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Episode 4 with the cast of RUSH HOUR and SIM as they join forces to return to Hon Kong to assist Lee toward helping his uncle with his latest assignment.
Carter and Lee step in. Lee shuts the door behind them.
As Captain Cole is about to say something, Carter puts up
Carter: Captain, before you begin I think its only fair to
warn you that I already know.
Cole: Know? About what Detective?
Carter: There, you see?
Carter wiggles his ears. Lee is caught off guard by this and smiles.
Carter: In case you haven't noticed, I've got ears!
Carter points a finger at her.
Carter: Oh? You're proving my point!
Carter: See! There you go again!
Carter: (to Lee)...did you see that?!
Lee shrugs his shoulders.
Carter: Captain, please! Just stop while your..BEHIND!
Cole begins to respond, Carter interrupts.
Carter:..Nuh uh! Simon didn't say!
Carter: Well, it's not going to be mine Bro and besides your not helping!
Lee looks at Cole, shrugging his shoulders.
Carter: (cont)...I'm taking my time off Captain and there is nothing that
is going to stop me or change my mind!
Cole: Is that what you think this is about Carter?
Carter: I know so.
Cole: I just wanted to let you know to enjoy your time off.
Carter: Well, if that's so then why is he here?
Cole: I have to brief him on a case.
Carter: UH HUH. And that couldn't have waited?
Lee looks at his watch.
Lee: It's five till.
Carter: (to Lee) Put your arm down man, you ain't helpin!
Carter: (to Cole)..So?
Cole puts up a big smile.
Cole: So...what are your plans for the next two weeks, Carter?
Carter: I thought you were never gonna ask cappy!
Carter looks out the window to those watching. He closes the blinds on them.
Carter: Look, what I am about to say doesn't leave this room, got it?
Both Cole and Lee nod. Carter gets all happy and dreamy.
Carter: First, let's see I'm gonna spend one week...
Cole: ..one week...
Cole and Lee listen closely.
Carter: Doing? Doing, lets see...probably doing...nothing man! Just tired
and trying to recover from this place! It's what I do every night
after work...eating ice cream and watching TV until I fall
Cole and Lee give a disappointed look.
Carter: But don't you all worry. The second week I should have my shebang
Carter does a dance.
Carter: Yea man. Shebang! Do a little partying. You know with the babes.
Carter: Where've you been man? Besides, cappy I'm gonna need to borrow
back, you know, my little...black book.
Cole: I can't.
Carter: Why not?
Cole: That book is being held in evidence.
Carter: Look, how was I supposed to know some of them were, you know, one
of them kind!
Both Lee and Cole gives him a look.
Carter: I resolved the case didn't I? Look, you give a little you
get a little right?
Lee gives him a look.
Carter: (to Lee) You wouldn't understand. Besides it's all your fault!
Carter: Man, you are so by the book!
Lee: Good word. You said it.
Carter: (to Lee) Ha ha. Besides, you forced me to squeal!
Carter: Hello wall!
Carter: (to Cole) Look cappy, do I or don't I have immunity on that case?
Cole: You've stated you had no specific knowledge about these women, right?
Carter: Right! You guys believe me don't you?
There is hesitation before Cole and Lee nod.
Carter: You hesitated! I'm a detective for crying out loud!
Both Cole and Lee give Carter a look.
Carter: Okay, wrong choice of words, but I did NOT have sexual relations
with those women!
Cole gives him a look.
Carter: And besides, I'm pleading the fifth if they prove
otherwise! That wasn't an admittance by the way.
They both give him a look, nodding.
Carter stops for a moment to catch his breath.
Carter: I know. I know. Quit while I'm behind.
Cole and Lee chuckle.
Carter: Well, I'm glad a few of those around us can see the
humor in this. Toodles..
Carter heads toward the door.
Cole: Uh, wait...
Cole pulls up a bag and digs into it.
Carter: Yea, that's right. I almost forgot!
Carter rubs his hands together. Cole hands him a couple of coupons.
Cole: Three for ten special on Hagen Daz, right?.
Cole nods. Carter looks through them. Lee appears to be humored by all
Carter: Thanks. You wouldn't happen to have one for bonbons on you by
Cole finds one and hands it to Carter.
Cole: There you go.
Carter notices extra coupons still in her hands and takes those too.
Carter: Thank you!
Cole gives Carter a surprised look.
Carter thumbs through the coupons like cash as he walks
out the door.
Cole: Have a good time Carter.
Carter waves without looking back as he exits.
Lee: Mrs. Cole you mentioned earlier that you wanted to see
me about something?
Cole: (Cont)...Yes, I was notified personally by the white
house that you handle this next investigation...
Carter hears this as he closes the door. He stops..
Carter: (to himself)..Wait a minute! the White House?!
Carter hurriedly heads back into the office.
Cole tells something to Lee, handing him a folder. Lee looks through it.
Cole: Oh, Carter. Back so soon?
Carter: Ha, ha. What's up with the white house?
Cole: What? Oh...it was nothing.
Carter: What? Nothing?...See! There you go again!
Cole: What, again?
Carter: (To Lee) There, you see!?
Lee tries to shrug it off.
Carter: You saw it this time! Don't tell me you didn't!
Cole: I thought you wanted to start on your vacation?
Carter: I did..and I will. But first tell me what's going on.
Cole: If I tell you...
Carter: Just tell me! Its okay. You know nothing can stop me now anyway!
Carter starts to do a dance.
Carter: (singing) See!!...ain't no stopping me now...
Carter: (cont)...It's just idle curiosity.
The phone rings.
Cole: (To Lee) That must be them.
Carter just beats out Cole at grabbing the phone.
Cole keeps her composure.
Carter: Hello, yes. Uhm hmm? You got it. Who? The SIM what?...Team? Uh, hold on let me transfer
you to my assistant to get the details!
Carter hands Cole the phone.
Carter: Here. It's for you.
Carter then sits in a chair.
Cole: Gee, thanks. (To Lee) You can go ahead and deliver that.
Carter: You heading down the street?
Lee: You coming along?
Carter: Naw man, I'll just be waiting right here.
Carter pulls out a coupon and hands it to him.
Carter: You can grab me some bon bons while your out though, thanks!
END OF TEASER
Taking a little TIME OUT.