw that. Foreshadowing. He's afraid he'll break Miss P. Ahhhh Mirage I love this.

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed
Date: 15/02/18
Title: Chapter 3: Unknown (Part III: Bliss. Ignorance. River. Egypt.)

"Parker smiled, yawned, observed him through a veil of eyelashes. "Mm, I haven't seen that expression on a man's face in ages. I'm legal," she reminded with a chuckle. "You don't have to look so worried."   "I don't?"   "You do realize that I've had sex before?"   "Not with me you haven't," he reminded softly- as if she needed to be reminded" And then this ""my technique is guaranteed to melt the tension. If you'll just disrobe and lie on the bed-" "Your technique is guaranteed to get you laid. I'm twice as persuasive when I'm naked." "I'm a professional." "Aren't we all," she quipped. "Trust me," he said. "I've done this before." "Mm, not with me you haven't."

 

LOVE! I love this series.

Can you let Miss Parker kill the bad asshole. I hate people like Whitman.

Reviewer: Monica_Bitch Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 15/02/18