Genres: Comedy


Stories
Simple Sex Games by RRP
Rated: PG starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: It's not what you think it is. I promise.

Categories: Season 3
Characters: Lyle, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1038
Read Count: 2167
[Report This] Published: 04/06/05 Updated: 04/06/05


Summary: Jarod discovers . . . Bubble Wrap!

Categories: During The Series
Characters: Jarod
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 743
Read Count: 1321
[Report This] Published: 23/08/05 Updated: 23/08/05


Summary: Parker writes an expose.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 806
Read Count: 935
[Report This] Published: 26/05/05 Updated: 26/05/05


Stranger Jarod by Witch1
Rated: NC 18 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Witch1 gives her own unique twist on the episode RANGER JAROD

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General, Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2762
Read Count: 709
[Report This] Published: 01/06/05 Updated: 01/06/05


T for Trouble by Joel Gomes
Rated: PG starstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Argyle. Do you really need to know more?



Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Broots, Debbie, Jarod, Other Non-Centre Related Character
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: The Alphabet Series
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1800
Read Count: 1071
[Report This] Published: 07/08/13 Updated: 07/08/13


Tangled Webs by gbarton
Rated: R starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

A mobster in New York kidnaps the charaters in this story to find out who kidnapped his daughter. Will they save her in time?



Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Romance, Supernatural
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 18398
Read Count: 1437
[Report This] Published: 05/08/07 Updated: 05/08/07


Retired
Summary: Who's cutting the DSA`S?

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Other Centre Character
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2454
Read Count: 1238
[Report This] Published: 17/05/05 Updated: 17/05/05


The Bunny Trail by paula h
Rated: G starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Happy Easter!

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2389
Read Count: 1132
[Report This] Published: 26/08/05 Updated: 26/08/05


The Call by icd
Rated: R starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: It's about trust, betrayal and the struggle to maintain a friendship.

Categories: Post Season 4
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: The Call Series
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 17527
Read Count: 6723
[Report This] Published: 23/04/05 Updated: 23/04/05


Summary: Miss Parker in a costume...Argyle...need I say more.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 7566
Read Count: 5327
[Report This] Published: 18/06/06 Updated: 09/03/09


The Dance Lesson by RaChell
Rated: PG starstarhalf-star [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Note: A follow up to Melons but not it's necessary to read Melons to enjoy! Summary: They say it takes two to tango but when Jarod and Miss Parker are dance partners...make that two to tangle.

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 3781
Read Count: 1479
[Report This] Published: 12/05/05 Updated: 12/05/05


The Don by Mareen
Rated: PG starhalf-star [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Miss Parker gets fired and finds out there's an SL-28 on her way out.

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Miss Parker, Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1143
Read Count: 1667
[Report This] Published: 21/05/05 Updated: 21/05/05


Summary: Another day, another chashe.

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1125
Read Count: 934
[Report This] Published: 22/06/05 Updated: 22/06/05


Summary: well, four seasons, two movies and almost everytime a squeaking oxygen tank...

Categories: Post IOTH
Characters: Jarod
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 444
Read Count: 1191
[Report This] Published: 01/03/07 Updated: 01/03/07


Summary: Two people are drinking in the same bar both are a bit drunk and well you'll just have to read it to find out. A warning it's not the two you think.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1257
Read Count: 1214
[Report This] Published: 11/06/08 Updated: 11/06/08


Summary: A crazy caper about two fans that go a little over the edge with their love of the Pretender. Co-written by jaccione and Trek Princess.

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Original Character
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 7751
Read Count: 4814
[Report This] Published: 11/05/05 Updated: 23/10/06


Summary: Broots meets a challenge; Note: in response to the challenge to begin a story with Once upn a time, . . .

Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1152
Read Count: 972
[Report This] Published: 07/08/05 Updated: 07/08/05


The Lives We Hide by RRP
Rated: PG [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The secret lives of some Pretender characters. Not entirely humor, some serious stuff too.

Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Lyle, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 4009
Read Count: 737
[Report This] Published: 08/06/05 Updated: 08/06/05


Summary: Cross The Pretender with Melrose Place, X-Files and 90102 and what do you get?

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, Vignette
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2708
Read Count: 302
[Report This] Published: 01/06/05 Updated: 01/06/05


Summary: Just read and find out!

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 7725
Read Count: 1610
[Report This] Published: 29/08/05 Updated: 29/08/05


Summary: A Guide For The New And Used in The Pretender Fandom. How to survive, who that man behind the curtain is, and why everybody except you is insane.

Categories: Episode Commentary
Characters: All the characters
Classifications: Genres: Comedy, General
Warnings: Warning: Language

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 13328
Read Count: 127730
[Report This] Published: 21/04/05 Updated: 21/04/05


The Pretender Wars by Leah
Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: A short sequel to "Once Upon a Pretender" recapping Pretender's second season.



Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Brigitte, Broots, Jarod, Kyle, Lyle, Miss Parker, Mr Parker, Mr Raines, Other Centre Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 621
Read Count: 1213
[Report This] Published: 17/05/05 Updated: 17/05/05


The Russian Job by BlueRose
Rated: PG 13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Miss Parker makes a mistake, and Jarod offers to cover for her if she helps him out with a Pretend.  And he bribes her with shoes.....Humour



Categories: Indefinite Timeline
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy
Warnings: Warning: Language, Warning: Sexual Content

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2815
Read Count: 3544
[Report This] Published: 25/07/11 Updated: 26/07/11


Summary:

A crossover between The Pretender and Star Trek: The Next Generation. Jarod's strangest Pretend yet.

Takes place between "Stolen" and "Red Rock Jarod" and in the Star Trek year 2367.



Categories: Star Trek, Season 2
Characters: Angelo, Broots, Jarod, Miss Parker, Mr Raines, Original Character, Other Non-Centre Related Character, Sydney
Classifications: Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Character Musing, Comedy, Drama
Warnings: None

Series: Father and Son, Sydney and Miss Parker
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 39317
Read Count: 25854
[Report This] Published: 16/06/09 Updated: 16/06/09


Summary: A few words of insanity...

Categories: Spoofs / Parodies
Characters: Telling Would Spoil
Classifications: Genres: Comedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 403
Read Count: 872
[Report This] Published: 22/06/05 Updated: 22/06/05