Penname: The Miss Parker [Contact]

Real name: Andrea

Member Since: 01/07/15

Membership status: Member

Bio:

Cleaning up SIS and the mess Raines and Sydney made since 1993 when I graduated from University.


I'm part British, part Italian, a full-time editor with two magazines and former journalist with a newspaper.

I've won several web awards and citations including fanfic in 1999 and 2001.

I've been a fan of TP since 1998.

I have beta read for hundreds of authors.

I am an honest reviewer. If you ask for reviews, if you claim that you don't mind if I "think your story is terrible" or "please be honest and tell me what you think", then you shouldn't cry when I tell you the truth. ;)

When you only have one consistent reviewer, you might not get the proper feedback you need. Being honest isn't the same as being mean.


 



Affiliation: Pretender

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Favorite Stories


A New, Unpleasant Experience by chopsticks
Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Jarod encounters something that most Americans experience every six months: the dentist!

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2142
Read Count: 4893
[Report This] Published: 23/05/05 Updated: 23/05/05


Abstractions by Mirage
Rated: G starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 38]
Summary:

         



Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 913
Read Count: 1913
[Report This] Published: 16/10/18 Updated: 16/10/18


All The Right Reasons by Parkers Love Slave
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: It started as a pretend; it became anything but

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: General, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 6830
Read Count: 3536
[Report This] Published: 05/05/05 Updated: 05/05/05


Asphyxia by Mirage
Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 21]
Summary:

Wild Horses prequel.



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: General, Tragedy
Warnings: Warning: Character Death, Warning: Language, Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1957
Read Count: 475
[Report This] Published: 22/12/18 Updated: 22/12/18


Comments: Haunting missing piece of the Pretender puzzle by the Princess Of Darkness Mirage. Put a coat and hang on to something before reading.
Bring me to Life by LadyIce
Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Miss Parker erfährt, dass sie an Krebs erkrankt ist.

Categories: German
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Drama, Tragedy
Warnings: Warning: Character Death

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 5035
Read Count: 2231
[Report This] Published: 04/06/05 Updated: 04/06/05


But I Do by The Injury Princess
Rated: PG starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 1]
Summary: What happens on the nights when the nightmares are too much for one to bare alone

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Character Musing
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1136
Read Count: 1913
[Report This] Published: 06/08/05 Updated: 06/08/05


Combustion by Mirage
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 25]
Summary:

Twincest. With a twist!

 



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Tragedy
Warnings: Warning: Incest/Twincest, Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1539
Read Count: 9620
[Report This] Published: 24/09/11 Updated: 24/09/11


Darkness Falling by Mirage
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 496]
Summary:

Jarod is implicated in a spate of homicides. 



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: All the characters, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: Warning: Character Death, Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content, Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 57575
Read Count: 33946
[Report This] Published: 04/03/15 Updated: 01/06/23


Comments: My brothers and sisters in christ and pretenderfandom, I'm still happy-sobbing. This is the most satisfying novella I've ever had the pleasure of reading. The final chapter was just as amazing as the first one, and I'm left with all the happy, hopeful, yummy Pretender feels.
Der Auftrag by MsParker
Rated: R [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Das Leben ist voller Überraschungen, sie treffen einen immer dann, wenn man am wenigsten damit rechnet - leider!!!

Categories: German
Characters: Brigitte, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 11700
Read Count: 561
[Report This] Published: 11/05/05 Updated: 11/05/05


Die Hoffnung....des Lyle Parker by MsParker
Rated: PG [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Das Leben ist voller Überraschungen, sie treffen einen immer dann, wenn man am wenigsten damit rechnet - leider!!!

Categories: German
Characters: Lyle
Classifications: Genres: Character Musing, Drama
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2085
Read Count: 1600
[Report This] Published: 11/05/05 Updated: 11/05/05


Dreamland by The Injury Princess
Rated: PG star [Reviews - 1]
Summary: This is way to short to summarize. Jarod, Parker, possible character death? I'm not saying more.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3674
Read Count: 9472
[Report This] Published: 06/08/05 Updated: 06/08/05


Everything Burns ( english ) by Little Angel
Rated: G starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: How litte Miss Parker became the Ice Queen, based on the song "Everything Burns" from Ben Moody feat. Anastacia

Categories: Character Musing
Characters: Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Character Musing
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 367
Read Count: 1564
[Report This] Published: 23/07/05 Updated: 23/07/05


First and Only by coldqueen
Rated: R starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 15]
Summary: AU for entire series.  What if Miss Parker had never been sent away to boarding school?  What if she'd grown up in the Centre with Jarod?  What sort of things would they have experienced together?

