This story was inspired by Beam Me Up Scotty, There Are Klingons Down Here (sequel to These Shoes My Huntress Wears) by Bucky LaFontaine. This story is not a sequel or a companion story, so you do not need to read the other stories to follow this one...although you should because they are great fun (and, I admit, I do make a reference here and there -and stole a line or two of dialogue from those stories as a tribute to Bucky's work). This story is all Bucky's fault.

The views about Star Trek conventions and the people who go to them represented in this story are Miss Parker's, not mine. Although I've never been to a Star Trek con, I have been to other genre cons. I even own one of the books that Jarod gives Parker. If anyone should be offended by Miss Parker's comments, it should be me. :)

Once the gang is at the convention, you can assume any dialogue in italics is spoken in Klingon. :)

The story is rated PG-13 because of Miss Parker's potty mouth.