I know: I shouldn't be writing new fics, indulging the muse. *slaps wrist*  Stop me if you've heard this one before: I (innocently) glimpsed a hand print on the 8X10 glass display of a framed photograph, and Lady Muse (not so innocently) sidled over and intoned sweetly: "psst, I have an idea." (*raises glass to toast the tired and archaic tv tropes*)