Genres: Comedy


Stories
Summary:

A crossover between The Pretender and Star Trek: The Next Generation. Jarod's strangest Pretend yet.

Takes place between "Stolen" and "Red Rock Jarod" and in the Star Trek year 2367.



Categories: Star Trek, Season 2
Characters: Angelo, Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Mr Raines, Original Character, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Character Musing, Comedy, Drama
Warnings: None

Series: Father and Son, Sydney and Miss Parker
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 39317
Read Count: 108093
[Report This] Published: 16/06/09 Updated: 16/06/09


Summary: A few words of insanity...

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 403
Read Count: 966
[Report This] Published: 22/06/05 Updated: 22/06/05


Summary: This is a story about the Virtual Gar we played with at Snowy's Lounge Yahoo Club 'back in the day'. Ana would never let us play with him for long so I borrowed him for a little while. He came back in one piece though hehehe

First part was written by myself and the second was written by Sarah in response to it.

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Other Centre Character
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1379
Read Count: 2053
[Report This] Published: 24/04/05 Updated: 24/04/05


Summary: Based on the title, you already know how this is going to end, but you can come along for the ride if you like. Jarod and Ms. Parker live the storyline of Romeo and Juliet. In play format. Act 1 Scene 2

Categories: During The Series
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 3410
Read Count: 1720
[Report This] Published: 25/08/05 Updated: 25/08/05


Summary: Written for the 'X-files'-challenge on Pretender100. 101 and 115 words

Categories: X-Files Titles
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None
Challenges: Drabble #60 X-Files Titles

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 222
Read Count: 1413
[Report This] Published: 06/03/07 Updated: 06/03/07


Summary: When Miss Parker's house gets blown away, it takes her on an adventure to what should have been.



Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1145
Read Count: 1875
[Report This] Published: 07/06/05 Updated: 07/06/05


Retired
Summary: None given.

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 222
Read Count: 2123
[Report This] Published: 20/05/05 Updated: 20/05/05


Summary: Is Mr. Parker cheating on Brigitte and how exactly is Miss Parker involved? And how does Jarod and Lyle respond?

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Brigitte, Broots, Lyle, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3424
Read Count: 1726
[Report This] Published: 07/01/06 Updated: 07/01/06


Summary: A Challenge from another fan of the Pretender. I mixed it with a touch of Trek.

Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1180
Read Count: 1945
[Report This] Published: 20/04/08 Updated: 20/04/08


Thumb Thoughts by Chris
Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: What does Raines'/Lyle's thumb think??

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Other Centre Character
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 676
Read Count: 1150
[Report This] Published: 28/04/05 Updated: 28/04/05


Summary: "Before I found myself thumbless in the desert, I was Head Rat at the Cheese Factory." Mr. Lyle ("Red Rock Jarod")

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Lyle
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Character Musing, Comedy, Drama
Warnings: Warning: Character Death, Warning: Language, Warning: Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 6505
Read Count: 1092
[Report This] Published: 25/05/05 Updated: 25/05/05


Summary: Jarod acts like a kid and gets Miss Parker to join in

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 1222
Read Count: 1187
[Report This] Published: 30/05/05 Updated: 30/05/05


Tolerance? by Allemande
Rated: G starstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Miss Parker finally finds out about the Centre's true origin and, eventually, her own.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Mr Raines, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 905
Read Count: 2275
[Report This] Published: 28/05/05 Updated: 28/05/05


Summary: Mr. Raines receives a very special visit.

Categories: Pretenderpayback, Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Raines, Original Character, Other Centre Character
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1587
Read Count: 1194
[Report This] Published: 29/12/08 Updated: 29/12/08


Summary: Jarod finally finds Parker after searching for years. Parker is a mother and has some explaining to do.

(I want to see if it'll turn out the way it plays out in my head. Huge shipper. Go wild people)

Categories: Round Robins
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Angst, Comedy, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 683
Read Count: 1296
[Report This] Published: 01/06/06 Updated: 01/06/06


Summary: Missing Scene - Bloodlines.

Categories: Missing Scenes
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Drama, General
Warnings: None
Challenges: Drabble #36 Missing Scenes

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 229
Read Count: 1818
[Report This] Published: 21/05/05 Updated: 21/05/05


Summary: Four-way crossover. A multi-fandom author gets fed up and tries to fix things.

Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2596
Read Count: 1704
[Report This] Published: 16/05/05 Updated: 16/05/05


Watery Views by chopsticks
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Sometimes you find your prey in the oddest of places, and always on a bad day.

Categories: Plot? What Plot?
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy
Warnings: Warning: Language

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 632
Read Count: 1651
[Report This] Published: 25/05/05 Updated: 25/05/05


Summary: Parker and Jarod finally do something about the Center.

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance, Supernatural
Warnings: Warning: Language

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 2081
Read Count: 1735
[Report This] Published: 06/10/06 Updated: 09/10/06


What Is........? by Aussia
Rated: PG starstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: One night in a dark alley...

Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Other Non-Centre Related Character
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General, Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 715
Read Count: 1773
[Report This] Published: 14/07/05 Updated: 14/07/05


Summary: "Before I sleep with you."

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1107
Read Count: 3062
[Report This] Published: 17/05/05 Updated: 17/05/05


Summary:

Dream corp LLC gets an unexpected visit from Mr. Raines.



Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1003
Read Count: 1426
[Report This] Published: 17/06/17 Updated: 17/06/17


When Monkeys Fly by Aimee
Rated: NC 18 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: What really happened between Miss Parker and Broots during the episode Crash? Not what one would think.

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Drama
Warnings: Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2505
Read Count: 707
[Report This] Published: 10/06/05 Updated: 10/06/05


Summary: Call it a symbol, call it a highly intellectual metaphor, call it simply madness... looking forward to your interpretations ;-)



Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 995
Read Count: 1782
[Report This] Published: 28/05/05 Updated: 28/05/05


Summary:

The Centre is shut down for good. What will happen to our favorite characters now? Read to find out and leave a comment (preferably a nice one) because this thing is finished. Finally.



Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 29773
Read Count: 107843
[Report This] Published: 29/12/08 Updated: 22/12/13