I'm a little confused about something. Now, if Santa Claus were to deliver a present to every child on earth, he would have had to visit 830 houses a second, which would mean his reindeer would have to travel about 700 miles per second and he had 1/1000 of a second to park the sleigh, to crawl down the chimney, to pass out the presents, and to eat cookies and milk, and for a middle-aged, overweight man, that's quite a feat..

Not Even A Mouse: Jarod

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