Categories: Plot? What Plot?
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3378
Read Count: 2013
[Report This] Published: 10/10/07 Updated: 10/10/07


Hell Hath No Fury by Ice Queen1
Rated: G starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Someone at the Centre has escaped with one objective...



Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Suspence/Mystery
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 3276
Read Count: 4048
[Report This] Published: 12/01/06 Updated: 12/01/06


Hunter's Daughter by Thunderchild
Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 241]
Summary: Sydney's new project... courtesy of the Triumvirate

Categories: Season 4
Characters: Angelo, Broots, Cox, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Raines, Original Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Smut, Suspence/Mystery
Warnings: Warning: Incest/Twincest, Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 33 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 91670
Read Count: 368965
[Report This] Published: 07/05/07 Updated: 03/01/09


Ice Queen by AJeff
Rated: G starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Miss Parker's feelings on Jarod.

Categories: Poetry
Characters: Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Angst
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 175
Read Count: 2300
[Report This] Published: 01/04/07 Updated: 01/04/07


Inconceivable by The Injury Princess
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Miss Parker is through with the lies when she finds some disturbing information so she turns to an old friend to help make things right.

Categories: Post Pretender 2001
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Drama, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 5817
Read Count: 2810
[Report This] Published: 06/08/05 Updated: 06/08/05


Jilted: By Verses Thrice by Schuyler
Rated: PG 13 starstarhalf-star [Reviews - 1]
Summary: "The aroma of freedom no longer lingered..."



Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2912
Read Count: 2091
[Report This] Published: 17/05/05 Updated: 17/05/05


Retired
Long Way Home by Perri Smith
Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary: 'Long Way Home' came to me one night as I was driving to a friend's house in the rain, listening to Sarah McLachlan. It's an interesting experience, to have a story come full-blown into your head, complete with a strange woman telling you how and why. Sarah and her children lucked out finding Jarod just when they needed him most, but she'd already proven she could do what she had to -- find the courage to get away from a bad situation in the first place. I admire the hell out of her for that, and so did Jarod, I think. < g >



Categories: Plot? What Plot?
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 6740
Read Count: 17452
[Report This] Published: 07/09/05 Updated: 07/09/05


Matter of Blood by NR Levy
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 20]
Summary: An unexpected illness and a new strategy prompt the discovery of new, dangerous secrets at the Centre

Categories: Season 3
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 132057
Read Count: 138417
[Report This] Published: 22/06/05 Updated: 22/06/05


Misunderstandings by BlackDragon
Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: This is a what if...Mr Lyle wasn't an utter psychopath...Sydney had something else on his conscience...
Note: Rape suggested


Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: None
Classifications: Genres: Angst, General
Warnings: Warning: Non Consensual Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 4393
Read Count: 631
[Report This] Published: 15/09/06 Updated: 15/09/06


Mitternachtsphantasien I by Dara
Rated: R starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Ich denke der Titel sagt alles, auch wenn es ncht immer Mitternacht sein muss... ;-)



Categories: German
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Angst, General, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 9742
Read Count: 438
[Report This] Published: 16/05/05 Updated: 16/05/05


Moment Out Of Time by Feline
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Basically it's plotless smut.

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Smut
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 837
Read Count: 1590
[Report This] Published: 08/02/06 Updated: 08/02/06


Mutual Curiosity by Somnabulist
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Jarod and Miss Parker have fun. What Plot?

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Romance, Smut
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 819
Read Count: 1903
[Report This] Published: 28/08/05 Updated: 28/08/05


My Nicotin Patch by IceAngel
Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Short piece about Miss Parker's musings regarding: Thomas vs Cigarettes.

Categories: Character Musing
Characters: Miss Parker, Thomas
Classifications: Genres: Character Musing, Drama, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 636
Read Count: 1942
[Report This] Published: 03/10/10 Updated: 03/10/10